Twilight Sparkle approached Dawn, the Element of Magic.
Dawn had laid out a picnic spread, it looked quite inviting. "So it is down to you, and it is down to me."
Twilight nodded and stepped forward.
A fireball blasted the ground at her feet. "If you wish to die, by all means continue to approach."
Twilight stopped. "Let me explain."
Dawn snorted. "There is nothing to explain, You're trying to save those I am rightly trying to punish."
Twilight stepped forward again. "Perhaps an arrangement can be made, a fair trial-"
Dawn blasted the ground again. "There can be no arrangement, and you are risking your demise for even trying."
Twilight pondered. "Then we are at an impasse-"
STOP!
...Yes?
Rarity looked over the author's shoulder. "Really? The Sicilian vs the Man in Black? Darling, you can do better. Twilight deserves better of you."
Hey! The Princess Bride is a classic, and this is a classic confrontation scene!
Rarity gave him a long suffering look. "Yes, and William Goldman is a wonderful writer, but you don't need this kind of crutch do you? Come now, what's bothering you dear?
Hey now, I am fine, just a little case of writer's block is all-
Rarity nodded. "I see, so you thought you could get past it by adapting somepony else's work? Take your hands off the keyboard dear, let's see what we can do."
Hey! What are you up to?
Rarity smiled, her horn glowed, and the keys began to merrily type.
Twilight Sparkle, the beautiful and studious mare, pursued her nemesis, Dawn the Element of Magic. Twilight's long flowing mane swirled in the breeze. She surveyed the environs. Mountains to the left, trees below, the sun was setting in the west setting the sky ablaze in colors. There could be no more wonderful place to face your enemy.
The Pony ahead of her, fleeing like a coward, had a coat of a drab gray color. She wondered idly if she might be able to improve this pony's looks with a nice gown, perhaps something in black to offset that dreadful gray color. While she wondered this the pony ahead of her turned and attacked. It was a beautiful volley of fireballs, each with a wonderful trail of fire trailing it, making them look like shooting stars in the nights sky. She pondered her last night spent studying the stars in her library, gazing upon the majesty of the universe via her telescope. The fireballs came ever closer, and Twilight dodged gracefully to the side, looking for all the world like a ballerina-
Pinkie bounded up. "Hey, whatcha doing?"
Rarity stopped typing with a start. "Pinkie you interrupted my flow! I was about to have Twilight perform Swan Lake-"
Pinkie looked at the keyboard with interest. "OOOO you're writing? Can I help can I can I!?"
Rarity huffed. "Very well, you can't well do worse than the author."
Pinkie sat down and stared at the keyboard. It began to type to the tune of "Cupcakes."
Twilight dodged the fireballs. Fwoosh!
Then she cast some back, BLAM!
Dawn started tossing clouds at Twilight like pillows, POOF POOF POOF!
Then Twilight picked up a tree with her magic and threw it at Dawn, CRASH!
Dawn cried out when the tree hit her. WAAAA!
Then Pinkie Pie showed up, TADA!
Pinkie sang a song. LALALA!
Everypony cheered! YAY!
"Um... Excuse me everypony, what are you doing?" Fluttershy looked on curiously at the pink pony pantomiming prancing and piping a pony piece of her own composition.
Pinkie Pie jumped up. "Hi Fluttershy! The author has writer's block AGAIN so Rarity wanted to help him and I said hey I wanna help too so I started writing and I was like BLAM and POW and LALALA and then you came up and asked what I was doing and I told you Rarity-" The end of that run on sentence was spared to the readers by a well groomed white hoof.
"Oh, I see. Well have fun Pinkie Pie-"
"Darling would you care to give it a try?"
Fluttershy back away. "Oh no I couldn't..."
Rarity pursued her. "Oh yes you can! Come, I insist, let's see what you can do."
Fluttershy continued to back away. "Please I would rather not-"
Rarity back her into a corner. "Please!"
"Oh no I-"
"PLEASE!"
"Rarity-"
"PLEASE!!!"
Fluttershy looked defeated. "ALL RIGHT FINE!" She trotted to the keyboard and sat down at the chair. The author watched in interest, this should be good...
Fluttershy rubbed her hooves together and began typing furiously.
Twilight finished the dodge with a pretty pirouette that set her long flowing mane swirling in the breeze. She gave a come hither look to the other pony. "Why are we fighting it dearest? This is clearly just sexual tension. Come, let's go experiment together in my lab, we can study the interactions of two bodies as they attract each other."
Dawn caught her up in a long kiss, her need hot in her eyes. The two ponies melted together in the embrace, hooves roaming all over the other pony, exploring-"
Rainbow Dash looked over her shoulder. "Whoa, 'Shy that's some good work! Probably better save that energy for your next book though."
Fluttershy blushed. "Dash please..."
Rainbow looked startled. "Oh! Right! Sorry.... Um... What I mean is I know nothing about anypony writing romance novels under a pen name."
Fluttershy blushed even more furiously. "I need to go now. It's been fun everypony..."
Dash looked at the empty seat. "Anypony mind if I take a crack at this?"
Rarity was still a bit shocked, Pinkie smiled.
Fine...
Twilight smacked Dawn and laughed in her face. "HAHA I fooled you, now lets race!"
Twilight was of course a huge nerd but she had come in fifth place in the "Running of the Leaves" and she had been training hard with her best friend ever, RAINBOW DASH! She also had a brand new pair of wings so she was even more awesome, almost as awesome as RAINBOW DASH!
Suddenly a race track appeared from freaking nowhere, because racing is just that awesome. In the stand RAINBOW DASH cheered the nerdy pony on, next to her sat her date, DARING DO! They were all over each other when they weren't cheering on Twilight while she raced Dawn around and around the track-
"What in tarnation?!"
Dash rubbed a hoof over her mane. "Oh... Hey AJ..."
Applejack frowned in disapproval. She looked at the author, then at the ponies crowding around the keyboard. "Ain't he supposed to be writing this thing?"
Dash chuckled. "Yeah... about that..."
Rarity interrupted. "He's just feeling a little bit uninspired at the moment dear. It will pass, for now we are trying to see if we can help. With varying success..."
AJ nodded. "Oh, gotcha, well if it's to help out I'll lend a hoof. Step aside Dash, lemme try."
Twilight Sparkle gazed upon her opponent disdainfully. "You will not defeat me Dawn, for I have my friends to support me, in spirit if not in person. My talent is magic, and Friendship is the most powerful magic. I will bring you low, as I have so many others before you."
Dawn bowed her head. "I admit defeat, oh mighty one. Come, let us be friends forever more-"
Rarity stopped her. "Darling that was so eloquent, how is it you write so well when you speak with such a dreadful accent?"
Applejack puffed up with pride, but then looked annoyed. "What the hay are ya talkin' about? I ain't go an acksent!"
"Author why aren't you writing? My big scene is coming up! Everypony is expecting something great!" Twilight glared death at the author.
THAT'S IT! NO MORE HELPING, EVERYPONY OUT! THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR YOU RAINBOW DASH!
Pinkie bounced happily away. "See you soon everypony!"
GAH! THAT'S ENOUGH PINKIE! I'M TURNING THE NARRATION OFF-
Well then I'm turning my comment off-
Ah, utter brilliance.
I hope that you get past this "block" soon.
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Fluttershy.... why you so clopfic......
For the most part, all of the writing styles fit perfectly. Applejack's and Fluttershy's made me a lot though.
Fluttershy, the shy cutie, writing steamy romance novels under a pen name? Fitting, but WILD
And Applejack writing like a professional, even with her country accent she doesn't even consider since it's natural to her. Also fitting yet WOW!
All in all, good way to break some of the tension, hopefully it passes soon, I'm in sort of a funk like that myself.
This was funneh
so....are you having a real writers block or was that just for the luls?
349869 little of this little of that, I just finished a twelve hour shift and my brain was mush, so I wrote silly pony for you fine people. Tomorrow I will put my brain back on the hook, Pinkie Pie Swear!
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great! i feared that you had to the real not-going-to-write-a-single-word-for-half-a-year writers block there for a minute
still, real funny chapter there!
>>Steel Resolve
Don't Pinkie Promise unless you're 1000% sure that you won't break it.
RAINBOW DASH! is best pony.
It seems Fluttershy's brain is full of fu... DISTRACTIONS.
[edit]And literally right after writing that sentence the referenced story gets updated... sweet merciful Mare-Do-Well
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lol I see what you did there
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Four of Two if im not mistaken
... oh god now I can't get the image of fluttershy as a clopfic writter out of my mind... OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
... and yet... it makes perfect sense... eeeeeeyyyyyerg.... I'm not sure if fluttershy is my favorite pony anymore...
ooooohhh... I'm sorry, I didn't mean it! you're still my favorite pony! please don't cry!
... I just realized that we have not a single fluttershy smile emote. wth? we don't even get the "squee"?
EDIT: wait, never mind, there it is. it was hiding with the miscellaneous emotes. though... not quite a smile... meh. it'll do.
oh gawd :|
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Small error, Twilight came in fifth, not fourth.
Other than that:
349883 Writers block? It's just a block, a square, a pebble! just go around it! maybe give it a kick while your at it. Not like it's a barrier or something that is keeping you in.
it's incredible how you managed to put out this even through you've a little block :D
I'm taking my hat off while caressing my mustache in deep admiration
350314 her talent is both comedy and tragedy, being discorded made her bipolar.
351010
Her nickname is "Edy".
Fernin said it on my blog and so I'll just mention it here:
WRITERS' BLOCK?
IT'S TIME TO ROCK!
well you know the best thing to get around it with is to just push through
351531 yeah, but sometimes it helps to write something else for a time, and look, it has ponies in it! Trying to imagine how each would write was fun. Fluttershy writing clop well, thats basically stuck in my head canon, thank you Butterscotchsundae for that... You can thank Donny's Boy for Applejack, he pointed out quite sensibly Applejack should never write with an accent. I resolved if I ever did have her write anything, it would be professional and thoughtful. Rarity is the side of me that wants to pad out every scene with how things look, I need to listen to her, my world would come alive a bit more. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie are... well self explanatory.
dude dude this ewas the most random chapte4r i have ever read in any fanfic way to go man yo umade me laugh soo hard.....
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Brony, that's awesome. Let those ponies in your head work their magic then.
Woah Fluttershy... didn't know you had it in you. Its always the quiet ones ^-^.
I had a thought recently... And it gave me a splitting headache, so I stopped thinking and started reading some more mind-numbingly awesome Pony fanfiction. Just kidding. The thought was this: If the other five of the Mane 6 gained the ability to break the Fourth Wall when they became alicorns, does that mean that the six Ponies of the Elements, as well as Princesses Celestia and Luna, can break the Fourth Wall as well? Do we now have 14 Fourth Wall breaking ponies on our hooves? What about Discord? As the Spirit of Chaos, he should also be able to bypass the Fourth Wall, right? Is Nightmare capable of clobbering Wall the Fourth as well? Just some things to think about.
Nice little shout out there - I hadn't actually read "Ah Ain't Got No Ack-cent" until a few days ago.
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Discord has 4th wall-breaking powers, I think.
Nightmare Moon seems the type that, when taking the threat seriously, would be massively genre-savvy.
Ok lets set the records straight.
Author, you're ripping someone else's stuff.
Rarity, stop focusing on fashion for two seconds.
Pinkie Pie, just keep being Pinkie Pie.
Fluttershy, I don't think this is a romance story
Rainbow Dash, you're full of yourself.
Applejack, ya surprised me, but are a few words enough even when combined with others versions?
And wit that I bid thee good day.
(P.s. none of the above is meant to show me being disappointed in any way)
Gahahaha.. Man, I love it when Pinkie pie hijacks stories.
well that was intresting
was that reference to that other fan fiction in AJ's part?
Lololololololol!!!! That was great!! lol Fluttershy. The only thing this was missing was some Trollestia coming in and writing.
I particularly like the whole Gravity, Common Sense, and Physics thing. Very original.
They should've let Fluttershy finish. She's obviously the most experienced writer in that room. ZING! No I am jk Mr. Author. I am reading your story all at once before it ends. Huzzah!
I like the Fluttershy reference to "study of Alicorn Reproductive behavior"
woah! fluttershy! hehehe... twilight must having a field day
the 4th wall was raped by everypony
R.I.P fourth wall
Oh, um. Fluttershy, that was~ sweet Celestia that was~ I can't even
Oh my Dashie.... Daring Do? Really?
Twi, you just have to have yer moment
Great work author. You have yet again failed to write so instead ponies write for you.
I will break Thou's fourth wall now.
Until next time!
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Trollin'