Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?
I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D
An appreciator of entertaining stories. Currently a proofreader for The Bridge: A Godzilla/Mlp Crossover by Tarbtano
Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" Dr. Suess and Bernard Baruch
The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.
Hello, Sirius Shenanigans here! I am a martial artist with a hankering for humor. My primary intention is to create stories with original characters. MLP characters are great, but they aren't mine...
You'll find, my friend, that in the gutters of this floating world, much of the trash consists of fallen flowers.
Illustrious primarch of the III Legion, turned renegade because the Imperium sucks. Experiencing pleasure unheard of and killing things since M31. Before that crusading and stuff.
Active and openly amateur, but still playing the game. "If you hide your ignorance, no one will hit you and you'll never learn." Ray Bradbury
I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.
“I've no truck with snobbery at all. To me they're all the same: literature, porno, dog racing.” - Dean Learner
Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)
"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"
You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!
Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.
Greetings World. You may call me Nyronus. I write stories, among other things. My hobbies include existential ennui, being Princess Luna, and Saving the World. Feel free to hit me up on Steam to chat!
Fledgling phoenix. (Avatar by asuraludu on DeviantArt)
Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.
Writer/Admin/Title VII requirement for Horse News; humanized/equestria girls fanfic writer. Pardon my grit
A wise woman once said, " Fuck this shit." And she lived happily ever after
Stories in 2nd person, Stories about feet, Stories about tickling, and stories about you tickling feet.
your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?
A man who doesn't fap to half of the ponies half as often as he should like, and fucks less than half of them half as well as they deserve.