[Romance][Comedy]
This is a series of responses to Monochromatic's blog "TwiLuna" (340 words, 4 pictures, no tags)
BLOG SUMMARY: Mono's roommate offered to waive 30 bucks from a phone bill in exchange for a blog on the subject of Bookhorse and Moonhorse. This ensued.
Twilight Sparkle sat up in bed abruptly and cast rapid glances around the library bedroom. Just one night in Ponyville had not gotten her used to living in a tree, even if it was filled with books, and the way the tree creaked and popped in the town's night breeze still made her jerk awake at the most inconvenient times. Spike had no such problem, and was happily snoring away in his box nearby, like he would be more than happy to continue until noon if left undisturbed. Since the moon was still high in the sky, they both had a long time before dawn, so Twilight settled back down into her bed, rolling over on her side and taking in the view of Princess Luna’s teal gaze at the end of her nose with paralyzed astonishment.
“Pardon our intrusion into your bedchambers, Champion.” Luna bowed her head and kneeled on the thin rag rug of Twilight’s bedroom, which only made her panicked heart beat faster and her mind whirl with the thought that she had obviously missed some sort of letter from Celestia to explain this. Maybe a note. An entry on her calendar?
“T-t-that’s… okay,” managed Twilight after several minutes of intense breathing that made the faint scent of Luna’s sweaty coat begin to hammer away at the back of her mind. The newly freed princess must have flown down from Canterlot to visit Twilight tonight because… Nothing really came to mind. Nothing at all. Zip.
“As you have vanquished me with the Elements of Harmony,” continued Luna with her head still bowed, “your will is supreme over mine, and I shall devote my life to bringing you the pleasure you deserve, for as long as you live. I await your command, Champion.”
"My command is let me sleep, damnit," Twilight grumbled. "Slavery is illegal in Equestria, whether by conquest or by sale. Now beat it before this gets even weirder."
By the next morning, Twilight had convinced herself that Luna's visit was merely the symptom of an undigested bit of parsnip, or perhaps a result of eating the last one of Pinkie Pie’s special muffins before bedtime, and that the resulting dream snippet was only worth bringing up at the luncheon she had scheduled with her friends because of its odd humor. So while the six of them were gathered for a pleasant outdoor meal at the local restaurant, she related the event to them and awaited their snorts of levity, or perhaps even a laugh or two.
Only to have five sets of eyes staring back at her in disbelief.
“Twi.” Applejack pushed her hat back and took a deep breath. “You do know that the Elements of Harmony were used by all of us, right?”
“Of course she realizes that,” said Rarity rather briskly. “It’s just that she did not choose to accept Princess Luna’s generous offer.” After a brief pause, she went on to admit in one quick burst of words, “She’s going to introduce me at court next week.”
“She’s teaching me how to make Cloudscakes,” said Pinkie Pie with a bounce in her seat. “They’re so fluffy!! And they make such a mess that we have to lick—”
“We’re doing nighttime flights,” said Rainbow Dash quickly, punching the air with one hoof. “Up with the stars and moonlit clouds! It’s a whole ‘nother level of competition! And then there’s the snuggles after,” she admitted. “Awesome!”
“So many of my animal friends are nocturnal,” said Fluttershy almost under her breath. “It’s so nice to have somepony who appreciates them with me. Particularly the owlbears.”
After a long silence, Applejack looked at something interesting in the distance and admitted, “Ah only asked her to help out with the harvest this fall since she loves being out among mah trees, and we can work together into the evening. And dagnabbit if the snuggles weren’t pretty durned good too.”
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this makes me worry Luna would feel rejected by Twilight
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Indeed! Twilight needs to get together a proper apology.
Especially given how good all those nocturnal-appreciated activities with friends would be for Luna.
"Really, Twi? I'm so not going to send this letter. 'Dear Princess Luna, I mistook you for a weird dream caused by undigested parsnip.' Let's give it another try once you calm down a bit more, okay?"
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So now we have a setup for a love story where Twilight is trying to make up for her poor first impression. Trouble is that Luna will actually wind up with Pinkie and Twilight finds other love in the process. Or something.
The point is that Luna has been returned from the moon...and plunged into a Harem Comedy as the protagonist. Poor Princess...
9475071 "I just wanted to say... I'm sorry." Twilight Sparkle swallowed and nudged over a wrapped present to where Luna was sitting. "I'm so bad at this. I mean I'm supposed to be the Element of Magic, which comes from friendship, and I can't even handle an apology to Princess Celestia's sister. Not that I think of you just as her sister," added Twilight rapidly. "It's just... You're so wonderful-- I mean having you here is wonderful. Yes, that's it. I've always loved the night. I've spent so many nights out with my telescope watching the heavenly bodies... Not that I think you have a heavenly body," she added even more rapidly. "Just... Can you accept your present and forgive me?"
"Certainly, Champion." Luna floated the present over to between her forehooves and regarded Twilight with a slight tilt to her head. "A true apology comes from the heart, and yours is the most honest and forthright we have ever seen. So," she added, giving the box a small shake. "What did you get us?"
"I... um... Don't know," admitted Twilight. "I'm really, really bad at this, so I had Rarity buy something that you'd like." She peered at the box as the wrappings began to unwind with Luna's magic. "I mean I would have probably bought you a book, because everypony likes books. You can never go wrong with a book, I say... Oh, it's not a book. It seems to be some sort of..." Twilight's voice faded out as her eyes got larger than saucers.
"'Tis some sort of harness that straps onto a mare, with an accessory," said Princess Luna, turning it around in her magic. "Would you like to wear it first, or should I?"
Twilight made no response, since she had fainted.
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Darn it, we can't go any deeper! I forgot my totem two dream levels ago.
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"My Champion Rarity? I of course remain subservient to your will in such things, but nevertheless I am quite peeved with you."
"What? Luna, dear, you don't need to worry about expressing offense. What did I do?"
"Your prank upon Twilight. I understand the intention, but I still found it most mean spirited. I believe she is owed an apology once she wakes."
"Prank? Luna, forgive me, but I have no idea what you are talking about."
"Your selection of a gift of...strikingly elegant sexual paraphernalia. I understand the temptation. Twilight is a shy and retiring sort, and such ponies are quite adorable when their limits are pushed. But your timing served to ruin a heartfelt apology. Twilight is still recovering even now."
Rarity would have blanched, were it possible with her coloration. "Oh no! She didn't like it? But I assumed that the two of you would...oh no! You're quite right of course, an apology is definitely needed at the very least! Of all the things that could have happened..."
"Hold, my Champion. You say this gift was meant in earnest?"
Rarity nodded. "Well yes. I may have been...projecting a bit. Oh dear, I hope the poor darling recovers. And that she forgives me! Friendships are so delicate when they first form, you know."
"I am sure if you explain yourself to her as you have done to me she will understand. But projecting?" And Luna blushed and looked down before forcing herself to continue. "Of all of you, none but Twilight have shown more chaste intent."
"Well I could hardly try to woo you like an ordinary mare, could I?" Rarity demanded with a huff. "The Princess of the Night, with your beauty that rivals the dance of the stars themselves..." she trailed off with a cough. "Ahem. In any case. If you could please give me a moment, I must plan a proper apology to Twilight."
"Of course. And I hope you will forgive my misconstruing your intentions. I should have assumed better of you. You have a good heart, my Champion." She turned and trotted away, before turning to look back. "You know, it occurs to me that we have both behaved in a way that might merit appropriate... punishment. Something one as generous as you might do well to consider the possibilities of." And with that she evaporated and fled the room in a stream of stardust.
Rarity stared for a long moment, her face heated and thoughts a long way from any apologies to Twilight. Except, perhaps, in the most technical sense. "Oh dear," she whispered to herself.