Starlight Glimmer needs a quicker way to get through her books...but sometimes the quickest way isn't always the best way.

Finally, something new! I know it's been too long, but I had this silly idea in my head for a while and I just had to get it out.
Just something silly I wrote for myself and for anyone who enjoys a bit of Cellulite Glimmer.

Enjoy!

With the recent premiere of the Equestria Girls movie in Equestria, everyone is overjoyed at its success. Except for Spike, who doesn't like that fact he was the only character to be a dog instead of a human in the movie. Which leads to him calling upon a revolution for change on Equestria. Yeah... things blow out of proportion really fast.

Thanks to Bass21, Linkerman, and LDSocrates for pre-reading it! And thanks to jlm123hi for making the cover image!

It was a completely normal day in Ponyville for Twilight Sparkle, or at least, that's what she thought it would be. That should have been her first clue that something was up. She expected it to be a quiet day where she could hang out with her friends, and maybe she'd get a friendship letter in if she was lucky.

She did not, however, expect everypony in town to turn into a flaming racist overnight.

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After a grave offense against Starlight, Trixie is looking at dire consequences for her actions. Trixie never should have used that spell on Starlight. She never should have used the spell at all! In fact, she probably shouldn't have ever learned it, or heard of it in the first place for that matter.

The only thing she can hope for is that Starlight will go easy on her after all, they are best friends right?

Sex tag is solely for innuendos.

Thumbnail Images:
Chibi Trixie by Emera33
Vector - Moon by MisterAibo

Celestia and Twilight were walking together, and while passing through the garden, they came across an old statue of a dark alicorn. Twilight, being the inquisitive little unicorn she was, asked about it, and so Celestia told her about the statue. However, before she could finish, a sudden flash interrupts her, and the sight before her eyes gave Celestia the shock of her life.

An entry into the Nightmare Moon Picture Prompt Contest

Edited and Revised by Fedairkid

Having failed to reach Davy Jones' Locker with the rest of his crew, Captain Hector Barbossa finds himself stranded within a hell many times more terrifying; a land infested with magical talking horses and little baby dragons. Despite the odds being stacked against him and the inhabitants of Ponyville at his back every step of the way, he vows to return to his own world and finish the quest he started.

If only fate did not have a new adventure in store for him. An adventure that could very well change the fate of Equestria and the Caribbean seas forever...

The Mane 7 are traveling to watch the solar eclipse. Sunset Shimmer has just one question. What's a solar eclipse?

Contains minor spoilers from the Equestria Girls Summertime Shorts, specifically Get the Show on the Road. Contains major spoilers for the 2017 solar eclipse.

Edited and proofread by Latch. Thank you for all the help!

The world is ending. Or beginning. Twilight is waiting, but Twilight does not remember.

Contains: Scenery porn, unsourced cover art, the end times, and a title that is almost a Radiohead song. This story now has an audio reading from Agent Fluffy!

Starlight Glimmer woke up outside of her body, and wasn't entirely sure whether or not she could climb back inside.

For years, Sunset Shimmer has happily held her place at Celestia's side. She was her prized student, her number one prodigy. In return, Celestia was Sunset's world, her passion and drive. However, with time and age come change, and Sunset cannot take it any more.

She doesn't understand why Celestia won't look at her any more, why she is so enthralled by the talent and simple nature of her newest discovery. All she knows is that as much as she may aspire and hope, she'll never again be the object of Celestia's interest.

Sunset Shimmer intends to leave, and she has no plans of returning.

Written for Oroboro's Sunset Shipping Contest: Changing Seasons

Special thanks to Ceffyl Dwr for pre-reading as well as helping me to iron out the creases in my original idea.