• Published 2nd Jul 2020
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Short Hand - Andrew Joshua Talon



The myriad misadventures of a plucky human in Equestria.

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Flutterwin

Fluttershy sighed. Discord stared in concern at his friend.

"Hm? Fluttershy? You all right?"

Fluttershy turned a kind smile on the draconequss.

"Oh, I'm fine... Just... A little unhappy."

"Oh? Why is that?" Discord asked, leaning in as the wallpaper turned into eyes.

Behind Fluttershy, that is. It wouldn't do to make her uncomfortable.

"Well... I really like Shepherd, but well... It's hard to assume a form that is compatible with him. I can't just make Twilight do it all the time..."

"Yes, she can be quite... Stingy with the transformation at times," Discord observed. "But why not ask me?"

"Well, I don't want to just ask you for favors like that," Fluttershy blushed hard, "um, all the time..."

Discord chuckled.

"Well, I suppose that makes sense... Wait!"

Several lightbulbs shaped as lemons lit up over his head.

"That's it! Why don't I make it easy for you to do the transformation instead?"

Fluttershy blinked.

"Er, that would be nice... But how?"

Discord grinned.

"Oh, you'll see~..."


"Andrew~... Andrewww~..."

I blinked a few times as I slowly woke up. I sat up in my bed, and blinked a few times as I yawned.

"Uwahh... Ah?" I blinked repeatedly. Floating just outside my window was a beautiful, naked woman. Her long pink hair was flowing around her like she was in a L'Oreal commercial, as a horn glowed in her forehead and her wings slowly flapped. She was incredibly ethereal, shining like the full moon.

She floated in, a warm loving smile on her face as she crossed the threshold to alight on the edge of my bed.

"... Fluttershy?" I finally asked. She nodded.

"Mmhm."

"... You're naked," I pointed out. She giggled.

"I usually am."

Okay, she had a point.

"Um... You're also floating and human and... Have a horn-OOPH!" She pounced on me, pinning me to the mattress. I gulped as her expression became... Hungry.

"There's something I heard in one of your human science fiction shows," she purred.

"Um... 'Let the human go?'" I guessed. Well, pleaded.

"Resistance. Is. Futile," she growled.


Discord skipped across the grass field, hopping from one foot to another and spinning around cheerfully.

"Doo doo doo... Dah dah dah... I don't know what to say to you~..." Discord looked off to the left and raised his eyebrows. "Is it a Sting reference? A Mystery Science Theater 3000 reference? Or both? You decide!" He turned back and walked up to the front door of Andrew's house. He knocked on the door... Only to have it open for him. He blinked.

"Hm?"

"Oh! Oh... Good morning Discord!" Fluttershy said cheerfully. She was in human... Alicorn... humalicorn form, he guessed, and smoking what appeared to be a cigarette. She was also wrapped in a robe. She sighed happily. "Ahhh~..."

"Ahhh... Fluttershy! Nice to see you... Where's Shepherd?" Discord asked, feeling a bit put off. Fluttershy had a real talent for that.

"Oh... He probably won't be... Um... Getting up for a while," she said. She giggled, and flew off singing a happy tune. Discord followed her with his eyes, and then stuck them back in his head. He shrugged.

"Hello? Andrew? Hello?" Discord poked his head through the nearby mirror into Andrew's bedroom. "Andrew I-Woah!" Discord covered his eyes with one claw. "Woah... Andrew! Have a bit of decency when you're in a post-coital coma!"

"Uwaahhhhh..." Andrew managed from his position on the floor. Discord hummed.

"I've gotta say, that little butterfly keeps impressing me more and more..." He grinned, and held up a camera phone.

"Nngh...!"

"Sorry Shepherd! But I just can't pass up the chance for a bit more chaos! Chaos before bros, after all."

"Grrgle..."

"I know, I know, you hate me. What else is new?"

Author's Note:

Because this is an anthology, after all. And I had to come up with something for Christmas.

Comments ( 21 )

Is he dead

Draconequus of nature, everypony!

Yes, I know what she looks like right now. It was already obvious that this wasn't her true form.

Discord followed her with his eyes, and then stuck them back in his head.

You have to get clever to maintain his sight-gag nature in text.

Lucky Fool... Do we get lucky enough to get a few Flutterbats out of this?

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Very ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ niceee ʕಠᴥಠʔ ~
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Best way to move on :eeyup:👍

Shepard to the Guardian of the afterlife:
"Apperently my journey is over... One person entry ticket to the beyond please."
The Gatekeeper: "What did you in?"
Shepard: "Overeager and very agressiv as well persistent snu-snu followed by after snuggels."
The Gatekeeper: "Lucky Fool..."
Shepard: "Resistance was futile..."
The Gatekeeper checks book of life and death, frowns and tells his guest: "Bad news pal-"
Shepard: "O boy... Don't tell me!"
The Gatekeeper: "Your going back..." (σ ͜ʖσ)
Shepard: "Why?!"
The Gatekeeper shows a one way after snuggels death return Coupon to the man.
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Shepard: "Give me one hour... She probably comes for after cuddles!"
The Gatekeeper: "Lucky Fool..."

Happy pre X Mas :pinkiesmile:

Resistance. Is. Futile.

Does this imply Discord has told Fluttershy about his occupation about annoying Starfleet captains.

This a repost? I could have sworn I read this already.

Anyway, it's sad he can only sleep with them as humam. I totally would tap Dat plot the natural human tlon regular pony body way. Mare plots are hot and deserve a good spanking and clapping

This is what happens when you don't give Fluttershy her Snuggles & Whoopy! :rainbowlaugh::trollestia:

"Resistance. Is. Futile," she growled.

Dan
Dan #11 · Dec 19th, 2022 · · 2 ·

Smoking is disgusting.

Opinion of Fluttershy -2

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It was a blog post rough. I put it up here at last.

Thus began the legend of the hengstwere. (Like a werewolf, but different.)

"There's something I heard in one of your human science fiction shows," she purred.

"Um... 'Let the human go?'" I guessed. Well, pleaded.

"Resistance. Is. Futile," she growled.

WOOOOOOAH!

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To be fair, it's being used as a classic sight gag to imply a character just had sex in circumstances where they weren't allowed to actually show it.

I love this story.

Is it possible we can get a check-in with Doohicky and Music Box? I want to know how they are doing.

Shepard got devine pussy, it was super effective.
Guess Fluttershy will ride him next time pony style?

This is the last chapter, with the departure of the Author from Fimfiction.
A sad fate for a magnificent stories.

Oh no! I'm caught up. Thank you for this wonderful story and for the entertainment that it and your other stories have brought.

Are we going to get anymore updates?

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