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A story lovingly ripped off from the Futurama episode of the same name.
Twilight gathers the girls to her basement to reveal her latest invention. Unfortunately, they get distracted by another of her inventions: the 'What If" machine, a device capable of answering any 'what if' question posed to it. Follow along as the mane six discover the improbable scenarios that could have been their lives.
An experiment gone right has successfully left Rainbow Dash's rainbow mane in Twilight's vial. But when Pinkie stops by for a visit and mistakes the rainbow for a drink, she decides that all of her friends must try this amazing creation.
How can this go wrong?
Side effects, of course.
Magician pulls rabbit out of hat? Standard.
Rabbit pulls magician out of hat? Not so standard.
Psychotic lagomorph pulls filly magician with delusions of grandeur out of hat? Normal for here.
Lagomorph can't/won't put her back? Sounds like a case for the Freelance Police.
Sam and Max have handled many big cases, and their biggest are yet to come. However, it looks like there's someone else along for the ride...someone who refuses to be sidelined, is eager for the spotlight...and is too cute not to spoil rotten.
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Part of the PWNY-verse.
Edit: New cover art by EmmyWithVeri!
Can Twilight Sparkle stop the new menace that's suddenly taking control of her beloved home?
Spoilers: No
When Twilight's latest spell goes predictably awry, she ends up swapping bodies with all three of the Cutie Mark Crusaders. At the same time.
Written for the Body Swap Writing Contest
The equestrians have forgotten us, forgotten of those they once fought side by side with, lived and coexisted with. Those who they had once called brothers and sisters. I am here to remedy that, to bring back the forgotten histories of Equestria.
Part one: First contact
EDIT: The story has undergone a rewrite and I added a few new elements to the existing chapters. You may want to reread them ^^
The mane six have defeated many villains, most recently having help from the Pillars of Equestria. Leading them to wonder, just why in the hell is Equestria so prone to disaster and mayhem? Why didn't the ponies of the past clean up their messes? And why in the bucking hell doesn't anyone ever just execute someone?
And most importantly, why do they even have princesses if a group of six young adults are going to have to handle everything?
Tartarus is a real place. A real, hellish dimension in which the dead dwell, far removed from the realms of the living.
But today, Applebloom and her fellow Crusaders will breach through that barrier and break out Applebloom's parents! The only question:
Where will fate find tree sap for them in literal hell?
Kratos...the Ghost of Sparta...
Under the domination of Ares, the God of War, he committed horrid atrocities, including the slaughter of his own wife and daughter...
Visions of what he had done would haunt him all his days...until it brought his days - and his world - to an end...
At least, that's what the fates have decreed await him and Olympus.
But Fate changes sometimes. Some things can't be predicted, even by gods. And this time around, one of those things has found her way to Kratos at the very beginning of his Nightmares.
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Part of the PWNY-verse.
Edit: New Cover Art by Sanyo21!
Edit: New Fan Art by ArkKane!