What was going to be a relaxing weekend camping turns into a nightmare as a human gets lost in an unknown forest. Also, his phone decides to stop working for some reason, so he can't use it to orient himself or even for an emergency call. Maybe it's not the phone's fault at all, because you all can imagine where he actually is now.

Will there be adventure? Maybe a little at the beginning, but mostly slice of life afterwards. Sudden unknown OP human abilities because reasons? Well, if you count ear scritches, maybe? Instant romance with all the equestrian heros? Probably not, gee...

Then what's the point!?

... Uh... yep, that's the question, isn't it?

This is my take on a cheeky human in equestria self insert a human in equestria doing all the human in equestria things there are for a human in equestria to do. There is language barrier to spice it up a little bit, so it will focus on cultural differences, how to even communicate with the locals and coping with all the weird things this world can casually throw at a regular, out of the mill, human.

May contain subtle traces and hints of RGRE.

For those who know of Cheery Cheesy Cheeky Romance Hoers Words, this is the original setting and story I had planned but never published.

Jason's life has grown dull. While some may have thought that the weekly monster attacks might have kept him on his toes, he had grown to learn that as the norm around town. Now, after months of living in Ponyville, he can't shake the feeling that there is a void in his life. He follows his usual routine every day: breakfast, a quick shower, followed by a quick walk to the park to read the newspaper. One morning, he finds two parents playing with their filly in the playground. As he watches, an idea sparks within his mind: why not adopt a pony of his own?

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Nobody really likes to move, you leave friends and loved ones behind, familiar surroundings and move to someplace that is different from what you are used to. You have to learn the ropes all over again, make new friends and find your way around, not an easy or fun thing to do.

But what makes a move like that worse, is when it happens and you sleep through the whole thing, doubly so when you didn't plan said move.

(Featured April 5, 2014)

(Takes place at the start of season 2 and of course is a displaced story.)

Okay so I guess I'm supposed to talk a bit about myself? Actually, don't even bother answering I know what this is so allow me to properly introduce myself.

I am Sōsuke Aizen but I guess you all can have the honor by hearing my true name, Xavier Hendrix. Although I shall rarely allow others to use it in front of me unless you are close. What you see before you is the product of displacement and I'm grateful for this opportunity... I was a simple man going to a comic-con dressed as my favorite villain from Bleach, Sōsuke Aizen equipped with the legendary Zanpakutō, Kyōka Suigetsu. And you know what? Everything in my outfit was complete, there was nothing missing. Yet I saw a mysterious vendor selling the inexplicable Hōgyoku and I knew I had to have it. You all know the rest though, I got displaced, created a tiny bit of chaos, for the greater good I might add, and got imprisoned. But enough of that now, because as the grand finale you will all receive the blessing to know that the very moment you stepped foot across this title, you were already under my illusion, Kyōka Suigetsu crumble!

Anonymous the human has been summoned to Equestria just outside Ponyville, by a powerful unicorn who died in the process, when the spell he cast transferred all his energy, which included life energy.

With no way back, new powers and new friends. Anon tries to adjust to his new life but nothing is ever perfect.

This is set in season 7.

A man is mistakenly taken from his home after a botched experiment and is stuck in Equestria as a creature called a hippogriff. After Princess Celestia fails to return him back to Earth and back to his original from, and after some time feeling angry and depressed, he decides to buy an old Cabin Cruiser sky ship and embarks on a journey to explore every inch of the world and live out his days in solitude.

At least, that's what he thought he was gonna do until he meets a unicorn named Tempest Shadow. Join Maverick as his quest of solitude turns into a quest of adventure, treasure hunting, romance, and doing whatever the heck he wants with his pirate crew of misfits called the Sky Pirate Cowboys. (He didn't name it. Stop laughing.)

Cover Art by Vlado Krizan on ArtStation.

This is the story of a man and his destiny and it starts the day he died...and become the gamer!

I do not own anything I use in this story other then the character deltorix, I'm writing this for entertainment so I'm within fair use

Tags will be added when needed, and for those who think this is a self insert it's not deltorix is my OC and his personality is different then mine.

This story is a sequel to Pleading His Case

Two and a half months have passed since Thorax the changeling approached Princess Cadance and Captain Shining Armor, the two rulers of the Crystal Empire, and pleaded for them to allow him to live under their rule and become friends with them and their subjects.

Now, Princess Cadance has a surprise for Thorax: She's invited Princess Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the very ponies who inspired his decision to leave his hive and live a more peaceful life, to meet him and hear his story.

This is a "mid-quel" to my story Pleading His Case, and takes place two weeks before the events of the second chapter.

When a portal is opened between worlds, a trickle of new students comes across it. Professor Dumbledore was ready when the trickle became a roar- but nobody could have been ready for what came next, especially not Dumbledore:

Hogwarts... harmonized.

And Discord did it.

Or at least, his daughter did, but close enough.

Yet another rewrite on the old The Gate/OtIoPW/AI chain, now with an amusing abbreviation. Oh, yes, and consideration towards the challenges of having many thousands of students at Hogwarts...

This story will be taking over AI's Tuesday publication slot, when I remember on the appropriate day of the week.

Tags may be updated as the story progresses. Emphasis on may, because I don't think I've ever updated the tags of a story as the story progressed. SoL tag is in the dear hopes that I can actually write enough of it to warrant the tag. Adventure tag is because that's what's more likely to actually get written.

I should probably mention this somewhere. Written with the proofreading and editing assistance of Gerandakis, Asoka, and Rose. I seriously can't be bothered to dig up profiles, especially as I'm not entirely sure that all three of them have FimFiction profiles.

Cancelled for... just being a very, very poorly planned story. It was great while it lasted. Note there's a total of sixteen chapters; if you don't see through chapter sixteen, I'm still publishing it, even after cancellation.

A long dead goddess reawakens to find a world populated with ponies, dragons, human like dogs, griffons, changelings, and yaks. Now instead of a human civilization to protect she has to protect a group of less than powerful ponies, with the ever present threat of Equestrian royalty and the elements of harmony. The people somehow still end up wrapped up in every major Equestrian conflict and the goddess is not for it.