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Sir Hat


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I saw the fics Title and for some reason went "That is a Sir Hat Fic" and when I looked at the author turns out I was right.

Please be Jack Sparrow, please be Jack Sparrow, please be Jack Sparrow . . .

My dick doesnt know how to feel about this yet. It needs more plot to make a choice.

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Always expand, with humans, gotta explore that world from a fresh Equestrian viewpoint!

Speak to me the Glory that is Glenfiddich.

Giant ponies?

What is this heresy?:pinkiecrazy:
:moustache::trollestia:

a young kid...horse...birth of a fetish, Ono finish that story i got to here this :twistnerd:

why are main land ponies tall you would think 6in wouldn't be considered a land of giants but if the main land scrubs were the normal 3 feet then ya i can see that

Sea turtles mate ............. haahaaaahaaa

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So a huge shaggy saytr is to come?

Go expand the world. Maybe with zebras. Maybe with griffons.

4842769
I have the griffon one planned.

Gilda X a chef.

Chef: "I can make you anything you want!"

*Gilda eats his food*

Chef: "See?"

Gilda brains him with a bottle, Gilda: "I'm keeping this...."

Love the new story... Going for horses this time

But.... Have to say. Your abandoning some of your other stuff in favor for new stuff... New is good don't forget the old

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I've just updated Bon Bon story, And Ben and the bats is on hold till I finish the Choice.:applejackunsure:

Let me tell ya a story about a young kid, a horse and the birth of a fetish....

NOT MR. HANDS!!!!

...

Well played Hat. Well fucking played

Nice one here Mr. Hat. The character's such a shit, awesome!:rainbowlaugh:

4842796 Wait...are you really planning that? HOT!

200 cm is not 6.7 feet tall unless you're boasting

Oh, Sir Hat, there are only two authors I come to when I want a really good humanxpony story...and you're one of them! I can always count on you to make something unique ad interesting. Something that always breaks the mold!

Good job!

After those lasts few lines. I can hardly wait to see were this is going.

4843639
Spitballing yo. :t

4842924 need more Aryan and Nick

Lets see.. Romance tag, check. Human tag, check. Slice of Life, check.

Made by Sir Hat, check.

So I can accurately assume that the romance will be along the lines of 'im drunk, lets fuck.' then the other party will say 'sure.'.

That is Sir Hat brand romance after all.

EDIT: Just read it and I'm rolling.. Damn, you're too predictable Sir Hat.

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Amazing how you keep showing up.:applejackunsure:

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Hey, despite our differences. I still read your stuff. I'm just saying that lately, all your stuff is REALLY predictable and almost copy/paste. Not to mention, your use of the romance tag is rather abused. If it doesn't have romance, stop using it.

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Eh, was thinking about it. And I have a rather strange direction with this one. Without going into too much detail, drunk sex with a possible pregnancy will lead to a rather strange semi dark adventure.

This is definitly something new
Keep up the good work. *thumbs up.*

Holly is going to break his heart. Or his pelvis. Can't decide which.

I like this guy he has his priorities straight. In fact there's not much I don't love about this story save for the facts it is kinda short

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Hmm something I realized, I do write really similar first chapters.:applejackunsure: Oh well, hopefully you'll stick it through until I get into the meat of things.

Damn! I'm a sucker for whiskey, I'm almost curious how South Fetlock whiskey would taste like.

MOAR!!!:flutterrage: or I crush you:ajbemused:

Keep these chapters coming, they are selling like hot cakes! :pinkiehappy:

I will fuck you up the butt if you don't make moar.

HODOR! HODOR! HODOR!

I demand more.

"Two-hundred centimeters," I took a deep drag, blowing smoke towards the sea, "hopefully these ponies will build something my size for once."
Each one stood a solid two meters, fetlocks unshorn and scraggly, manes long and entire being screaming massive and cold weather.
The five foot pony at my side nodded,

First, Imperial or Metric fucking pick one damnit!:twilightangry2:
Secondly, your two meter tall human is going to the land of two meter tall ponies... convenient. Is everything else going to 'coincidentally' be two meters as well? Nobody likes seeing so little variety in a story.
Thirdly... mostly that first thing.


4843639 4844456 Yeah! It's only 6' 6¾"!!! How dare you round up by a quarter!

Holy fuck you update fast.

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Hey, who said they would all stay in Fetlock? Land of giants moving to Equestria gonna be fun as hell!

Now that my friend, is shitfaced drunk. Come the morning, the granddaddy of all hangovers! Heaven help this poor fool because I'm too busy laughing at his pain!

Dude's fuckin' wasted. I love it.

Pine spirits! He's going to pray for death with a hangover like that.

I graciously await the sexual intercourse promised to me by the man called Sir Hat and his story tags.

I thank whatever god is out there that I have never gotten drunk enough to be rendered immobile.

grgrgr your chapters are tooooo short.
need at least a 30 minute read.

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already listened to it, a few times

4848309
its 41 minutes from one plant to the other.

I don't know how to feel about this so youtube will explain it for me.

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