• Member Since 12th Aug, 2020
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Horndog


"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (the recently revived fetish-powered zombie resurected by the power of the mighty Model M), having run out of porn containing his specific fetishes.

Comments ( 22 )

So it begins...

10967796
Selenophile actually beat me to it but that's only because I wanted to finish polishing the story before I posted it.

How dare you lewd Snowpone! My innocence!

Perfectly Insane
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Oh thank Celestia, I thought this fic would have hoof holding for a second.

Snowponies have gotta be the best thing Seleno's created

10967900
Maniacal laughter in the distance.

10968304
Aw beans! I knew I forgot something.

10968880
Was that Seleno? I thought it was the combined effort of /mlp/.

10969075
Yeah, my pacing is a little rushed. Considering that I wrote it in a little over an hour though, it's not the worst I've written. As for show vs tell, it's one of the things I struggle with the most in my stories. I'm working on it (though I'm not sure I'm getting better at it) but I've got a long ways to go.

Character creation is the bane of my existence. At the end of the story my readers know as much about my characters as I ever did, simply because the only way I've figured out how to make a character is to drop a blank slate into a world and develop them as needed. For fast, easy writing, this method works well enough, but it lacks the depth to make an actually good story. (Don't tell anyone but I couldn't even tell you the coat colors of most of the "OCs" I've made for my stories.) I'm trying to fix that though with the long format story i'm working on, and I gotta say it's the simplest way I've found yet to slow down the story writing process. Still struggling with sentence length though.

Oh well, one of these days I'll get there. Until then, enjoy the ramblings of a dude who writes clop for his own enjoyment. And make sure to check the content warnings before you start, just in case.

Xan
Xan #12 · Sep 8th, 2021 · · 1 ·

10969181
That user is a troll, pay him no mind.

10969181
That guy loves practical jokes.

I thought it was the combined effort of /mlp/.

It was. The first snowpone pic appeared Aug 27 in Drawthread.
The first thread was Sep 1st.
Selenophile jumped on the wagon only by Sep 4.

10968880
Made an account just to take this bait, holy shit
Fuck you and the snowhorse you rode in on

10969269
I never had a mind to pay. It's already 100% devoted to Ponuts and what I can stuff in them next.

10969274
Interesting. I actually finished writing this story on the 3rd, I just had to do the editing thing and wait for the super cute art from Seafood Dinner. I'm glad I did though, it's absolutely adorable!

10969276
Now you just need an adorable snopone PFP and you'll be set.

10969316
No baiting unless you want to catch fish for an adorable snopone.

10970362
Self editing is probably the best I'll ever do. I lack the patience required to cooperate with an actual editor, especially on a minific like this one. The good news is that I hope to get in plenty of practice in the future, as well as keeping up my voreacious (I'm sorry) reading.

This fic honestly wasn't supposed to be much of a fic. A challenge to write something about the new pones that didn't get too weird or fetishy cause I just wanted to write something quick and cute. I do have to admit that I have a tendency to rush to the steamy bits, cause they're the parts I'm actually excited for. For my more serious fics, I plan on writing a much more fleshed out intro.

Also, I'm going to advise you again to check the content warnings on my fics if you plan to read any of them. I've read all of your fics and they're pretty tame by comparison. While mine aren't the most 'wild' fics out there, they tend to have some fetishes that are pretty niche. You might enjoy An Evening of Discovery though, if you wanted to read one of my works that I put a little more effort into.

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