While house-sitting the castle at the Crystal Empire whilst the royal family is on vacation, Twilight stumbles across a rather unexpected tool that Cadence uses to make her job as the 'Princess of Love' a bit easier to manage. What looks to be a simple filing cabinet full of records on who-loves-who in Equestria, however, turns out to be a magical artifact of tremendous cosmic power. As a result, Twilight's attempts to optimize Cadence's file organization leads to some rather wacky shifts in everypony's relationship status.
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I think Applejack and Blueblood's files got mixed up.
It's complicated, I-I don't wanna talk about it
-Every woman who is complicated by love
-Karnazom
The weather vane she left at home. Even in all the chaos, Fluttershy wasn't that daring.
In any case, hilarious stuff, though I do have to wonder how long that filing cabinet has existed, and who created it in the first place. Thank you for a wonderful bit of insanity.
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Thank you as well for your kind words!