It's been a couple of months since he arrived in Equestria and Anon's still adjusting to life. When he hears about "Hearth's Warming", Anon is determined to give the best present ever to Celestia, and hopefully earn her affections in the process. Follow Anon as he goes on a hilarious present hunt and pray he doesn't get banished to the moon for a millennia.

This is written as a gift for ROBCakeran53 as a part of Jinglemas 2021.

Cover art is 2740240 on Ponybooru.

Anon has been forced into Canterlot's throne room. Even worse, Princess Celestia is inside of it. Crying silently.

Welp, there's only one real solution here.

Boops.

Now's the time to hope this isn't a crime of any sort, and that he isn't sent to the sun anytime soon.

First publicized story- would definitely appreciate criticism.

And being completely honest- this was made in under an hour. A product of sudden inspiration.

Edit 5/17/19: Christ, featured less than an hour after it was posted and generally liked- i'm honoured. Glad you all enjoyed my silly little story!
As of 12/12/22, this still manages to appear on popular stories and featured occasionally when I post, which I cannot fathom-

Now featuring a Ko-fi for the generous, looking to help me out or the folks I want to support in my life.

You've been in Equestria for about a month now, and have had the privilege of becoming friends with Princess Celestia, the land's kind and fair ruler.

Close friends.

Very close friends.

That's probably it though...right?

EDIT: Featured at #3 on 7/2! I'm glad you all enjoyed!
EDIT: #2 on 7/3! Wowza!
EDIT: (Same day) Now with an AUDIO READING by MultiDoomPie!

Twilight, seeing that her friend needed a little bit of companionship, decided to help him get a date.

But boy, did he aim a little too high for her taste.

Now, her and Spike need to help this putz of a human snatch a date from one of the most undateable beings on the planet, Princess Celestia.

Needless to say, they're doomed.

Cover art used with permission by Lydia-Rawr

Warning: Story will contain horrible romance clichés, cutsieness, and all around silliness.

You have been warned.

Hey guys, this is Nathan Hunt speaking!

Have you ever experienced something that flipped your world upside-down? Yes? No? Let me tell you mine...

So here I was, minding my own business and then suddenly a bright flash of white light exploded in front of me; I thought someone threw a flash-bang but suddenly I saw four unconscious multicolored...mythical ponies laying in front of me.

Seeing real-life magical ponies from your childhood bedtime story was enough to blew the top of my skull to Mount Everest but the strangest thing was...THEY TALK!

Well, I guess it's up to me and my buddies to take care of them until they find their way home.

Crazy huh? Yeah I know.

Takes place after the season four finale and Equestria Girls series.
MLP: FIM belongs to Hasbro. I have nothing unless this story itself.

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When a colt named "Bad Dude" storms into Celestia's personal study and declares himself as her latest arch enemy, the Princess can't help but nearly gush from the sight. As perhaps the cutest villain Celestia has ever encountered, she hurriedly calls for Luna to meet him as well.

But is there more to "Bad Dude" than his cute exterior would suggest?

No. No there is not.

Now with a youtube reading! HERE!

Princess Celestia X Human OC. Enjoy and tell me what you think :)

My name is Samuel Higgott. And this is how I met Princess Celestia...and how we fell in love...and how we fell apart.

In a moment of weakness, all it can take is one person to break two hearts. And in this case...I broke hers.

I decided to upload this onto FIMfiction because I feel like it would be appreciated :) I may be wrong, but I might be right and you'll hopefully enjoy this.

Off we go then!

Sex is only mentioned but I'll chuck up the warning just to be safe XD

Anonymous is Princess Celestia's royal bodyguard, serving to protect her at any and all instances. While always close to the Princess, events may conspire to test his convictions as threats both old and new rise to attempt to swallow Equestria.

-My second AiE fic, put in loving prose for all you FiMfictioners.

A little story I wanted to tell. It's just a sweet little story about you...sleeping in the bed with Celestia.
Art Blackkaries: https://derpibooru.org/images/2369447

Celestia and Luna announce their retirement and their plans to turn the throne and power over Equestria to the mane 6. Unfortunately, this is the last straw for Twilight, and she goes off on a rant about why this isn't a good idea.