I got bored, so guess what, ANOTHER CHAPTER TODAY! this one took me like 10 minutes. And yes, I had NO idea what to name this damn chapter... :3 ALSO from now on I am always calling her Scoots! UNLESS Someone is talking to her in a manner that would fit her full name better
Chapter 27: (Insert witty title name here)
I slowly began to wake up and regain my senses. As I did I noticed it was quite early. Usually I never wake up this early. I figure out why I did when I begin smelling a heavenly scent of eggs and toast. I look to my side and see Scoots curled up around my arm hugging it tightly. I remove my arm and see her roll over and shove her face under the pillow. I slowly pull her out from under it and whisper to her.
"Come on Scoots, time to get up."
I only got a grunt in response.
"Don't make me ask again!"
Another grunt, "Five more minutes..."
"Fine, you asked for it."
Right then I rolled her onto her back and starting blowing into her belly. She started going into a laughing fit as I tickled her. Finally she gave up.
"O-Ok! haha I give u- pfft hahahaha! Up... stop! I hahaha surrender!
I gave a triumphant huff and lifted myself to my feet. Scoots jumped off the bed and made her way towards the doorway. I ran and picked her up throwing her on my back. She wrapped her hind legs around my back and front legs around my neck as I carried her down the stairs toward the kitchen.
"Enjoy it while it lasts, you wont always be this small!" I say jumping the last few steps.
We make it to the kitchen to see an annoyed looking Fluttershy. I set scoots down and she runs and sits at a table. I look at Fluttershy who is still annoyed.
"...what?"
"..."
"..."
"nothing..."
I went over to the stove where I saw eggs being cooked.
"Hey Shy, go sit down, let me take care of the cooking."
"No it's fine..."
I give her a deadpan look.
"Alright...."
After that she walks over and sits beside Scoots. When I finish the cooking I walk over and give Scoots and Fluttershy their plates before sitting with mine. Me and Fluttershy have two slices of toast and two eggs. Scoots has one slice and an egg. As we eat I notice Scoots eating with the egg on the toast.
'Should remember that...'
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When breakfast was finished and we had left the house, I was walking Scoots to school. Fluttershy had insisted on staying behind to clean up. Not even I could tell her no. When we neared the school two fillies ran towards us.
"Sweetie belle! Applebloom!" Shouted Scoots.
"Scootaloo!" Shouted the two.
They were talking to each other about random things while we walked in a group. As we neared the school all of the children were looking at me in awe...
'Well... this is awkw... oh ya... I'm a DJ... duh....'
Just as I was about to say goodbye two fillies came up. Two I knew all to well. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. They walked over towards Scoots and her friends. They stopped a few feet from them.
"Hey blank flanks, are you three STILL looking for your special talent?" Said Diamond Tiara.
"Maybe their Special talent is failure." Said Silver Spoon while giggling.
"We don't feel like dealing with you right now, can't you just leave us alone?" Said Scoots.
"Oh please. Now the blank flanks are giving us orders?" Said Diamond Tiara.
'I'm gunna hafta smack'a'bitch'
I was a bit further away because I was starting to head home. So I was not seen my Diamond Tiara or her friend.
"I wonder how much you payed the DJ for that pair of goggles you showed during class. Like the DJ would want anything to do with the likes of blank flanks like yourselves." Stated Diamond Tiara.
'Charging up falcon-bitch-slap'
"Well... actually CJ is my-"
"Another story huh? Don't bore me with these pointless lies Scootaloo, your own parents wanted nothing to do with you."
'Warning! Falcon-bitch-slap power over 9000!'
I began to walk towards Diamond Tiara, Sadly before I could even attempt at a hit, Scoots ran in front of me.
"DAD!" She yelled, happy I was still there.
She turned to Diamond Tiara when she let out a loud gasp.
"I'm sorry Diamond Tiara, what was that?"
"D-Did you just say.... dad?" Said Diamond Tiara still in shock.
Scoots just nodded, and believe it or not, Diamond Tiara literally FAINTED! everyone but Silver Spoon fell on the ground and went into a laughing fit. When we finished I saw the girls look at each other and start making their way towards the school.
"Lets get the day over with so we can do more adventuring and crusading!" Said one of them.
'*Sigh* I remember when I was a great adventurer like them... until I got older...'
I shrugged and made my way back home, I had a lot of time to spare before work. But as I walked, each step I took made the ground feel more and more cold, and I had the most familiar feeling of being watched...
So? What did you all think? NEW MINI GAME! Count the references! Guess in the comments below and you WIN!
I liked the chapter, for tittle I would go with something like "DJ Disaster daughter" or "This is my dad DJ Disaster" , ah, and before I forget you mentioned something about suggestions about possible songs for CJ to play. Well i have a little request…a especial holiday request (man I really should have ask you for this on Halloween) in some future in your story, in Nightmare Night, can you make CJ play this song?:
I can image him playing this song along side with Spike or Octavia helping with the piano, and the song is a present to Luna in honor of her festivity.
Just a idea if you liked of course, but I still think I will interesting (and a little funny) to see Luna as a fan of DJ Disaster.
1576112 holy shitting shit dude.... I was actually making a Halloween chapter soon, DIS BE PERFECT
suck it diamond tiara you stuck up brat
OVER NINETHOOOOUUUSAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNND!!!!!!
Finally got back from my long out of state exercise. Was able to catch up in reading.
I wonder why Fluttershy was irritated, did you do something wrong in bed?? Also, I wonder why Twilight would kiss him when he is already married. She don't seem like that kind of pony (late, but bothered me).
Also, moar chapters!
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Probably the whole Disaster thing, you now the celebrity and rest…now that I think about it his fame sure scale VERY fast, Rainbow Dash kind of fast, how the hell did he get so much fame in one day?
1598008 easy, Poniez seem to like DJ's for some reason, he still is wondering why in the back of his head
1598622 Ah, I get it, you now if it was the easy to Twilight to kiss him, I can start imagine this shadow thing, making Shy incredible jealously and that way make TJ very miserable.
1598693 SHHHHHHH!
YOU GUNNA GIVE IT AWAY DUUUUUUUUUDE
1598693 I am also halfway done the next chapter, sorry for the delay....
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Ups sorry
here's a cool fact
*ahem* remember when somepony annoys you its take '42' muscles in your face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that motherfucker!!
' Warning! Falcon-bitch-slap power over 9000
PRICELESS
1598713 You used to be a great adventurer like them, but then you decided to write an amazing story I love ya:3
1722593 most useful information i ever heard. ever