A New Life

by DaBeejees

Chapter XII: The Four-Word Non-Sexy Version

Then they had sex.

Comments

[Johnfreemanwepon]

Fantastic. The wording of this was truly worthy of a place in the history of literature, and I feel accomplished for reading it.

[Dracmatais]

Somehow I honestly expected something of this sort. It was great anyway.

[DaBeejees]

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Don't worry; there's going to be a 'sexy' version.
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[Bridgebrain]

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[uTTerAbsurdity]

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[DaBeejees]

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Don't worry, I'm currently working on the sexy version

[DaBeejees]

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In fact, I think y'all deserve a mini-sneak peek:

""Oh baby~! Accelerando~! Accelerando~!" Vinyl mocked me in complete disregard to what I had just said."

[DaBeejees]

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I think he might have gotten the flashy-thing from Pinkie but I'm not quite su--

~~~
.......uh huh...

.....really?

.....well, okay then, thanks!
~~~

*clears throat* Sorry about that. But I've just been told that yes, Pinkie gave him one at some point.

[DaBeejees]

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...I might ask Pinkie if she could get me one...you never know, it could come in handy...such as if someone saw me writing the first half of that chapter in the library...although no one did, but still.

[Bridgebrain]

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[Johnfreemanwepon]

279741 apparently, she got you one.
(I think that kind of thing IS theoretically possible... I'll work on it IRL)

[Johnfreemanwepon]

280563 my fault

[P!nR!ght]

280567 Don't apologize.

[FeatherFoot]

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lolwut

[SkyHunter]

im still fucking laughing at this