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sykko

I like violence, heavy metal and talking multicolored ponies

sykko Joined 6th Feb, 2020 · Offline

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  • Sunday
    WTFIWWY-How I Learned to Love the Bomb

    Life lessons learned this week:

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  • 1 week
    WTFIWWY-Everybody Was Kung Fu Skating

    Life lessons we learned this week:

    -If the police are chasing you and you hide, they will find you, life is not a video game. Though points to this guy for creativity on the fly as who would think to look in a dryer? But he loses points because the dryer had an acrylic window in the door.

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  • 2 weeks
    WTFIWWY-More Than Meets The Eye

    This week's life lessons learned:

    -Don't steal a tractor. Definitely don't steal one with the intent to go to a college campus to kill 2 people and then go on a vehicular rampage. GTA is not a LARP. Also: Great work in reinforcing that negative stereotype.

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  • 2 weeks
    Spooky eclipse prophesies

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  • 3 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Beware of the Fuzzy Cows

    Guest co-host for this week-Linkara.

    Life lessons we learned this week:

    -If your kid keeps insisting they're hearing mobsters in their closet, carefully investigate it, there might be bees. Also, dear sweet evil Jesus! That's a lot of bees!

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Jan
21st
2024

WTFIWWY-My Love is Like a Red Red Flag · 11:58pm January 21st

Lessons we learned on this episode:

-If you get away scott-free, don't go back to re-crime the place

-If the lock on your door is broken, get it fixed

-You can scam dudes out of money for false promises of sex(not really a lesson learned)

-Don't sexually harass anybody, especially when you're on a flight

-If you sue every woman who talked to other people about how bad their date was with you. you lose, even if you win

-Everybody has a that one bad day and it looks different for everyone, the last story just looks funny and cool because it involves a skid loader

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