What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Author Twilight fell asleep at her desk and smudged the next chapter?

Author's Note:

T-triple upvotes, The Spy of the Tiger?!

I did the best I could to "smudge" the text with some good ol' Zalgo text. :P

"T͉̦̫͓͓̯r͎̝̟͍̼̪̤ḛ̺̼̥ͅe̹ͅf͇̼̫̳"̗̲͉ͅ

̟̟I̹n̻͙̣͈̟ ̲̩̺w͚̱͚̝̤̹h̖͕͔̘̦i̟̤͈͈c̖̞͈̙͎h̙͉̗̩̰ ̠͕̺̬͇̩͔a t̝r̝̠͇ḙe ̻͉̰͉͔i̦̺̭̖̹s͍ ͓̙a̫̭͙ ̯͈̳̞ṱ͖̜̪ͅͅhi̲̘̩̲̩͚̙e̙f͇.̟̬̻̫

̲̤̪͉͉̰T̙͇̳̘̗re͉̠̯̪̭̘͇e̳͍͖͇͎̗͈ ̻̪̝̟t̰he̘̜̝͇ ̫͍͙̝t̪̬r̝̤̠̜e̻̼e͉ ̦͈̜͖̹ͅt͉͎͓̜͙͎r̪̖̳̩e͚̲͕̮e̻̗̮̗'d̹̠͈̣͇̲̺ ̠̫̹d͚̞ow̤͈̲n͔̩̝̩ͅ ̬̙͓̬͉͔ͅt̼̭͎̭h̘͈̜̣̪̟̩e̳̳ ̝͚̼̬̩s̞T̟̳̪R̥̙͚͇̘͕ͅE͖E͍͉̩̞t͕.̥̼̪̭ ̟͚̣̮̗̗Tr̗̟̼͍̗e̤̹͈̭ͅe̠ kn̗̰̞̥͈e͓̥͕w̮̖ t̮͉̤̯h͉̤͙̥a͙̭̤t̗̺ ̜̟he̻ ͔͙̺̩͕̣̰w̫̫̺̦͚a̹ͅs̻͍ ̗a̰̱̗͈̬̪ ̬̥̞͍͍͈ͅv͓̭̺͇̼e͙̫̱r͖̼ͅy̰̙ ̟̙̮͍̟u͔̞̦̳̠̯̭ṇ̱̝f̱͉̟͎o͈̤̲̯̤r̪͕̝͙̝͚t͖̠̮͖u͔̺n̮̗̮̮ͅat̤e̪ͅ ̥t̮̙r̠̣̹̙̰̤ͅe̼̬̯̝e̼̠,͕̩̦̦̖ ̮h̪̤̘͉͉a͈̺̫̲̞̲̱vi̦ͅn͉g͎̯͓͓ ͉̦b͙̜͓e̲̤e̜̟̖̭̭n̗̤ ͉̘d͇̯̻͍i̬̫̻s̰̦̻o͍̠͔͙wne̠̺̣͖̤ḏ̯̠͉̹̮ ̭b̺̞̲͔̻͉y ̩̭̺͇S͓̮w̹̺͉̳̪e͇̫̯̰͔̲ͅe͕͎̱̗̪̖t͓̲̫̗͍ ̳̳̗͙̻A̯̘p̼̰͎p̤̬̗l͎̠͔͚̘e͉͇ ͖̯̜A̻̭͓̤c͍̱̖͍̞͖r̘͔e̻̭̞͉s̻͉̮͖ͅ f̟̮̺͉͉͖̥o̙͉r̫ ͔͉̯̙͉̭g̝̖̘̭ro͔̟w͇̮̝̺̙i̲̭̥̬͙̝n̺̫̣ͅg̘͙ ̭̜co̻̟̰͉c͚̖̻̺̝̺̲o̜͈͚̩̳̬̞n͈̻͖ͅͅu̙͍t̪͔̦͉͚͚ͅs̖̙̫͎͖̘̱ ̮̮̺̺͚̩i͍̩̟̳n͙̳̠s̟͇̠͇̦͕͙t̞̬ͅe̩͇̘̩̖̮aͅd ̩͇̮o̼̳̘̠ͅf̜͈̼̪͔ ̦a͖̺̬̝̯̼p͍p̝̪̻̮l̜̘̗͖̼̤e̪s͔͙̭̣̬̝,͎ ͚e͔̣̺̹̯̤v͚ͅe̙̗̖͓̯̥̳n͉̗ ̮̜̘͔̩̳t͕̘̙̜̰h̬̗̬̤͓̻o̭̦̹̣̞u̝̩g͕̜̦h͔̳̘ ͖̥̳h̰̺̻̩̼e̞͖ ̖͍w̫͓as ̘i̜̫̞͚̮ṉ͕͓̲d̠̫e̠̮̬͕͚e̲̯̣̙̙͓̗d̬̫̟͉̦̰ ̹̥̺̟̳̘̩a̫͚̮͖̦ͅn̬ ͎͎̟a̮͙p̟͚p͔̰̯l̹͉̞̘ḙ͉ͅ ͚̳͇̞t̯̳̱̜ͅr̞̟̟͔e̘̦̳̙e̮̗͎͇̥̞.̝ ̯A͚pp͎̘̲̳͈̣l̳̜̲e̮͉̞̩j̦͇̜̖̰̣a͓͙̟͉̪͈c͕̣̯̞͉k͕͔̟͍͉ ͇̳p̗̘̯̯̘aͅs̬̘̹͔t.͔̱̠̤
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͈͎͓T̘̜͎̼͓ͅr̟̺ḙ͓e̲̤͖͇̖ ̞̫͖̭̞̦̤c͖̖ͅo̼͉̫n̺̞ͅṯ̯̤͔̲i̪̯̜n̯̮̯̥͍̤̥u͇̪̠e̥͈͉̩̥̫͕d̠̱̻̮͇ ͙̘t̤͍̙̫o ̞͇͖͇̜̩ț̩̼̫r̺̲̟͇̗͓e̳̦̘͉ͅe ̮̦͎d͈o̬͇͚̖w͉n̯͔͙̲̖̞̼ ͈͈ͅt̤̗̹̠ḫe̜̼͖͔ ̲͕̗̠̪͉ͅs͔̜̹t̼r̥̪̮̮e̳͙̟̱et̤̝̟. ̖Tr̗ͅe̺̜e̼̯ ̤̠̗d̹͔͔̰̺ͅo͎n'͇̫̫͔̹̲t̼̯̻̳ ̟̞͉ca͚̖re̮̠͎ ̝̬ab̞̣̞̺̝o̪̲ut͈̫̗̻̭̟ ͙̠̠̟͙p͉o̠nỵ̼̳̤ h͔a̼̱tṣ̞̟͉̠̱̮.̬̱̗ ̤̯͙͓T̩͕̱r̤̤͖͔̪̯e͉͉͙͉͕̳ḙ ̯̻o̹̞̭̤͎̳͓n͍l̗y͓ w̬̣͈̟̼̣͇a̟̩͔̞̘̬͖n̺͕͇t͙s̻̳ s̮͈͚̞̰̣̹u̱̳̬̗̻͉͙n̝͓l͎̪̫͉i͙̳̣gḥ̪̪̯t̥̩͙̰̝̹ͅ ̝͎̦͚ạ̝͓ͅn̯͓͚̩̭d̬̮̜̰͈̰ ͓w̳͖͓̖̯̞a̦̝t̼e̩̙̞ͅr̤.̗̮̦̠̳̺̹ ͖̺͎̭̬̟̳S̜̤c̜r̠̥̠̞͓̼̭e̳͓̘̗w̰̭̣̳̤̤ͅ ̲̝͉͕t̗̩̬̼̖̮ḫ̣͇̭̰e͍̞̠̱ ̣̳h̘̬aṭ̮̭̰̲.̜̳ ͕̬̖͓I͈͕̘̣͙t̼̲̖͙͇̘͓ ̝̣̙b̬̯͓̙̦e͙̼̫̻̜l̜̠͕͚͚̺̮o̘n͎̠̖g̩̘s͓̞͔͎̫̩ͅ t̠̣̣̫o̤ T̩r̦̝̙̺e͙̟̙̼ͅe ̯̭͖͔n̳̤͖͎̩o͕͖w͔̩̗̥͍.̮̩̪

Comments

[Yoshifan30]

What if Twilight is in the Twilight Saga

[Level Dasher]

I can't believe I'm about to write this...
What if the rogue tree grew taller than Sweetie Giraffe?

[Possibly me]

What if the Apple family was made up of apple trees?

[AnObliviousAuthor]

What if apples grew Apple trees?