Rainbow must fight an evil chair that attacks her! (it is very evil)
Written as part of a personal speedwriting challenge with goal of "writing bad intentionally". I didn't exactly succeed but this exists now.
Now with an audio-reading by StraightToThePointStudio!
*Shakes head*
Tsk, tsk, Rarity.
Going from fainting couch to lawn chair is a big downgrade for you.
This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair.
real ones understand
Perfect
I lol'd at the ending
such meaningful story, very cute 😂
I can't tell, is there not meant to be a quotation mark before Rainbow roared in laughter, I only ask because I don't know if there's meant to be grammar errors in this, I mean that sounds strange but the point of this was to be poorly written.
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Woops! Actual typo, nice catch!
Stayed is probably a typo.
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Another great catch, thank you!
"It was me, rainbow. I was the one who hacked your account and made you send silly pictures of yourself to your crush Fluttershy"
who the fuck pours water into their ice cream?
Honestly, I think the chair from A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving was deadlier.
this read like a monty python skit and I'm all for it
And no one heard Rainbow at all, not even the chair. >^_^<
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Rarity. Before she drinks her watery ice cream soup and commits tax evasion by marrying a chair. Keep up.
Thank you Spike, I could of....
yea that chair was kind a creepy, So we're really married?
Yes for the mutual benefits, , ,
Twilight darling I am getting quite a nice tax credit this year. Sorry for Rainbow being tardy as she is
Taxes? Didn't you get this moons notice? Taxes are suspended because of new tariffs on imports.
What? There must be some kind of mistake, how? Who thought of this?
Spike and I worked on this for months
Spike? My Spikey Wikey? Precious Scales? SPIKE!
Mutual Benefits... Like no taxes or late fees like Benefits
Rarity, Are you okay?
Married . . . Spike. . .Benefits...Benefits
DISCORD STOP LAUGHING
Spike you didn't
I do'ed it, I'm such a bad dragon... Na I'm good.
You're right, you did kinda fail your challenge here -- this is way too good, and I had a great time with it!
Haha!
Hahaha!!
Hey, she said it, not me
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Agreed.
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Glad I could help.
I can't believe this cause my friend Rabo is gonna publish this Fanfic reading on his channel on 27th july 2023 at 4pm est and i just read it upfront, TOO FUNNY
the evil lawn chair will have its revenge ooooh
Of course it's a lawn chair. If it wasn't a chair that was the villain of this story it would be a furby.
Haven't they come back out with those satanic things?
Admiral Biscuit wrote a small town weekly newspaper article. It's in Pony Planet: Side Stories the chapter "New Embasee"
His Author's Comment mentioned that it was harder than you'd think to deliberately write that bad.
Plus the follow up story "Ponyville Express Special Edition".
The chapter "From The Baltimare Sun" has a coherent account of the same events from a different slant.
Now, I mean it endearingly when I say this but... WHAT THE #*%@ DID I JUST READ!?
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BAAHAHAHAHAHA
Bruh. I was literally writing a story just like this... The only difference is the object and pony! Even the title is the same format. If I hadn't procrastinated on it I might've posted it on time. Well, now I gotta change it, or just scrap it all together. This sucks.
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Don't do either of those. Just because someone did a story similar to yours doesn't mean you shouldn't publish it. Doubt the mods would say anything about it.
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For what it's worth this line is very poorly written.
Evil lawn chair is best pony.
Here's wishing Chairity many happy moons together. I'm just disappointed that nobody has posted this yet:
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Chair and Micheal Meyers share a conundrum, methinks.
Also, I emphasize with your failure at bad writing. This was actually a pretty good fic, despite the contained within it.
I'm ready to fold this chair real f'ing quick.