Twilight opened the sack.
She didn't even care what was in the sack, as long as it tasted as good as it smelled.
Examining the contents she realized there were features of this chicken that did not fit the norm, namely the four hooves and purple mane.
"Scootaloo?"
She looked down on a shivering, wide-eyed, frozen filly.
"We thought you'd like this one!" the wolf who brought the sack forward began, "That is, after we saw how much you wanted those little snacks yesterday."
"You said it was chicken..."
"Nope! Better! We were going to get you a chicken, but we found this little one inside the coup with them! Pony seasoned with chicken!"
"No you idiot!" another wolf, who she did not recognize from before jumped up "It's obviously a pony-chicken half-breed! Why else would it have been living in a chicken coup? And if it were just a flying pony it would have flown off! It had to have gotten those wings from a chicken!"
Twilight looked back down at the filly. The bickering timberwolves could wait. This was more important...
She leaned over the terrified filly. It was true, she did smell like chicken.
She leaned closer and closer to the little filly's neck, getting a good whiff of that wonderful aroma.
The sight of the filly brought Twilight that same warm tingly feeling that she had felt almost exactly twenty-four hours before in the presence of another bite-sized filly.
Unlike that filly though, this one was awake. Much more awake.
The wide-eyed unable-to-process-the-fear phase had passed, and once again regaining control of her body, Scootaloo was making her displeasure known.
"HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLP!!!" she cried.
*CRASH*
Before the cry had even finished Twilight recognized the ever memorable sound of a library window breaking. A sound she recognized from the many surprise visits of a certain rainbow-mained speedster, she was not surprised when she turned to see Rainbow headed for them. Headed fast for them
"No! They're not-" Twilight shouted in defense of the seemingly docile timberwolves, but very quickly she realized that there were two flaws surrounding the logic of her statement. First, Rainbow couldn't understand anything she said anyway, and second, she wasn't aiming for them.
The force of impact knocked her into the crowd of timberwolves, but Rainbow stayed on her.
"I knew it! AJ told me you might have gone predator!"
Rainbow's attempts to hold down the much larger Twilight were quickly undone as the previously docile timberwolves jumped in alarm.
Bark back swiped Rainbow off of Twilight.
"Are you alright burning one?" he asked.
Twilight did not respond. She just blankly stared at the concerned pack leader, then turned to Rainbow.
"She told me to watch out! And she was right!" Rainbow yelled as she took off to avoid the angry timberwolves stalking towards her.
Wide eyed, Twilight continued to stare at her.
"What?" Rainbow continued, "I ruin your meal predator?" She spat the last word with utmost malice.
Twilight was in shock. Rainbow's words snapped her back into the reality of what had just (almost) happened.
I just tried to justify killing- eating a filly!
And it didn't even seemed strange!
I'm-
She turned and ran, the pack of timber wolves following behind her.
Bark Back gave one last growl at the flying pony who distressed the burning one, before turning and following the pack away.
Rainbow landed on the library's front stoop before opening the door.
The girls had followed Rainbow up the stairs after the scream, but had stopped before venturing outside and into danger. They trusted Twilight with their lives, so If she wanted them to stay out of harm's way, then they were not going to go outside and put themselves in the line of fire unneeded. They mostly accepted that, other than with the use of the elements, they'd only slow down their time-bending, monster destroying, goddess-trained friend.
...That is all but Rainbow.
Applejack had not been fast enough to grab the overeager Rainbow's tail and she had left the library against Twilight's request. Shortly after, Scootaloo had run in crying, and Rainbow returned shortly after that.
"Is it over?"Fluttershy asked.
Rainbow Dash gave a nod.
The group loosened up at the news.
"So what was it this time?" asked Applejack conversationally, "Dragons? The Changelings again? The timberwolves come back? Did the- Uh... Where's Twilight?" the apple farmer looked around for her purple friend.
"She's gone." Rainbow said.
Rarity fainted on the spot. No dramatic head-over-hooves fall. No fainting sofa pulled from nowhere. She just collapsed where she stood, hitting the ground with a thud.
Fluttershy and Pinkie were in each other’s hooves, embracing.
Applejack just stared, disbelieving, at the Rainbow pegasus. "She's... passed?"
"Might as well have. You were right Applejack. She's gone predator. Had to chase her off before she ate Scootaloo."
"No! Twilight would never!" Fluttershy shouted. Defending her friends was one of very few things that could make Fluttershy loud, and this was definitely one of those times.
"What did you see her do?" asked Fluttershy, directing it to both Applejack and Rainbow Dash.
"Well, I didn't see her do anything, but I saw how she was looking at Scoots."
"Looking at her? That don't sound like much..."Applejack scoffed.
"You're the one who said she was tasting your sister!"
Fluttershy spoke up again, "She what?"
"Applejack told me about how she walked in on Twilight trying to make a snack out of Applebloom."
"Now hold on there missy, I only said that she was lickin' 'er. Winona does the same thing all the time. I joked around but I didn't really mean-"
"Did she bite her?" Fluttershy interjected.
"Huh? Did Winona?"
"No, has Twilight bitten anypony?" she asked again more forcefully.
"No."
"Then she has not "gone predator"! It has to be hard for Twilight to be fighting her new instincts without warning, or even knowing them, but she is! Mr. Bear is the sweetest guy in the world, and even he struggles to play nice with Mrs. Deer and the chickens! And he's only an omnivore! Twilight's body is constantly telling her to eat meat, and if she still hasn't taken a bite out of anypony or any animal, she still must be Twilight on the inside!"
"Oh... Then we should probably go get her..." Rainbow meagerly spoke.
"Where is she?"
"Last I checked? Running into the Everfree forest with a pack of timberwolves."
Well... It seems Twilight has...
*puts on sunglasses*
flown the coup!
Oh gods that was bad...
Yay, update! On the blog thing, I follow like 30 writers on here, so I don't have time to look through every blog post.
your now being stalked by me expect me to reply to every single blog post you do from now on.
And i like the new direction of the story. if you succeed at keeping it light hearthed it will be a great fic.
Poor Scoots. Must have been terrifying being stuck in that bag for so long, after an encounter with those things.
I can't, honestly, blame Dash for reacting as such,
Of course, NOTHING bad will happen when they attempt to find Twilight in the forest.
2583657 yes, you should be ashamed
25838
Here's something more to be ashamed of:
I always thought Scootaloo would taste like chicken
and:
/I've always wanted to try an Ewok burger. Anyone else?
Also: $20 says Twilight turns feral.
Deer, I'm pretty sure the word you want is 'deer' since that's the animal.
Why is it that in almost every fic I read Rainbow is the biggest dumbass in history?
2583657
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHh that was good XD
2584127 Thats because she tends to act before she thinks. She also tends to be oblivious to anything but her.
I LOVE IT! Nice work!
wait people read blog posts?
also i love how twilight is just getting further and further into the ...madness? animalism?
....and suddenly it turned ugly
2584127
It's because she is Headstrong and cocksure (or is it the other way around): basically, she is a hot-headed, egotistical and way too loyal person, that feels anyone looking at her friends in a wrong way is the devil....
2584294
Not really... It was pretty bad.
2534324
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2583909 Ewok sounds good. Your going to Love it!
nice, just cant get enough. Must. Have. MORE.
2585863
I already do... I already do...
Although, the amount of time it takes to hunt, skin, disembowel, dress, prepare, process, marinate, and finally cook them almost makes it not worth it. On top of that. you have to travel all the way to Kashyyyk's moon to do so...
hmm that turned out better than I thought it would, waiting for the next chapter
2586357 I admire your dedication to your culinary delight.
Mmmm.... Chicken.
Also, what was Scootaloo doing in the chicken coop?
2586795
Yeah. The only problem is I had to stop. Apparently Ewoks are Wookies... It's just they are banished to the moon (see what I did there) until they lose the cuteness and gain the ferocity. It turned out I ate Chewbacca's little brother. And sister. And his three cousins. (I have very bad luck when hunting these things). So I kinda skipped the galaxy and came here... It's much safer...
2587413
Two things:
Ever wondered who her parents were?
and/or:
Ponies have come up with strange fetishes recently...
2587488 Well...
1- In my headcanon, Scootaloo's parents are Wonderbolts (Or are you just gonna tell me that her orange color, distinctive mane, and extreme sports skills have nothing to do with Spitfire?)
2- Or maybe she just wanted extra feathers to fly better.
2587522
Sports skill?
She can barely fly, there is now way she is related to a wonderbolt. Also, you know as well as I do that ponies have no genetic relation to eachother when it comes to appearances. Look at Shining and Twilight. Look at Granny Smith and Applejack. Look at Rarity and her parents...
MUHAHAHAHA! I HAVE CRUSHED YOUR HEADCANON!
also: I don't think it works that way... (in reply to #2)
2587663 Far from it. If anything, you've just reinforced it (Twilight could barely use magic until the Sonic Rainboom, and look at her now. Clearly, late bloomers are the most powerful.) And haven't you noticed how talented she is with her scooter?
And, in case you haven't noticed, Rarity has her father's coat color and her mother's mane color, Applejack has the same mane color as young!Granny Smith, and Shining Armor and Twilight both inherited different traits from their parents, but they still inherited those traits.
2587713
eh... some people are just to set in their ways. Anyway, I'm off to go hunt some Scootaloo... I mean Ewok... I mean chicken. Yeah, chicken!
2587730 Huh. I wonder what Ewoks taste like.
2587751
A mix between buffalo, chicken, gorilla, tiger and lion meat...
2588049
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Best worst pun fail ever!
looks like twilight is off the hook and scootaloo is off the meat hook.
2587751 Delicious and nutritious tastes just like Scootaloo.
2590974
So do I... So do I...
And the pun was the 'Chewy' thing...
great (two)chapter(s)!
scootaloo being presented as a chicken, it never gets old!
Okay first of all i like this fic so far.
Second of all:
GODDAMNIT RAINBOW DASH! WHAT THE HELL! I wouldn't be suprised, if Twilight got fully feral wolf because of your moronic stunt.
And finally for author. There are some plotholes concerning wolflights diet.
1. Fluttershy takes care of several birds of prey so she has to have some meat at hoof.
2. AJ has a dog and should have some dog food at Acres so it should solve food problem nicely.
Pretty sure that "meagerly" is supposed to be "meekly".
So that's what's in Chicken Nuggets...
Sweet Celestia, Scootaloo just can't get a break.
Was funny though.
"She's gone predator!"
Um... Then doesn't that mean you should try and turn her back ASAP?
2587522
I, too, believe her parents, or at least one of them, are Wonderbolts. But, they found she had this strange disease that takes away her ability to fly. The parents, not wanting to shame their family name, disowned Scoots, leading the little filly to run away to Ponyville. She eventually gained enough bits, about twenty bits, (Another headcanon of mine is that things cost less in Equestria than it would in our world.) and bought a house. She eventually met Rainbow Dash, and who better to be a role model to a flightless pony than the fastest flyer in all of Equestria? And maybe she was in that chicken coop to somehow regain her ability to fly.
Your headcanon is cool too, friend. But, honestly, I've kinda always thought Lightning Dust was Spitfire's daughter. I don't ask me why, I just always thought that.
4415595 So, that cherry vendor was charging enough to buy a house for ONE cherry?
You jsut HAD to pull out the Schickenloo joke, diddn you?
5044293 I agree that joke ( wile well used in this chapter) is over done.
all in favor of kicking rainbow from the mane six. say I.
5863231 EYE!
5863231 aye as long as she can gain back her spot after some kind of major heart felt speech and or action, show that she has learn from her mistake and she sorry...
There goes rainbow being in her natural element of loyalty by assuming twilight has gone predator from just looking at a filly. Well at least she didn't abandon her and say she was as good as dead...oh wait
it was at this moment that rainbow dash knew, she fucked up
A scootachicken.