My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!
"Hey, Bryan Super," Starlight asked one early afternoon while trotting up to Super Trampoline as he ate a salad in Twilight's Friendship Castle, "Do you think you should maybe try to put some actual effort into this story again?"
Super gasped. "Starlight, my beloved Tankie marefriend, you always have the best ideas, Our Town notwithstanding. I agree, I've gotten soft and lazy with this story; every chapter is short and ends with a joke about making out."
"Yeah, it's growing stale. Now mind you," Glimmer continued, "This story being intentionally awful, it kind of works, but I do feel the ways in which it's awful should be switched up more often."
"Here, Here!" Super intoned, lifting his cotton candy-flavored Bang™ energy drink with a leathery bat wing. "Starlight, you are absolutely correct!" He took a sip. Awww, refreshing. Probably not particularly healthy, but at least it had zero calories.
"So then," Super continued, "What ought we do about this connundrum, fair Glimmerbug?" (Glimmerbug was one of his pet names for Starlight Glimmer.)
Starlight smirked. "I think we should make out. I know that always gets my brain juices going."
Super wagged his eyebrows suggestively. "Oo, GlimGlam, a double subversion of expectations. I love when you talk dirty but still rated everyone because this story is still rated everyone to me. Come here and Prench kiss me, you intellectually and physically stimulating sassy unicorn, you!"
And then they made out.
Like this, except at the friendship quest table in Twilight's castle, and it was Starlight and Super making out instead of Starlight and Trixie although they also make out, and also Twilight Sparkle wasn't watching from the bushes, especially because other than a few ornamental houseplants here and there, there are no bushes in the friendship castle.
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What did happen to to alicorns and Mare-E-Sues, anyway?
Also, this story's rating seems to also describe who Super makes out with.
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Writing plot threads that go nowhere and are abandoned is another one of my many special talents.
Lol I’m adding that to the description.
man…that bit about Bang Energy hit hard.