Student and Teacher, Servant and Mistress, Citizen and Ruler, Friend and...Lover?
by Fuzzyfurvert
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Twilight raised an eyebrow as she read over the script that had been given to her. Celestia’s office was warm and smelled faintly of cedar from the fireplace and seasonal holly that was strung about as the only decoration for the holiday. Twilight read a few more stage action annotation lines and finally looked up at her monarch who was smiling anxiously.
“Um...why aren’t we doing the traditional Hearth’s Warming Eve play this year? This seems...odd. To me.” Twilight looked back at sheets for a moment and squinted. “It says here that you’ll be playing the part of ‘Gendo Ikari’ and I play ‘Shinji Ikari’ who is Gendo’s daughter? Or is it son? I honestly can’t tell. Who wrote this?”
Celestia’s smile fell slightly. “Luna wrote it. She said it was based off of one of her imported Neighponese games. I take it you don’t like it?”
“No! Nonononono! ‘Dislike’ might be too strong a phrasing.” Twilight chuckled nervously. “I’m just…a little confused? I mean, I see some of the obvious symbolism here and the religious allegory is nice, I suppose. I’m just not sure why we should do this play as opposed to the Founding of Equestria.”
“That play is old hat, Twilight.” Celestia sighed and took a seat behind her desk. “Besides, it’s just as much hogwash as this one, you know that.”
Twilight nodded absently as she flipped through more pages of the script, mumbling to herself. “It says here that Luna is playing a character named ‘Asuka’? And the character ‘Rei’ has been earmarked her Fluttershy? Wait.” Twilight’s eyes scanned the section near the end she was reading. “I don’t think you’re allowed to do that in a hospital room - let alone on stage in public! Hmmm… I suppose that settles the question of Shinji’s gender…”
Celestia cleared her throat. “This year, the Hearth’s Warming Eve play will have all of your friends and roles for myself and Luna as well! It shall be splendid. I’ve already started practicing for my part!”
Twilight looked up and froze. Her mentor, her Princess, her oft-times prank loving partner in all things was staring at her with the most intense look of unamused parental disappointment she had ever seen. Celestia glared at her over small round rimmed glasses that perched delicately on her muzzle, her forehooves steepled in front of her.
“It’s been a while.” Celestia’s tone carried the same weight as her gaze with a note of curiosity.
Twilight blinked and looked down at the script. “F-father…”
Celestia didn’t move and continued on in a lighter tone. “Shinji, when we are alone, you may call me ‘Big Poppa’...”
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Just as planned
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/me checks twilestia collab
/me wats
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That is exactly the image i thought of. I nicknamed her Genlestia when i first saw it.
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And that was my response as well.
W-wh
3658807>>3659100 You can blame me for this!
Yeah, this could work as a longer story, with a lot of the humor coming from the personality mismatches. Because, let's face it, almost everyone in Eva is more emotionally disturbed than even the Discorded versions of the mane 6 could possibly be.
But you know what I'd like to see? A bunch of ponies get transported to Tokyo 3 and hilarity ensues. Scenes that spring to mind:
Gendo getting ponypiled by the CMC
Fluttershy cuddles up to a disconcerted Rei
Dash gets into an ego contest with Asuka.
Everypony tries to get Shinji and Rei and Asuka to open up. This would probably be the one element of the story that would be taken seriously (though probably still played for laughs on occasion).
Twilight with a gigantified rolled up newspaper: "Bad angel! *Wap* Bad! *Wap* No destroying Tokyo 3! *Wap*" until the angel runs off.
Angel bunny didn't notice the above newspaper and thinks he chased the angel off.
Fluttershy gives Gendo the Stare, and his glasses melt.
Spike gets embiggened and eats the fifth angel (the octahedral crystalline one)
Before any of the Eva's are absorbed by the 13th angel (the beach-ball/shadow one) Pinkie jumps in "Wheee!" and it goes back to beach ball mode. Five minutes later it starts vibrating and distorting and shrinking and turning pink. Ten minutes later it transforms into a normal-sized Pinkie, who says "I always wanted absolute power over time and space! Yay!" Pinkie, of course, only uses her newfound powers for good and for fun and for pranks and for jokes and for parties and for sight gags and for...
Hot springs scene after eighth angel (the one in the volcano):
Spike, on the guy side with Shinji and Pen-Pen, notices that Shinji 'dangles'. Cue discussion comparing male anatomy between humans and ponies and dragons (hemipenes).
Meanwhile, on the other side, Twilight notices that the 'chest bumps' found on most human females have nipples on the end, which means that they're mammaries, even if they're in a different place. Cue discussion comparing female anatomy between humans and ponies, such as why human mammaries are enlarged even when they've never been pregnant. Also, Pinkie wants to play with Asuka and Misato's 'balloons'.
If anyone wants to use any or all of these ideas in a story, please go for it. Then let me know when you publish, so I can read it. I mean, if that's okay with you...
Please note that I'm going off the original Evangelion, I haven't seen any of the rebuild yet (too busy with ponies).
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Original Evangelion is Worst Evangelion.
And by 'Worst', I mean Best. The rebuild got weird, but it didn't get weird enough.
3662667 But dem special effects.
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Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars.
Let me see what spring is like, on Jupiter and Mars.
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I do not possess the vocabulary to adequately describe how direly I need this.
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In other words, hold my hand. In other words, darling kiss me