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Vertigo22


Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

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Dash finds herself once more in the nurse's office after being injured at practise. However, Nurse Redheart is more distant than her usual self.

A framed insignia patch and picture sitting on the nurse's desk hints towards the reason, but worries that broaching the question would be asking something too personal.

The story she hears will change her view on the nurse for the rest of her life...

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Cover art modified from totallynotabrony, and used with permission.

Note: Featured within 24 hours of being published? All of you guys rock, seriously! Never expected a story like this to reach the featured box. Thank you all!

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Princess Celestia gets a speeding ticket

It's pretty self-explanatory.

FimFic needs a 'dumb' tag.

EDIT: 10/11/2016 12:05 PM. OH MY GOD I MADE IT TO THE FEATURED BOX. THAT MAKES ME BOTH HAPPY AND SAD BECAUSE I SPENT SO LITTLE TIME ON THIS BUT IT ENDED UP BEING MY MOST POPULAR STORY.
THANKS EVERYONE!

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A wonderful piece of art made by my Steam/FimFiction friend TheBreadMaker.

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You are a Royal Day Guard. You are surprised one day to be approached by the Princess of the Night, who asks you to appear at her chambers that evening to perform an unknown task...

Written because I needed Luna cuddles.

EDIT: Featured 7/21/17! Thank you!
EDIT: Now with a reading by Kinetic Heat on Youtube, here!

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Twilight Sparkle has always been one for the occasional good and fun scare, but after Rainbow Dash dares her to get Slender and invite her friends over to see her play it, what will happen on the stormy night during the sleepover? Will Twilight show her friends that she's not afraid of Slenderman? Will Rarity like Slenderman's suit? Will Rainbow Dash loose her cool when Slenderman shows up? Can Applejack admit her fears? How will Pinkie react? And will Fluttershy die of shock? All questions will be answered eventually.

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One Shot story. For real this time.


An AC-130 appears and unleashes hell on some changelings, varying from 25mm to 105mm! What else did you expect? A rainbow beam would wipe them out? HA. Sit back, shut up, and read it.

It's damn AC-130, why would you not?

The Re-Made chapter takes a more serious tone to the situation. Whether you think it was an improvement to the first is upon you to decide.

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Due to a mix-up in the pantry, the jasmine tea that Princess Celestia orders for consumption with her breakfast turns out to be made out of coca leaf, instead.

A period of overwhelming bureaucratic efficiency, aggressive platonic affection, and mild insanity follows.

EDIT: Featured (briefly) 6/13/17! Thank you all!
EDIT: Featured at #1 6/14/17! WOW! Awesome, thank you all!

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This story is a sequel to Putin Hacks Equestria


This evening, the Voice of Korea news network brings you glorious news about the power of Juche...Our Dear and Supreme Leader has conquered an inter-dimensional horse kingdom!

A new political satire fic and the sequel to both "Putin Hacks Equestria" and "Trump Bans Ponies From Entering the US".

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A lengthy business trip causes Spike to forget the most important date he's ever had with Rarity. Now, a day late, he has to get to Ponyville as fast as he can to make things right.

But, will she accept his apology?

Winner of the Make Spike Suffer Barcast Competition!

Inspired by my good friend Seventh Heaven

Editors: Seventh Heaven, ChappedPenguinLips and The Nightingale

Art by: Shiny-Cooler

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Twilight decided to read a book. She reads many books, but this one was special. It was a special book that she read. And what it tells her is quite a surprise to exactly no one but her. It's up to Spike, Thorax, and Pinkie to help her through these difficult times.

Of course, if she was better at listening, none of this would have ever happened and I could have saved about 2,000 words.

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I honestly hate the kind of stories where all of Twilight's friends die.
Proofread by:
ShadoWind and SandwichHunter0 A.K.A theassassin.

A submission for the late F*** This Prompt #13.

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Rough Draft is a senior in Canterlot High who writes Star Wars fan fiction and dreams of finding love. He's also the only person in the entire school who still doesn't believe that Sunset Shimmer is reformed even after she helped defeat the Dazzlings. While everyone praises Sunset Shimmer for becoming such a good person, he believes that deep down she's waiting for another oppertunity to strike. Why? He doesn't want to say. But things may be turning to look his way when his friends convince him to come to Pinkie Pie's party and he meets a certain cellist.


Set a couple of weeks after the events of Rainbow Rocks.

And if any of you are wondering, no; Rough Draft is not a self insert character.

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