Twilight Gives Way to Dawn

by Lawpony

Random End: What the Crap?!

"That's not fair! You cheated!", Twilight shouted across the table.

"What do you mean?", Rainbow was defensively leaning over the table.

"There wasn't anything saying you could use the elements of harmony!"

"Well, there wasn't a rule saying I couldn't! And I still say it wasn't fair that you used that, rocket-move-thingy to take over the changelings. I mean, if you wanna win the game, just take over a whole other country!"

"It didn't seem too hard to win when you kept bringing the same pony back to life to save the day!"

Fluttershy looked back and forth as the two argued.

Applejack jumped in. "Yeah, well at least you weren't eliminated right in the middle of the game. Am Ah Right, Flutters? Pinkie?"

Pinkie turned back towards the table from her desk in the corner. After pulling off her headphones she looked at the table. "You guys are still playing that game? Boooooring! I've spent the past hour on World of Warcraft, and some idiot by the name of Leroy Jenkins just blindly rushed in and got everypony killed!", she spun back around in her office chair and shoved her headphones back on. "Ima kill him if he does it again!"

"Oookaaay, but mah point's still clear...right?", Applejack grinned widely at the now quiet table.

"Sure thing Applejack, but we all know it was my epic skill with board games that won me that battle!", Rarity looked at her hoof.

"No, it was your lucky hand that won you that battle! Without that "plus five stamina power up", and "instant dexterity bonus if against an earth pony" cards, I woulda won!"

"Girls, girls! We don't need to fight over a silly game like this!" Twilight tried to calm them.

"Yeah, and it's my turn to be the alicorn princess tyrant! You made it sound FUN!", Rainbow squeaked from across the table.

"No! This is my role!"

"Uh...it says right here in the rules, ...winner claims antagonist role in next game..."

"But, I...fine," she handed her crown piece to Rainbow Dash.

"Yes! This is gonna be So. AWESOME!", she put the crown in front of her. "So, are we turning this into an all nighter?"

All of them sighed loudly in frustration.

"Okay, okay. We can play again tomorrow!"

"No Rainbow, these games are meant for playing when you're bored, or in our case, when the power goes out and you have no elec......tricity" Rarity paused. She then turned to Pinkie. "PINKIE!"

They all stared at her, as she continued to kill trolls, and those things in the game. Pinkie turned around slowly in her office chair. She took off her headphones slowly and placed them on the desk.

"Now...I can explain..."

"You were playing World of Warcraft this whole time? While we thought the power was out?!"

"Um...yes?"

"WE JUST WASTED AN HOUR OF OUR LIVES ON THIS GAME!", Rarity exploded.

"Heh, I didn't. I just won the most awesomest role ever! Mortal Princess!"

"Well, besides her," Rarity grunted.

"Oh...ya know what? There is something on the computer screen that requires my attention at the moment," she began to turn towards the screen.

"NO! Don't let her-"

"Pinkie Pie powers ACTIVATE!", she jumped through the computer screen.

"-break the fourth wall. Ugh!"

Right before the computer burst into flames, a voice could be heard over the headset. "What the?! Why's this pony jumping at my scre-AH!"

"Well. Isn't that just great! I suppose we should all just hit the hay. G'night girls," Twilight started heading upstairs, followed by Spike.

"Good night," they all replied in unison, then began to head out of Twilight's library.

After heading to bed, Twilight began to fall asleep quickly, as it had been a long day. When she had finally entered a somewhat restful sleep, she could hear Spike gagging in his bed.

"Spike, you better not-", a letter followed by green fire came out of the dark and smacked her in the face. "Oh."

She opened it after turning on a light and it read:

My dearest student, Twilight Sparkle.

I believe I have something of yours. A certain pink somepony just blasted through my sister's computer and began hiding in random places around her room. I assume you know more than I do, so please have her back.

Sincerely, Princess Celestia.

Twilight grunted. "Hurry! Writer a letter Spike!"

Spike jumped up and grabbed a quill and paper. "Ready."

"Dear Princess Celestia. I would like to request that you return Pinkie Pie to her home at Sugercube corner, because I have no more need of her here. Your student, Twilight Sparkle. You got that Spike?"

Spike nodded.

"Send it, and hurry!"

Spike sucked in air, ready to blow fire at the letter. But instead, he burped green fire right at Twilight's face, followed by Pinkie.

"Oof!", Twilight grunted as Pinkie hit her face.

"OOH! Are we having a slumber party? I love slumber parties! This one time, I had a slumber party with this stallion, and we-", Pinkie went on flapping her jaws as Twilight just rolled her eyes.

"Pinkie, we're not having a slumber party."

"Then why are we both standing in your room. Oh wait, is there only one bed in here?", Pinkie turned to Spike and pointed to the door. "Spike, you must leave. This is our alo-", she looked at Twilight as she began to wobble a little.

Twilight lost consciousness, and collapsed on the floor.

"Oh, okay, never mind. Good night Twilight!", Pinkie smiled then hopped onto Twilight's bed and turned out the lights.

Spike just climber back into bed. "You know what? Forget it, I don't even care anymore."

Author's Note:

NOTICE: This is a random end that is in no way true and has no real connection to the story. Also, anything that doesn't make sense in here was probably on purpose, seeing as it is purposefully random.

Also, I am going to go ahead and give a few facts about the story and its development.

Fact #1. Pineshield's name was based off of Thorin's nickname from the hobbit, Oakenshield. Pineshield, Oakenshield...yeah. I watched the hobbit right before creating his character.

Fact #2. Pineshield was not originally supposed to live after the battle in the tower in Los Pegasus, but something made me bring him back.

Fact #3. I am tired.

Fact #4. I did not originally have any clue where I was going with the story until after, if I remember correctly, chapter 3.

Fact #5. I originally planned to have Pinkie and Fluttershy found and/or rescued, but couldn't find anywhere to fit it in logically, and it would have just seemed like I was trying to "spare" the story of too much tragedy.

Fact #6. I was originally going to have Applejack rescued, but was lazy about it and suddenly realized I hadn't done it until I was already on the final stretch to the finale...so I just had her join the rest in the final rescue.

Fact #7.If anyone doesn't like the fact that I kept Celestia and Luna alive, well I couldn't think of a way to explain the sun and moon moving on their own, or Twilight actually keeping a regular day/night schedule if it was in her control.

Fact #8. I originally created Patch as an unknown character that wouldn't really be missed if I killed her off, but then remembered Pineshield and was like, "hmm...". But then I just killed her anyway cuz it wasn't dark enough to have EVERY character I introduce live somehow.

Well, thanks for staying with this story, and thanks for coming back to read this random piece o' poo...but come again when you want priceless entertainment. Priceless as in they wouldn't sell it for actual money in stores. That'd be a rip-off. (and illegal) <3

Comments

[Lawpony]

And another thing. I am really upset with myself the way I kept saying I would have an epic battle between Twilight and Rainbow, but in the end it just didn't seem logical to me. I mean, I didn't see a way I could have pulled off a battle between an all powerful Alicorn Queen that has already shown her power by blasting the ceiling off of a cave and mind controlling a bunch of manticores, and a Pegasus that had no abnormal powers outside of quick flight and some skill with weapons. In my opinion of a one on one, Alicorn>Pegasus. Kinda like the big epic battle everyone was expecting in halo 4 between Chief and the Didact...but then you just blow him up with a grenade at the last minute...yeah

Sorry, but logic won this round.

[xTSGx]

This is a random end that is in no way true...

>yfw it's now my headcanon for the entire story and there's nothing you can do about it

[Lawpony]

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lol

[The Yaoi Mistress]

Would you be mad or angry if I say that I like ithis ending? Because I find it fit in the whole

[Lawpony]

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I should have expected that the ending Pinkie's in would be the most canon one lol

But seriously though... if you like this one more, i don't care. Just as long as you know the other end is the true end when it comes to the sequel

[The Yaoi Mistress]

3124974 It's going to be a sequel!!?? WHEN!!!!!

[Lawpony]

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after the prequel...MUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

...it's going on right now btw!

It's the one labeled "Dawn of Darkness" over there to the right!

[Darksonickiller]

Great story bro.

[Lawpony]

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(is half asleep)

Tell it...again...?

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[Lawpony]

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Oh hey! Somebody is interested in my story after all this time? I haven't logged in in a while and just got an email that somebody commented on my story. Wasn't expecting that from a story from 2013 haha

So, aside from the awful formatting and some amateurish storytelling(I didn't know how to write back then lol) how are you liking it?