WTFIWWY-I Can't Believe It's Not Felonies · 6:52am February 19th
This week they had some weird stories, with the last couple just being, DEAR SWEET EVIL JESUS!
Lessons we learned this week:
-Trucks do not indeed surf. However his mugshot is just...chef's kiss.
-I do not know what he was doing with all of that butter, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't anything good. Also, his mugshot is scary.
-When driving down the road, surrounded by illegal substances, maybe maintain a low profile.
-If you do the whole self-pleasuring in public, you go onto a forever list. Also, I don't wanna know what was on his hands.
-In the age of mass shootings, maybe school faculty shouldn't do the whole bang-bang, you're dead schtick during a shooter lockdown drill.
-Apparently cops are like chihuahuas when it comes to loud noises, if chihuahuas carried handguns.
