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This is an article based, satirical news program that delivers the most accurate, up to date news of the nation of Equestria. Based off of the popular Onion.com.
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S-she burned to death? HER POWER IS THE SUN. HOW COULD THE SUN HARM HER?!
I find this doubly humorous as I live close enough to Madison, Wisconsin to get the Onion newspaper.
Burn baby burn baby!
And many people died of laughter that day...
Keep them coming!
I Lost it at guide to great one-liners this is hilarious.
ummm... dark much? Although to be fair, the onion has made dark pieces before like the bye bye box (i forget the actual title) and the one making fun of the Republican convention.
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You and me both fellow brony.
Lol
I'm laughing keep going the Internet needs more funny
Oh
Um
OK
I'm surprised there weren't any stallions at the product launch!
Warm milk and a tummy rub?
Gets them every time. 
Thanks for writing
That was...slightly depressing
lol
Dude, I LOVE Hall and Oates! Maneater's my favorite song by them, but I also love Kiss on my List, Rich Girl and You Make My Dreams Come True.
2317848 Agreed
I hope they live a long, happy life.
I wonder what the kids would like like?
'questria. Fuck yeah!
I've read through all the articles, and I can definitely say that this stuff is just priceless.
It'd be great if the articles were a bit longer. Also, you could always add in amusing (photoshoped) images to give them more of a journalistic feel.
Anywho, keep 'em coming!
2326626 Hey, thank you very much for your input. I'm working on two things right now and they both address your comment. Number 1 is the lack of photoshopped images. I've been looking into a few different programs but as of now, I going to have to hand draw them. Number 2, regarding the length of each article, I agree 100%. I would be writing longer articles but right now I'm focused on writing an encyclopedia based on the onion book of knowledge. I'm making headway but like I said before, I have to hand draw all of the pictures. If you have any suggestions for software to use photoshop, I would be grateful. I'm not a very good artist.
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Well, for photoshopping software, I tend to use GIMP. It's free and relatively straight foward. It may not be the most advanced program out there, but it's definitely a step up from MS Paint, and hey, free is free.
International politics is messed up at times.
Awesome work. I lol'd like I never lol'd before....
I usually don't lol.... CONGRATULATIONS
Your work needs more love.
hahaha.my little human,classic
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Well, I am new here. I'm currently working on my first fic, but it's been great to work along with Alex and contribute to this project.
This is the best thing I have read... Ever...
I was...no words can describe my laughter it's just awesome.
I remember the days we didn't have robots!- quoted by old stallion in loony bin.
2321721 If they were just pegasi, theyd look a bit like Scootaloo.
Orangy coat-Peanut butter
Purply pink mane -jam
or just winged sandwiches.
I got halfway through before asking myself why I was reading outloud. Great job btw
I most certainly knew what defenstration means. How could you defenstrate people in Prague if there wasn't a word for it.
Prauge: The Defenstration Capital of the World.
Anyway, nice magic bullet.
Oh god yes.
Well then. When you said it was one magic bullet, I assumed it meant one bullet fired, which split into many bullets which killed macaroni. But your idea is nice too.
2352501 it was supposed to be one magic bullet that went on a crazy path. I don't really like how the article went to tell you the truth. I've been having some major writers block especially on the muffin. I'll try to be more clear next time.
So... something like Rip Van Winkle from Hellsing?
The part of the article I found most entertaining was that a couple would name their colt "Tinfoil Hat".
So wrong. So good.
This is the best chapter so far easily.
XD
Brilliant.
I've only read the chapter names and I'm already laughing. I can't wait.
I may reference this in my next fic.
Are we talking about only virgin mares or everypony. Please clarify.
2611014 just the mares.
And then Luna shows up just sippin a smoothie, having been inside playing minecraft for the last six weeks, and just goes wut.
This is by far my third favorite chapter. (Not as good as cutie mark crusader suicide bombers or princess of sun banished to sun)
This. This is classic.
I have no words save these.