When you're in a relationship, you shouldn't keep secrets, right? That's what Lyra thinks, anyway. Unfortunately, she probably should have brought this up sooner.

(warning 1: Despite the Teen rating, the story has futa-related subject matter, though not explicitly. If that's not your thing, just be aware.)

(warning 2: This isn't not as comedic as my other writing.)

Written for the futaquestria group's 2013 write-off.

The Long Patrol is an extension of the crown. It brings the rule of law and the princess's banner to the far reaches of the kingdom, the places where harmony fades and the wild chaos of nature still reigns.

In times past, all the tribes took part in the patrol. Today, it is mostly pegasi and a few gryphons. The distances they travel are simply too vast for anyone without wings.

Like most gryphons who join, I wanted to get away from my kind. I dreamed of the adventures I would have and the friends I would make. I certainly got those.

I just wish the price weren't so high.

[My entry for the EqD Summer "Outsider Insight" contest.]

While Tirek is brooding in confinement, Celestia sends him an unexpected visitor.

Hey look, some person did a reading of it.

Building a snowmare isn't all carrots and giggles. You never know who you're going to get.

A long-overdue publishing of an old story of mine. I hope you enjoy it!

Proofreading by RaylanKrios.

Also read: A Frosty Chill

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