Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 110

Dear Princess Celestia,

If you ever find yourself in the Cameroons, please ignore any and all references to the Meat Mare. It’s just an urban legend they made up as a way to shift the blame for their civil war.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

Comments

[ClockworkShield]

Dammit all, Twilight, What did you do NOW?!?

[Alicon Glactistar]

God damn it Twiggles who did you butcher now?!

[Level Dasher]

...Oh God. What did she do to Anon so that she was able to write that letter herself?

[A Wild Magikarp]

Fresh meat?

[ClockworkShield]

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Wait what?

*reads again*

...well shit.

[FrostTheWolf]

Whenever it's Twilight that writes the letters, it's never a good sign

[HB_DS2013]

Wait a sec, that... that hornwriting sounds surprisingly sane. This isn’t a good sign at all and it’s going to suck. I know it.

[Officer Hotpants]

Sure it is. You said the same thing about the Meat Dragon.

[TigerCat111]

https://youtu.be/cvO1fiaUE_I

[Bookwurm666]

What did she do this time?

[WorldWalker128]

.......
I'm sincerely hoping that it was just her having sudden HEAT and "Meat Mare" is innuendo for her screwing half the town. If not, then wtf did she do this time?!

[vinyldash23]

I instantly thought of this
youtube.com/watch?v=IZAIrbonUcA

I cant figure out how to add a hyperlink, so just highlight it and put it into the search bar. I swear on god that it's not a Rickroll.

[Frankie2]

Meat Mare?
What?

[Bronzer]

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...Meat Mare.

[PonyDragon]

10092935
Go to this page and scroll down to paragraph "Links".

If it is a YouTube video you can alternatively scroll down to paragraph "Embeds".

(There are also buttons at the top of the text box you can use.)

[Coma Blitz]

Is the meat mare a critical role reference