Commissioned by Jakob85

It's been a long time since anyone has seen the Sirens ever since the Battle of the Bands. Most have forgotten about them, but upon learning that Sonata Dusk has been spotted, the girls decided to see if she is up to anything suspicious.

What is Sonata up to? Why is she so happy? Where are her other Siren friends? And why is she working at a retirement home?

Edited by roker12

Something's been bothering Sunset Shimmer for a while now.

How can there be a human version of Princess Celestia who's in her early forties, when Princess Celestia herself is thousands of years old?

The Rainbooms catch wind of Celestia and Luna's upcoming family reunion, and decide to crash it.

What they find there is...disturbing.

Sonata needs to learn to cook and Home Economics is her best bet, but nobody said she knew what she was doing.

An important dish is due next class and Sonata only has one day to learn. She'll make the most of it.

When eating their lunches, an interesting group of girls comes into the cafeteria and hypnotizes the entire school with their siren song. It doesn't affect Rarity, but her attention is drawn towards something else about the lead singer.

Her hips.

Sonata Dusk decides to spend a day at school, but she's confused about where to go or what to do. Luckily, Sunset Shimmer is such a good student and offers to show her around.

We've all wanted to at some point shout and start throwing food. Sonata has that thought and a reason Adagio and Aria are gonna help her.

That adorable blue psycho is about to start a war and how will it end? I don't know but we're about to find out.

(Warning: this contains a fair fight. Please do not get mad at me if your best pony is harmed. I love'em all, so let it never be said I hate somepony.) (Not that Gilda the griffin counts, but she is not in this story.)

In the midst of the last set of finals before graduation, Rainbow Dash attempts to lighten the mood by teasing her friend. Unfortunately, there are some things milkshakes can do that pranks just can't.

I dunno, just another one of my one shots. Also, i had a lot of trouble finding a cover image that fit, so I just went with this cute one.

Aria's grumpy attitude awakens an ancient evil, Grouch Grump, that won't leave her alone and spreads bad luck. The day only worsens, because the angrier Aria gets the stronger the bad luck.

This being is able to feed off of negativity from disastrous days and exorcise the dominance in multiple relationships and is angry enough to kill anyone, even if they are on the same side. The other is named Grouch Grump.

Perhaps someone will get her to feel joy and break the being...or make it a 1000 times worse. After all, this is Aria Blaze.

According to popular myth, girls don't fart.

Yeah, we all know that's a load.

Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy are having a slumber party, having a good time as friends, when the unexpected happens.

Someone farts and stinks up the whole room.

None of them will admit they did it. Each of them is blaming one of the others.

Can a fart destroy friendship?

It's been a few months since the Battle of the Bands, and the Dazzlings are slowly but steadily walking down the path to redemption. Sonata has gone back to school, Adagio has gotten a job, and Aria... well, Aria's trying her best.

One day, Adagio comes home from work to find that Sonata has decided to "embrace her inner darkness" and become a goth. Neither Adagio nor Aria are amused. Now, it's up to them to find out just what's wrong with Sonata, and why she thinks she's destined to wear too much mascara.

Short, fluffy one-shot about being yourself. Cover art by Emichaca. Thanks to Sharp Spark and Majin Syeekoh for looking it over.