Celestia began her tale. It was an epic story of seas boiling into mud, mountains shifting, cats and dogs living together, and mass hysteria.
“Psst”
Celestia continued her tale, because we're not doing this.
“PSST OVER HERE”
Everyone just ignore that, we're going to hear about how awesome this war was.
“Author, I could break the fourth wall at will before you made me into a god, you know that right? I could shatter it now. I could form the shards into separate worlds of my choosing. Just now I made a world without water, populated entirely by fish.”
Celestia is telling her story, because we are not doing this now.
“This is a weird time to go off explaining plot points, don't you think? You need to get everypony together or this whole thing will never move forward.”
Damnit Pinkie! We are not doing this! You’re coming up the next chapter.
Pinkie smirked, "Not doing what exactly?"
I am not doing a self insert addressing a pony that doesn't know to stop breaking the fourth wall! It's cliched, it’s old hat. It's... I'm doing it right now aren't I?
"Welcome to the party pal! There's cookies and punch by the door. Now, how are you going to handle this?" Pinkie grinned ear to ear.
I... I don't know, Celestia was talking and it seemed interesting but now you're here ruining everything.
"Ruining how exactly? You wanted everypony to be gods, here I am. Maybe we should just head back to Ponyville? I was about to go mess with Dashie. She doesn't know I can fly yet, it's totally gonna freak her out! Then I thought I'd ask her to race me around the world a few times, and then maybe go pranking. Magic and wings will make pranking even more fun!"
How did you figure so much out so quickly?
"Oh please! I practice smiles in the mirror every morning! You think I'd miss big pink wings and a foot long horn?"
I suppose that was a bit much to ask, how do you like them?
"Oh they're neato! I tried flying earlier while you were off watching Applejack's flanks."
I... was not...
"Lie to everypony else if you feel like it, I know what I saw!" She waggled her eyebrows suggestively.
Ahem! How exactly do I get you to play ball here?
"Oh we were we playing ball? That sounds fun, we should go get Dashie! She can keep bouncing them off her head a super long time! Maybe not now though, horns are pointy, I bet she can still bounce it on her butt, we should go ask her!"
You're not going away, are you?
"Nopey dopey! C'mon! Let's go wake up Dashie!"
Only if you promise to stop addressing the fourth wall so much, I can only get away with this for so long, people are going to call me a bad writer.
"You're not a bad writer, you just made a bad decision. Now come watch me mess with Dashie!"
Did you just steal Fluttershy's material?
"Shhhh! You're going to wake her up!"
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So... apparently we're watching Pinkie Pie now.
"My Pinkie Sense tells me somepony is exasperated. Now, stop being such a grumpy pants, this is gonna be fun!"
Pinkie Pie was nodding excitedly to a song only she could hear. She'd been flying around all morning getting used to the wings. She was currently hovering in the kitchen of the bakery making mass amounts of cupcakes, every object in the kitchen was surrounded by a soft pink glow. The Cakes... well they were freaking the hay out. This was their worst nightmare, Pinkie was odd enough without being a flying immortal nigh omnipotent god-like figure.
After finishing the cupcake orders for the next month Pinkie walked into the front of the bakery and grinned at her employers.
"I'm gonna go play with Dashie now, I'll be back later!"
She kissed Pumpkin and Pound on the nose. She whispered in their ears, "I love you both, but you no more mean pranks out of you two, I can fly circles around you,-" nodding to Pound "-and I can turn you into a turtle now-" looking at Pumpkin. "-do we understand one another?"
The twins nodded vigorously.
Pinkie grinned, "Good, we'll play later!"
She flew out the door.
Mr Cake shared a relieved look with his wife. “Dearest, do you suppose your mother would mind if we visited for a bit?”
Cup nodded. “I’ll send her a letter to ask, I’m sure she’d love it.”
They both looked out the door. Carrot spoke in a hushed tone. “I don’t know that the world is ready for what just walked out our door.”
Cup nodded sadly.
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Dash was asleep on a comfortable cloud. She suddenly felt something whip past her. She blinked her eyes blearily. A pink shape hovered in front of her face. She tried to remember what pink was.
The pink thing grinned at her, "Hi Dashie! Wanna race?"
This was some dream, it was weird seeing Pinkie Pie as an Alicorn. Maybe not quite as weird as how Discord looked. Or as weird as that chimera of Owlowiscious combined with Angel Bunny, Gummy, and Winona with Opal somehow as a tongue. This was a close third, second on a good day. "Sure Dream Pinkie, I'll race you! Where did you want to race to?"
"We're gonna race around the world! It's going to be so much fun, then I thought we could go pranking ponies later, then cupcakes, then some more flying, and-" Dash tiredly shoved a hoof in Pinkie's mouth. Even in her dreams Pinkie got a bit much at times. Dash yawned, "Okay, sounds awesome, let's go!"
Pinkie disappeared in a flash of pink. Dash grinned and spread her wings... and they would not stop spreading. Sweet Celestia this was a weird dream, her wings were huge! She flapped them and sped off in a chromatic flash.
She could make out Pinkie Pie now, but not much else, they were somehow already close to breaking the Rainboom barrier! Dash had never flown this fast before! Well, with the aid of gravity she had topped this, but never vertically! Yet somehow Pinkie was outpacing her by a bit! This made no sense. Her dreams were normally more awesome than this, was she really going to lose in her own dream? No, no she wasn't! She furrowed her brows, and then understanding dawned. Pinkie's horn was glowing, and the glow surrounded her whole body. Pinkie Pie was manipulating the air currents. She had a wind at her back! "Pinkie that's cheating!"
Pinkie giggled, looped back, and lazily flew circles around Dash. "You can do it too you know, probably better than I can! Just ask the wind to let you through, and carry you forward!"
"What do you mean Pinkie?" Even for a dream this was getting weird. Apparently her dreams knew how to cast spells, had she been hanging around Twilight too much lately?
"Just do it, think of the wind letting you pass through it without resistance, and pushing you along!"
Rainbow was confused, but who was she to argue with a dream? She concentrated, picturing the wind and clouds all parting to make way for the most awesome mare to ever grace the skies. Suddenly it was like she was riding a greased slide of liquid lightning. Everything blurred past her. Pinkie Pie grinned and flew alongside her, Dash could tell she was laughing but there was no sound. She'd just broken the sound barrier vertically, with little effort. She looked back, double rainboom... Pinkie's was pink, or course it was. She stopped to thank the pink mare for this wonderful dream.
Pinkie stopped with her. She grinned and hugged Rainbow Dash. She seemed so happy, of course Pinkie was always happy. Almost always. Pinkie whispered in her ear, "Wake up Dashie, you're an Alicorn!"
In re: Pinkie Pie taking over...
She does that.
<(It's not so bad is it?
No, it's not, and that perfectly normally made cupcake was delicious.
<(Thanks, Hilly!
No problem, Pinkie. See you Saturday?
<(You know it!
Pinkie is a god! Run for your lives! Discord is out of a job! This is all the author's fault!
Bwahahahaha! i love it. this is truly a story come to life. I've had a few of those myself.they are quite interesting indeed.
At first I was like and then I was like but then, I lol'd. Pinkie broke the fourth wall again? I just got that repaired! She owes me cupcakes. The good kind.
--Khroam
That has to be the funniest prank I have ever read about
STARS, STARS EVERYWHERE!
224613 hmmm, I see, you've spotted dark matter, extra space with no other way to see it other than how it effects things around it. fixed.
Shoulda prepared a neutronium 4th wall before starting. I always do when dealing with the Pie.
TURN DISCORD INTO AN ALICORN!
"Author I could break the fourth wall at will" - DO WANT COMMA
...
"Just now I made a world without water populated entirely by fish." -
Breaking the 4th wall? Too cliche. Give me back my stars. You're a horrible writer
Nah. Just kidding. That was great!
225056 I DID! She turned it into cotton candy and ate it!
Pinkie is an all powerful flying goddess? Sir, you are my hero!
i wish pinkie was here
she never breaks the fourth wall for me
that is all
kthanxbai
225173 You only have yourself to blame for that. Don't you know that there is NO type of wall of the fourth variety that The Pink One cannot obliterate. The more you try to stop her, the more she only wants to prove this fact. Plus, you DID turn her into an Alicorn. I mean, NO author stands any chance of retaining control of a story if Pinkie Pie decides to shape it HER way, and that's when she's "NORMAL", you just gave her an almost limitless power boost. Come on, admit it: You knew that this was going to happen
225067 Don't cry, I'm sure that she made them air-breathing fish.
Cliches are Cliches because they work, and they work well.
Oh Pinkie, it's only a matter of time before young Pumpkin and Pound find a way surpass you yet again. Even with your new Alicorniness, it is only a matter of time.
I would like to witness Pinkie Pie do a Hyper Sugar Boom (Or should it be Hyper Sugar Blast? Which do you prefer Pinkie?) I asume that she did a H.S.B. and Rainbow Dash did a Sonic Rainboom during the race.
So Pinkie can read these comments, huh? Well then, in that case, Pinkie Pie, would you please break the fourth wall the come out of my computer screen and take me with you back to Equestria around this time tomorrow? Even for just a little while would be nice. But I guess that it would be O.K. if you didn't.
This is AliCentaur Br0ny saying, "I should go to bed."
We're doomed
A world populated by fish but no water, Pinkie! I didn't know you were such a sadist!
Anyway, cool story bro
I warned you all! I was like, "DOOOOOOOOM!" It still is! Alicorn Pinky Pie spells DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--- ooooh! Cotton Candy!
*nom nom nom*
It had to eventually happen. An author writing something this good had to eventually go insane.
220754 *stares at first picture*
SWAG.
DAT DERPY
Hmm. I wonder what Pinkiemania would... look...like
DISCORD'S LEFTNUT WE'RE DOOMED!
*insert head 'splode!*
Lolololololololololololol soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Pinkie as a god!!
I'm sorry but that section where Pinkie argues with the writer is just full of Win.
You my friend are a genius with this.
287319 Pinkie is just incredibly fun to write. I was grinning like a maniac writing her doing any scene. She... speaks strongly to me.
Oh God, I just lost it at the first instance of pinkie. I can imagine that's exactly how I'd react to her!
And this may be the best literary line of all time: You're not a bad writer, you just made a bad decision.
Its a shame though. I was actually looking forward to the epic history lesson :(
Yes. Muffins.
SPOILER ALERT!!!
Author, I could break the fourth wall at will before you made me into a god, you know that right? I could shatter it now. I could form the shards into separate worlds of my choosing. Just now I made a world without water populated entirely by fish.
-Not exactly what I was envisioning from the title, I was expecting an in-story emergency, not story-jack. This works even better though. I just hope that that she is careful in her world creation. She probably couldn't do even a tenth as bad a Discord, but the effects of being responsible for the suffering of a few thousand to million sentients could be... well, there might be TWO Elements of Laughter when all was said and done... but seriously, did you just try to write the story and realize you couldn't, or was this your plan all along?
This is a weird time to go off explaining plot points, don't you think? you need to get everypony together or this whole thing will never move forward.
-Consider capitalizing "you" after the question mark.
Then I thought I'd ask her to race me around the world a few times,
-This implies that Dash may have had her own ascension already. Of course, she could still be asleep.
and then maybe go pranking. Magic and wings will make pranking even more fun!"
-Perhaps some chocolate rain... maybe make it pink chocolate rain from teal clouds or something, just to reduce the number of PTSD flashbacks she causes in Ponies.
Did you just steal Fluttershy's material?
-Yes she did. It was awesome. Any other questions?
"My Pinkie Sense tells me somepony is exasperated.
-I wonder if this is a joke, or if her power-boost means her Pinkie Sense really is that sensitive?
Pinkie was odd enough without being a flying immortal omnipotent god figure.
-I suggest "neigh-omnipotent" as being both punnier, and probably more accurate... although the creating a world of fish but no water bit might call that somewhat into question as being very far from the truth.
After finishing the cupcake orders for the next month
-Ok, so she isn't just being impulsive... hope she remembered to use magic to keep them fresh until they are ready to be delivered.
I love you both, but you will NOT be messing with me anymore, I can fly circles around you-" nodding to Pound "-and I can turn you into a turtle now-" looking at Pumpkin. "Do we understand one another?"
-Good point... hope she cast speak with infants though.... hmmm... perhaps I will even write such a spell up on Giant in the Playground... I have a hearth goddess over there who would totally grant that spell to her clerics.
The twins nodded vigorously.
-Well either their receptive language is MUCH better than their spoken language (I have a nephew, a mother who has taught "Child Development", and a good memory), or she really DID cast "Speak with Infant".
She tried to remember what pink was.
-This seems awkward.
The pink thing grinned at her.
-I would think that waking up slowly would be a non-survival trait for a species that has been known to nap on small clouds... falling out of bed is a big problem when you do it from 30 feet up, even if the tougher members of your race can crack cliffs by crashing into them. 100 feet up is perhaps SAFER because you have more time to wake up.
Dash grinned and spread her wings... and they would not stop spreading. Sweet Celestia this was a weird dream, her wings were huge!
-Alicorn Dash confirmed... I basically think that RD makes the most uninteresting Alicorn from a literary perspective. Then again, you DO have her paired with the most entertaining one.
Dash had never flown this fast before, at least not vertically!
-Well, at least they won't be shattering too many windows and/or ear-drums. Pinkie Pie made her "be considerate rather than oblivious" roll. Also, you should further specify this to "fastest I have gone UP"... since she tends to hit Rainboom/bomb in dives.
Just ask the wind to let you through, and carry you forward!"
-Pinkie is surprisingly smart... then again she did design a pedal-powered gyro-copter.
Pinkie Pie grinned and flew alongside her, Dash could tell she was laughing but there was no sound.
-They create vacuum around themselves with the spell, or did they go above the atmosphere?
368643 It's not so much that I felt I could not write it, I had a basic storyline in my head, writing Discord is as easy to me as Pinkie is, because my mind tends to be random. This was a case of fandom ascension. My readers pointed out quite sensibly that explaining back story when 4 other alicorns were out there possibly wreaking havoc was probably a mistake. I thought about an emergency, but it seemed so contrived, I had written myself into a corner, I had to deliver something. Then I thought of something far more ridiculous, and the result, she is before you. Pinkie Pie, the almighty. The events that take place in the war nobody ever heard about are referenced, tongue in cheek, later in the fic.
I think I am going to die laughing at this.
PINKIE PIE as an Alicorn? is that possible? can she be any more crazy? and the fourth wall, didn't that get broken just recently? in fact, is there even a wall anymore, considering that Pinkie has broken it so often.
Pinkie Pie permenatly breaking the fourth wall? I'd rather face Nightmare Moon, Discord, and Crysilis at one after being hog tied by Applejack!
Pinkiecorn?
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Pinkie just abducted a chapter........from the writer......through enhanced alicorn 4th wall breaking powers.......the comment in the prior chapter was right.....WE ARE DOOOOOMED.........oh well let's enjoy it
Pinkie raping the fourth wall?
Meh, Ill roll with that.
I feel so sorry for you steel, having to deal with a pony that can shatter the fourth wall, dance on it's grave, dig it up and make it into a cupcake that is now a goddess celestia rest your soul; or luna, or twilight, or applejack, or rainbow dash, rarity and (not so much) pinkie pie
Dammit, Pinkie
Fun so far but you need to swap out every instance of vertical with horizontal
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No, it is consensual sex between a Pony and a Literary Concept.
They have invisible wedding rings in the shape of Mobius Strips. See? Pinkie uses quantum indeterminacy to wear hers on all for legs at once, plus her horn.
These chapters are to short and too silly for my tastes seems like a good read though, shame.
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For a second I thought the cupcake was the goddess in that sentence…
6398068 Goodness, you went from the latest story I have written to my very first efforts in writing. I apologize for the cognitive whiplash that must induce.
Of course Pinkie knows how to fly already. It says much about Pinkie that she doesn't have to master her new abilities.
7198050 I've heard the explanation was that Granny Pie was a pegasus, and pinkie inherited some Pegasus genes, which is why she's more comfortable in the air than most Earth Ponies in the show. Could be argued in that case that pinkie has some instincts that help.
You may have just doomed all reality, I don't think even if you took every God ever that mess will not be fixed.
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you, author...
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Rather dislike the fourth-wall breaking. It's more fun when it's subtle.
I caught the reference in the first paragraph. :D
If you fli up there
In the sky,
Rising high
Every hue.
It's like a dread
Out of this world
Into a new.