The best story on Fimfic · 2:15am Jan 2nd, 2015
Just as described on the tin, but this is just...
I'm pretty sure it's a trollfic, but I'm still laughing my ass off.
Several quotes for your pleasure:
Pinkie Pie laughed. "Rarity isn't a murder. Ha. Well I have to go home, bye." Pinkie Pie said walking to the door.
"Pinkie, its not safe." Twilight said. Then Pinkie Pie left.
That is literally half of the first chapter.
Pinkie Pie was walking home and she was thinking to herself, "Ha! Rarity? A murder? How could she be one? She's nice."
Then she heard Rarity's cry, she ran to Rarity and saw that her best friend was drinking blood from Cheerlee, the pony she just killed. "Rarity! What are you doing?!" Shouted Pinkie Pie, scared. Rarity grinned like a maniac.
Pinkie Pie ran off, afraid of her own friend.
That is literally the entire second chapter.
This...
You have to see it to believe it, guys.
Chicken, I love you. On so many levels. xD I haven't stopped laughing for minutes, and I haven't even opened the first chapter! All the lengths are under 200!
I think they're legitimately bad, but in a way that's splendidly humorous. It's going to be a trip, and I'm pretty drunk. Here we go!
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Drunk is the only way to read something like this.
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How drunk? Balls deep in a squealing hog drunk. It's something of a masterpiece. I want to downvote it, but oh man my upvote senses are tingling. xD
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I upvoted it. Couldn't downvote a masterpiece like that.