My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!
One day, the human version of me needed to get a new MePhone because his Orange phone finally got its screen cracked to the point of no longer functioning. So he drove (because in Equestria Girls land, they have cars) to the Pony Brea mall which was like 25 minutes from his mom's house in Pony Tustin because that was the closest Orange store that was actually open thanks to Pony Covid-19.
The first time he went, it was too late in the day, and it would have taken him an hour and a half to get in they said.
The next day, he showed up around noon, and was told to come back around five once his Pony human mom got a text. But she never got a text and when he finally showed up anyway they said the system had messed up and to come back tomorrow
The fourth time he came, they told him to wait a few hours until they had more technicians
And then he finally got his new MePhone ES.
The end. now to get a case for it so it doesn't get messed up like his old phone (which too be fair was starting to go ppptthht anyway on account of being a MePhone 6 (!) ) after he lost its case.
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Otterbox is the way to go. Saved my phone a number of times.
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Yeah I used to have one but it was interfering with some sensor on my phone or something so I kept having to take it off and then one day I accidentally left it on one of the LA light rail trains. My friend told me to get a Mous https://www.mous.co/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6M_tzbzs6QIV0hx9Ch1mHQjOEAAYASAAEgI8pPD_BwE
Imagine needing to replace phones and having human contact. Why live in a society when you can dwell at the bottom of a well and drink nothing but orphan tears like me?
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I always forget that you prefer orphan tears over pizza, contrary to what your profile picture suggests.
10272403
Amen. If it wasn’t for that, or my screen protector, my phone would have been broken a dozen different ways by now
10272415
Internet personas are delusions projected by our minds onto crystaaaaaaalline squares of light that change in various social contexts!
...gary stu
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And I now feel sad. Thanks for reminding me I had to eat Scootaloo.
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Gosh, this story is the lord of the comedytrollfics, I didn't even read the story yet, and for some reason I was already laughing out loud
You got my downvote.
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Glad you approve!
This is the only good fic on the site
10311995
Ah yes, a fellow
manenby of culture I see.when we gonna collab