What If...

by TheMajorTechie

the Mane Six were whalers?

Author's Note:

I will subvert your expectations, The Spy of the Tiger.

now hand over your knees

"Y'know, Twilight, do you ever feel like you need to be a little... whale-er?"

Twilight looked up from her book. "Don't you mean whaler? I didn't think that you were into hunting whales."

Rainbow Dash shook her head. "No no no, I'm talking whale-er. Like, we should be more like whales."

"I can talk to whales I think..." Fluttershy mumbled through her hair. "They have beautiful songs."

"AND GIANT MOUTHS!" Pinkie added.

"So, you want to be whales."

Rarity flipped her mane, sauntering into the room. "Yes, darling! The ocean's water does wonders for the skin, you know. At least, that's what I've heard."

Twilight looked at Applejack. She was dressed as a whale and strumming a guitar.

Comments

[Level Dasher]

She was dressed as a whale and strumming a guitar.

And Mob Barley was there, too.

[twidash1993]

What if Flurry Heart became the princess of Light Bulbs?

[Horseus lord of horses]

What if the Horse Empire attacked Equestria because a Bron- I mean a Pony wanted their knees?

[silvadel]

When I think of whale songs, my mind always goes back to futurama.

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon. But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing this whaling tune.

[Phantune]

10590178
Bright idea!

^{_{Not sorry.}}

[twidash1993]

10590536
I laughed :)

[AnObliviousAuthor]

What if-- end of the semester sigh of relief?

[The Spy of the Tiger]

What if someone discovered Obama's last name?