Dear Princess Mighty Whitey,
Today I showed how small my brain is by trying to disprove Anon's proposed link between dumbness and purpleness. According to observable reality, the more purple the body, the smaller the brain will be, excluding cases where the purple is artificial.
I first attempted to present a counterpoint by bringing up Spike, who is clearly purple, but not dumb. This just served to weaken my argument by revealing my own ignorance of the fact that only ponies have shown a consistent dumb-purple correlation.
My second attempt involved me trying to convince my other friends that brain size is not an accurate measure of intelligence. I got everyone to take a brain scan, which revealed an unhealthy amount of wrinkles in my brain. I then made the claim that people who have small, wrinkly brains are generally more intelligent than people with bigger, less wrinkly brains. This was clearly a desperate ploy to defend my small brain by claiming the wrinkles made me smart. I even pretended to have “sources,” which were really medical journals any random nobody could have written.
Only Shyfly and the Drama Llama believed me. Flapjack didn't trust the machine because it wasn't an Apple product, Pinkeye was too busy trying to get scans of her alligator, and Rainmare said I was lying because she's smart even though her brain looked smoother than your ass.
Despite the overwhelming evidence in support of the dumb-purple correlation, I’m still in denial because my brain is too small to comprehend it all. Perhaps one day I’ll be as smart and handsome as Anon, but science is still a long way away from that.
Your wrinkly brainlet,
Dumb and Purple
This is just too funny. When will Twilight lean not to try and disprove anons theories.
So all the dark purple bruises I have on my body from falling down the stairs DO mean something...
:D
Twilight right now
Well,it's time............. for more memes, this time about pony brain
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The last one fits more to season 8
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Oh god, I can't get that thought out of my head. Dammit!
I wonder what Starlight Glimmer would have to say about Anon´s theory. I´m sure her answer would be as mature and civilized as we can expect from her.
I COULDNT EVEN GET PAST THE OPENING!!!
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Well that will be interesting when it happens.
Needless to say this will be an encounter for the ages.
Complete with explosions.
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Color me intrigued
Pretty sure I've heard that brain size really isn't tied to intelligence and that it is all about the complexity and structure of the brain itself, including wrinkles.
The wrinkles in your brain known as fissures, sulci, or gyri, are believed to exist because they allow more room for the brain. Scientists believe that our brains grew larger as we evolved as a species in order to accommodate higher brain function. The brain then caved into grooves to make room for it in our skulls.
Looks like Anon is the one not admitting he was wrong.
The funny thing is, in this case, Twilight is right about more wrinkles meaning greater intelligence.
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Obviously it'd be around the time she finally concedes to dyeing her coat to look like Rainbow Dash's mane. It's been in the back of her mind, but she loves purple too much to go through with it. If only she realized that ceasing to be purple would stop all her smarty signals from getting mixed up. Is it any wonder she works her brain as though it was her leg muscles in preparation for an iron pony competition?
She has the potential to be so very wise, but her purpleness is confusing her body, and she ends up storing valuable memories of life experience in those twigs she calls legs ('cause magic), where there's not nearly enough space for her to learn from her mistakes. She's plenty smart, she just doesn't know how to use it. Explains a lot about Starlight's lack of room to level up wisdom too, doesn't it?
Twilight: "Brain size is not an acurrate measure of intelligence".
Also Twilight: "People who have small, wrinkly brains are generally more intelligent than people with bigger, less wrinkly brains".
im in love with the typo right here.
keep it though. it makes this letter so much better.
I did present the formula for calculating the ratio between purpleness, ponyness and stupidity in early chapters...
Good to see Anon's listening.
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I think Anon is aware of this. It is more likely he was trolling her into obsessing over something stupid and making herself look stupid for being so obsessed with being right.
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Oops, thanks.
If I don’t change it I’ll get the tism shakes
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I believe that it was a known fact that Anon is aware of making it the whole point of that particular joke moot if you have to explain it to anyone.
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I have Autism so tend to miss things if they are not obvious.
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And thus has she fallen into Anon's trap.
His true objective was just to mess with her like this.
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At this point probably something like "Excuse me sir! Do you have a moment to talk about Equality?"
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I can’t French
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People that DON'T have Autism have that issue, too.
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Well, you’re right, but
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Oh. Okay.
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Not at the same frequency and at the same intensity as autistic people do, though.
It's kind of like telling an insomniac that 'I sometimes have trouble sleeping, too'.
*sigh*
Did you learn nothing from you trying to proof Pinkies Pinkie-Sense?
Also, Twilights name at the bottom of the letter is very fitting this time.
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I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't base this on anyone's comment.
Omg, I have never laughed so much reading a chapter in any story, fuck that was funny. XD