What If...

by TheMajorTechie

sleep sought out ponies who were awake after midnight... with a bat?

Author's Note:

And over there is AnObliviousAuthor.

Absolutely menacing.

"But I don't want to sleep. I want to reshelve books!" Filly Twilight whined. "Pleeeeaaase? I can still wake up early tomorrow!"

Twilight Velvet shook her head. "No, dear, you need to sleep. It's dangerous to stay up past midnight, you know."

"Wha--"

The physical embodiment of sleep (a sleep paralysis demon?) crashed through the wall, Kool-Aid Man style, even though they were on the second floor. He proceeded to bonk both mother and daughter on the head with a bat.

Now Twilight was sleeping. Both Twilights, I mean.

Comments

[AnObliviousAuthor]

Yes. Perfect. Nevermind that it's nearly 2 am here.
What if Rainbow Dash was a weeb?

[Possibly me]

So what you’re saying is... I can stay up late if I have a baseball bat of my own? Because I’m not going to bed early.

[Level Dasher]

When I read that I thought you meant a bat pony, and was extremely confused. Then you come in with a baseball bat and I was like, "Oooooooooohhh."