Applejack always knew Pinkie Pie knew things, though she could not quite place how she did. Pinkie has seen fit to share certain secrets with the mare. But when Pinkie feels an impending dread she hasn't felt since she was a filly, Applejack might have to reveal her secrets to keep Pinkie from going overboard and doing something she might regret.

Three fillies are caught up in Pinkie Pie's race to change their fates whether they like it or not.

<- Canon Silver Spoon is NOT amused ;P

A short collab by two great authors making a very bad Diamond Tiara/ Silver Spoon (originally only implied ship) fic, one paragraph at a time!

Diamond Tiara has been trying to seduce Silver Spoonko every time the smart silver filly comes over to her mansion. Her latest tactic (believe it or else) is to demonstrate the dexterity of her tongue on her own flanks.

But when her new tactic fails to entice her target, Diamond Tiara is sent on an epic adventure that has her seeking revenge, justice, and romance, all in one very strange special episode of-

My Little Pony Mentally Advanced Series!

Will Diamond Tiara save the day? Will Silver Spoonko's quest for infinite knowledge lead her to be abducted by Crystal Aliens from another universe, or will your narrator just get pissing drunk and all moody and close the book before she finishes her story, allowing all those within to be trapped in literary limbo for all eternity!?

Time will tell.

Your Narrator: let me tell thee of theh days of HIGH ADVENTURE! (insert Conan The Barbarian Theme..) theh good one with Arnoldschwartzawutzitz init! because we bloody like Arnold, we does!

Original authors: Mattricole and Telaros
Editor and Publisher: Silver "Serving" Spoon
Published with ALL DUE respect and full permission.
Original Story here: Me and Telaros Make The Most Amazing Story Ever
!!WARNING!! if you have a problem with ponies licking their own plots, step away from the fic and like, no pony gets hurt!
Cover Art by Bakki

Captain's Log: May 17th, Year of Celestia 1943.

My crew and I have been given our final mission. My Copilot: Diamond Tiara Rich III, is as content as ever, being my subordinate.

We both trained together, but each of us expected to receive command of our own ship. I think Diamond just figured that being a pilot would be a cushier job then actually down in the mud with the other Army Grunts.

She had no idea and neither did I, that flying a B-17 was the most hazardous job the United Stables of Equestria Army Air Corps could offer.

Still she was quite put off with Colonel Sparkle when she learned they had no command for her.

Despite her disenchantment, she has supported me on all 24 of our sorties. Coming up on our big final 25th, I expect nothing less from either my partner or my beloved ship, I had christened after a local mare, I have had my eye on since I was a filly; Miss Rarity Belle.

My Crew expects the high command to handle us with foal gloves. There is talk about them sending us on a milk run over Prance.

They will be sorely disappointed.

I am remiss to inform them that our assignment is a "Timber Wulf" TW-190 factory in Breighmen, deep in the black heart of Nazi Germaneigh.

Adolf Hoofler is winning this war of the sky. If we are ever to hope to take back air superiority from those fascist Earth pony hating bastards, factories like the one in Breighmen, must be taken out. It is our duty and our honor to serve our Princess and Country by flying into the lion's den.

May Luna have mercy on our souls.

Captain Sylvia Catherine Spoon,
8th Air Force,
U.S.E. Army Air Corps.

Cover image ArronMK (originally in RED)
Edited for Blue Team by (moi) Serving Silver Spoon

Sylvia Catherine Spoon is more then a rich snob. She is the daughter of a powerful Mafia Don in Manehatten. He had moved to Ponyville to escape the gang violence and raise his daughter in peace. The Spoon Family is so influential they even have; as a personal body guard, a highly trained Changeling spy and assassin, hired before the Battle of Canterlot that made him an enemy of the state!

Mr "Cypher" has maintained his cover, for years. He is hardly "seen" in Ponyville.

But when Silver's great grand mother passes away, her mother chooses to take her daughter and her bodyguard to Southern Prance with her to attend the funeral, thus leaving Diamond Tiara Rich III alone for several weeks without her best and only friend.

When she returns, Silver is spoon fed a warped account of how the CMC tried to humiliate Diamond and capitalize on her pain and loneliness.

Silver Spoon seeks to get revenge on her sworn enemies with as ruthless efficiency as her father would a rival gang. But a chance visit with Fluttershy changes her perspective, sadly though, not before one pony's feelings are almost destroyed. How will she make amends and what part does her shady escort play?

(A sequel to this fine fic by Mudpony The CMC Cheer Up Diamond Tiara and Cypher the blue Spy is my OC, free to use.)