EDITATION INSERT
"Howdy y'all! It's me Apple Bloom. A warning to our viewers. The last bit of this video contains context that's... kinda bloody. It also in no way reflects Pinkie's attitude. If you wish to avoid seeing the -Hurk- bloody video part, then skip starting from this moment, until you reach here. You have been warned. Also I say a single swear by accident, but I censored it."
*CAMERA BOOTING UP
*SYTEM CHECK
*ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL
*ERROR
*ATTEMPTED RECORDING. Three second footage of CMC Founders in Boutique.
*RECORDING STARTS
"Howdy everypony!" Applebloom said cheerfully. "It's me, Apple Bloom, with mah friends Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo! And today, we are reading fanfiction!" Applebloom held up her tablet to the camera.
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Ohh hey I suggest apple bloom to read fanfiction.
"We're reading a story from the tablet." Applebloom explained. "And we're gonna complete any challenges we accept, or call it a fail."
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Do or do not, there is no try, young Apple Bloom.
"Where did you even get that?" Scootaloo asked.
"Uhh Granny Smith." Applebloom quickly answered. "She collected lots of odd stuff. Even this thing."
"But isn't that a human tablet?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"Uhh... Maybe? Granny had an exciting life." Applebloom said with a shrug. "But that's not the point." Applebloom said. "The point is that you have a big tv that we can hook this up to."
"Why are we doing that again?" Scootaloo asked.
"So we can record what we're readin." Applebloom answered. She momentarily pondered on why the voice only ever arrived when a video was being recorded. The Narrator had no response to give. "Anywho, this FanFiction is apparently a website from another world, or somethin. I dunno. We're reading a story from fim fiction dot net" Applebloom hooked the tablet up to the tv in Sweetie Belle's bedroom.
WARNING: THESE STORIES ARE EVENTS PURLY FICTION. PLEASE DO NOT LET THEM IMPACT YOUR MENTALITY OR VIRGINITY
DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU PLAN ON LETTING THEM IMPACT THESE THINGS.
CONTINUE?
Sure Nah
Applebloom and her friends stared at the message. "I... Sure?" Applebloom said out loud. They were brought to the FiMFiction site. Applebloom saw in the recently updated section "Applebloom tries..." She tapped on it.
THIS HAS BEEN RATED 4th Wall CONTENT. INTERACTION MAY SUMMON THE LIMBER CHEESE LOG OF HANDS. DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE?
Yes No
Applebloom clicked on no. "I don't even know what that means, but it send a chill up mah spine." She tapped on another story.
DIEsel SweeTIES
*ERROR SCREEN GLITCH
*Recording CMC Founders (Children) reading story. Silence from all. Sweetie Belle seems most confused.
*ERROR REPAIRING. APPLEBLOOM E.A.R SYTEMS
back online. The Cutie Mark Crusaders looked at each other in confusion as they finished the story. "Is the robot bad?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"I don't think so?" Applebloom said. "There was fun levels and whatnot."
"Yeah, but we're the main characters. Kinda. And then it said three marks in the granite. Three cutie marks on graves, I think." Scootaloo said.
Applebloom shook her head, before turning to face the camera. "That just left me kinda confused. Good story, in mah opinion. Seems fun, just..."
"The ending is reeeeaaaaly confusing. And who would ever actually do that? Thankfully Cozy Glow is just their oc." Sweetie Belle answered.
Applebloom frowned. "Wait a minute." She reread the part where she was splashed with jam. "Was Ah eatin by timberwolves or somethin?"
"I was killed by the hydra." Scootaloo said. "By tripping. Lame."
"Insect 13: Flyder and Flora 3: Poison Joke. Mentioned that those two items combined could cause fatal effects when merged together with unicorns." Sweetie Belle quoted. "Yeah, those aren't graves. I think the robot took our cutie marks when we were about to have a heart attack or strait up terrified."
"Yeesh. Why would anypony make a story like this?" Scootaloo questioned. The three took a moment to stare at their blank flanks, wondering what the removed cutie marks looked like.
"For fun?" Discord said with a shrug. "This is a story from another world. Though I doubt any actual filly would ever do something so evil."
The three imps of Chaos jumped back, tumbling on each other. "AHHH!"
"Sorry, did I fright-" Discord stopped, looking around suspiciously. "Who's speaking in that unknown font? Seriously? Where is the 4th wall?" Discord summoned a hammer, swinging it through the air. "Where-" his eyes caught sight of the camera. "Of course! Hidden where it's meant to be placed!" He sat down, crossing his legs. "Why do you girls have a camera?"
"It's for my vlog." Applebloom said, helping her friends up.
"Oh? Do tell." Discord said, leaning his upper body towards the three.
"Well, the vlog is us doing stuff folks tell us to do to try to get our cutie marks. But we also can do stuff for fun." Applebloom answered.
"Oh! May I join you for this episode?" Discord asked, gaining puppy dog eyes. A puppy version of him walked over on his ears.
"I'd like my eyes back." it asked in his voice.
"Oh fine." Discord plucked off the puppy dog eyes, showing his normal eyes beneath. He slapped them onto the puppy.
"Thanks." The puppy floated out the window, getting smacked by Opalescence on the way.
Applebloom shook her head. "Anyways... We've finished the reading of the fanfiction. We just gotta watch Smile HD to check of the list."
Discord frowned. "Smile HD? What is that, some sort of remix to Pinkie's smile song?" He stuck his claw in his mouth. "Yuck."
"Oh come on, I'm sure it can't be that bad." Sweetie Belle responded.
*
Discord snapped his fingers, summoning buckets for them all to vomit in.
*
"Ugh..." Applebloom moaned. "That- HURK BLARG" Applebloom's head ducked out of sight as she vomited into the bucket again. "That was Smiles HD. Never b*cking again."
"On the bright side, Fluttershy was awesome." Scootaloo said.
Sweetie Belle stared at her empty bucket, her body refusing to vomit. "So. Much. Blood."
The door slammed open. "Sweetie Belle! Did I just here cussi-" Rarity stopped, probably looking at the scene in the room. Discord aimed the camera weakly at Rarity. The movement of the camera showed Discord's bucket of... literal rainbow, with the screen showing Pinkie with the orb of energy about to destroy the planet and Fluttershy. "Should I even ask?"
Applebloom took back the camera while the Narrator apologized for not warning Applebloom, while also explaining that a warning still woudn't come next time. Opalescence ran out of site, out of the room. "That's all for this episode. See yawl... Next time."
*VIDEO END*
During the parts where you list the comments i recommend formatting it like this:
I think It would seem more sensational and easier to read.
To do this simply put:
[*quote*=FlyBoy9er9er]
Do or do not, there is no try, young Apple Bloom.[/*quote*]
(Be sure not to include the *’s)
Aside from that, this was a good read
Idea 2 react to my little pony generation 1 pilot rescue at midnight castle idea 3 reaction to mlp g3 rainbow dash with guest reaction by rainbow dash
Nightmare night special watch the original Halloween movie followed by the recent movie reboot
I know that I shouldn’t question it, but HOW IN THE WORLD DID APPLE BLOOM FIND THIS?
Also,(you’d have to work with Peni Parker for this) Apple bloom tries joining Twilight for one of her vlogs
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1: The Narrator.
2: That is an EXCELLENT idea. I'll talk to Peni about it.
Not sure if already tried but...
What about explore Princess Twilight Crystal Castle? After all it's a magical castle, maybe there is some hidden room or something
Another suggestion could be to try to act like Sweetie Belle or Scootaloo and see how good are you imitating them.
Bunnysit Angel Bunny, the demon rabbit of Caerbanogh
Sing "Another Brick on the wall" in front of Miss Cherilee and the whole class
Try to have a friendly talk with any of the special students of Twilight new school (The student six) except Sandbar as we know you are already friends
Visit Diamond Tiara... after all, she reformed, right?
Ask a changeling to disguise as one of your friend and try to guess who is the real one
Eat a piece of lemon
Search for clues around Ponyville about the mystery past of the evil Cozy Glow... From where did she appear? What she did during free time? Did anyone notice anything strange? Does she have a family in Ponyville? Where did she live?
Let a toad incubate a chicken egg in the Everfree and see if it's true that a basilisk is born from that
Give a 'surprise' party to Pinkie Pie, emphasis in 'surprise' as it must be a surprise for her and she don't know that you planned to do it.
Check the mysterious blue box of Mr. Time Turner (That pony with a hourglass as a cutie mark) and see if there is anything inside
Take a 'walk' around Ponyville, wearing the bunny pajama of Zap Apple Season and jumping instead of walking
Check if the toast always fall butter side down
Ask Miss Twilight for the cloud walking spell and test a cloud bed
Try Bungee Jumping
Drink Tea with Miss Fluttershy
Visit the spa
Recreate the 'Iron Pony competition' only instead of Applejack against Rainbow Dash, you against Scootaloo with Sweetie Belle as the judge
Check if Sweetie Belle had been replaced with Sweetie Bot... A strange robot that look like Sweetie Belle and acts like Sweetie Belle
Sell Lemonade
Oh sweet I got noticed *squee*. Next time maybe you girls should sell fashion. Or maybe try throwing a party... ps. To the author: I though you'll go for clop or something.
Oh god no not that video That messed me up so badly my cousin trick me watching it 😠
Yeah about that sweetie Belle she will in your world but beware That kid is nothing but trouble I came for the future do not be fooled by her Innocent attitude
Because there's a couple of people in the fan fiction can be sick and is just like darker version of mlp thats why I never read rated m storys its just yuck
oh god smile hd It was the mistake I ever made of watching it not only that it Destroy the innocent mine good Lord I don't know why they made this
Yay, they watched it! It was funny to see their reactions to it.