Rainbow Dash lives an exciting life and is swiftly becoming the most daring, awesome pegasus in all of Equestria. She would gladly give it all up, though, just to confess her love to Applejack.
"And then I dreamt that I was being given a sponge bath by angels," cooed Caramel in his bedrobe.
"Yes. Uh huh. Hold on a second, darling." Bon Bon twirled atop the kitchen counter stool she was sitting on. "Say, Lyra!" She held an unfolded map in her grasp. "What do you think we should try out in Upper Las Pegasus first? Ripley's Believe It or Neigh or go straight to the casinos?!"
"Mrfffnngh..." A mint green slab of meat limped from the bedroom to the bathroom, clutching her head. "Not. Another. Word." She blinked so hard that the ponies in the kitchen could hear the clap of her eyelids. "Murder."
"Because I figured we could get a museum or two out of the way first!" Bon Bon said, humming pleasantly as she turned the map around. "Then save the best for last, y'know? But if we spent all day at the casinoā"
"Murderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..." And Lyra slammed the bathroom door shut.
Rainbow Dash sat in a chair, munch-munch-munching on toast and jam. She found the opportunity to speak: "Aren't casinos the best to go to at night? Cuz all the lights are flickering and flashing n'stuff?"
"Yes, but I figured the traffic would be more agreeable before nightfall." Bon Bon made a face, turning the map over again. "Mmmmmmmmmm... then again, all of the best shows begin at night."
Rainbow squinted. "What kind of shows are we talking about?"
"Erm... we'll h-have to consult Lyra on that topic. Where's Vinyl?"
"Napping. Why?"
"Could you wake her up, Rainbow? I bet her input here would be priceless."
"That... may not be a good idea. Eheh..."
"Why not?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaugh!" Lyra's voice hollered from the bathroom. "Luna's balls that shit is cold!"
"Never mind." Bon Bon smiled with a blush. "I'll just wait for Lyra's suggestions. Sounds like she's gonna be realllllllly sober in a moment."
"Say, uhm..." Caramel smiled, brushing back his soft bangs. "Do you suppose we'll find some time to stop by the Magicolt Kingdom? I've always wanted to have my picture taken by the castle."
"That's in Fillyda, Caramel," Rainbow droned. "We're in Neighvada right now."
"Oh..." Caramel's ears folded. "Funny. I guess I got Las Pegasus and Orlandoats mixed up for a second there."
"An easy mistake to make," Rainbow Dash said, finishing her toast and jam with a smirk. "Mrmmmff... culture? What culture?"
"Well, we could always check out the Frank Sinatrots exhibit!" Bon Bon said with a grin.
Caramel and Rainbow collectively glared at her.
"Ahem. Right." Bon Bon folded the map up. "Casinos and strip clubs it is."
"Hey!" Caramel grinned. "See if they have a nightclub where the ponies wear bordello dresses!"
"Caramel, honey, the point of a strip joint is for the ponies to take off the clothes."
"Awwwwwww..." Caramel pouted. "That's lame."
"Heeheehee..."
"I swear to Celestia! It's like the ocean's filling my womb with flavor ice! Yaaaaugh!"
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Well, ladies and gentlemen, here I am. After almost a year of on and off reading, I am finally caught up on a story that is currently more than double the length of the longest finished fic I've read, Background Pony. This means a few things.
1. I have to wait 24 hours for each chapter now.
2. I get to be on the ride right alongside such folks as RoboRed, Midnight Reflection, Sam the Anti-Ninja, viofriedsevey, zaponator, Fishberry, BabySkittleMonster, LightningBearer, and others.
3. Skirts will no longer be receiving a massive influx of my comments on chapter after chapter at once.
Day planning is always a good thing to-
...and we thought she was vulgar drunk and sober...those states have nothing on her hungover!
fing Tartarus, Lyra. Yell louder, Neighpon can't hear you.
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He still might, go read the Austraeoh saga now, some of the jokes Lancie made will start to make sense.
Also, welcome to the... shit, did we ever decide on a name for this group?
Umm... nope..
Welcome to the frontlines! Hope you still have some enradi gems and amrita soda left.
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I read the first Austraeoh book, so I think I got a decent percentage of the references, the obvious ones anyway. I might give the story another crack if my heart yearns for another Skirts daily.
Poor, poor Lyra.
Looks like somepony needs a helping of cooked hands.
Okay, I have to draw the line here. Ponifying "not?" No. Just no. The word you should have ponified was "Ripley."
Come to think of it, I wasn't aware there is one in Vegas. Does a quick online search... There was one, but it closed fourteen years ago.
Oh JE, did you just want an excuse to talk about Disney? Because you already missed the boat on that when Rainbow was in Fillyda.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaugh!" Lyra's voice hollered from the bathroom. "Luna's balls that shit is cold!"
So apparently somewhere along the way Luna grew a pair of balls out of thin air? *claps hooves together* Welp! Time to go stick a fork into a light socket while taking a bath!
I really have to wonder what Lyra's music classes are like. They've gotta be rather interesting.
7080176 Thank Celestia that she (presumably) doesn't have to write lyrics when composing.
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Well, to be fair, neigh is a homophone of nay, so it kind of works. Kind of.
7079955 Welcome to the train of sadness.
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What's there to be sad about!?
Sure, our polychromatic lead has physically given up on chasing the love of her life, though perhaps not emotionally.
Also, our fruit bowl of a pony's only friend whom actually understands what she's been through and seems to actually sympathise (much to his own shock) has abandoned her.
Following which, our Equinomorphic representation of a Jackson Pollock, through an epic attempt at self destruction, had an active, physical hoof in ensuring that her 'One True Loveā¢' would settle down with another pony.
And finally, our 60's flower child has reached a point whereby all the contributing factors of her life so far have sunk her into an ever downward spiraling cycle of depression so deep its amazing she can still huff grass and snort pollen.
So, I ask you...what is there to be sad about?
7079955 Congratulations, welcome to the suck!
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The question is will you be a noble consistent commenter, or revert to a shameful lurker like myself.
7079955 Welcome to the
Noble FurySpace MountainStu and the LeavesAppledashistanwhatever we are called.7080176 I can imagine her as similar to Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares.
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I think you've finally found the perfect phrase to describe me.
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We stand together!
... in complete silence.
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I reckon I'm somewhere in between. About once a fortnight I'll get noisy and bleat out some garbled nonsense before I go back to my corner. That's a bit too active to be a shameful lurker but too reserved to be a consistent commenter. It's also pretty damn hard to find something to talk about with Appledashery's tiny chapters which generally convey absolutely no story development.
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I'm on a list! I'm on a list! People notice my existence! Woohoo!
Y'know, this is only the second time I've been able to comment in almost a month. I've been on a trip around Sri Lanka and, as a consequence, have had very little internet. I can just about load the chapters, but logging in? Not a chance.
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Commenting is hard
I like Lyra. She speaks my language.
friggin greenhorse
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I've been fairly consistent for a while. I imagine that won't stop now. I'm a shameful like whore. I saw the nine likes I got on this chapter, and some things happened in some places that aren't polite to talk about and long story short I had to wipe my laptop screen off.
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I'm having basically the same reaction to the six my reply to you has got so far, so I get it. I just never have anything to say.
7079955
Awesome! Appleangstery is a great story to keep up with.
Now if you read through all six of these, you'll almost be caught up!
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/1477/austraeoh
7079955 I'll be right there with you in a day or two...... I'm scared