Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Dear Diary,
It's been a few weeks since I created my "totally not copying DC" version of the Legion of Doom and progress in getting them to work together hasn't gone as planned. Who knew that putting a bunch of villains together would cause so much chaos!
Though, I don't understand why they can't get along. They are the most perfectly dysfunctional family I've ever seen! So, how can they not work together? Cozy has been constantly drawing propaganda posters to impose unity with each other under her dictatorship; Tirek does nothing but lift shit to compensate for his medium sized stature; and Chrysie spends all day just talking to a purple dildo now ever since her other pink fluffball pet expired.
I mean, not even a song and dance number made them work together! And that always works! They even sung it so well. Why, you could hear all the windows they cracked thousands of miles away... Absolutely brilliant! I've heard better villain songs, though. I mean, here's a better song that one third of the Chaos Making Crusaders and her gryphon boyfriend cooked up with another guy named Baasik.
You’re welcome, readers!
I know what this needs! A random trial for my heroes villains to face that'll get them to put aside their differences and work together for the greater good evil. The best part is that it's just a wild goose chase! The bell doesn't actually exist, or else I am so screwed!
They just need to climb up Mt. Everhoof and battle this red pony at the top. Unfortunately, that old pony settled to wait near the "safety zone" of the mountain. Well, so much for making a video game reference... I even wanted to add these miscellaneous portals scattered throughout the mountain that will teleport you anywhere else on the mountain, but apparently, Ducktales stole that idea already. Planning aside, hijinks ensued in their trip together. Chaos approved. They tried splitting up the team only to fall apart because of it. My practical lesson worked wonders because, by nightfall, they were buddying up around a campfire learning about teamwork to accomplish their goals.
Hey! Maybe I should write this down in Twilight's lesson plans the next time I'm in charge of the school!
Please ignore the crossed out words above this sentence.
I didn't need to see what happened after that. They would get to the top of the mountain to find nothing there! Because if the bell was there, it wouldn't make much sense. How would a pony be able to climb up such a dangerous mountain and climb back down and live to tell the tale!?! Utter myth and nonsense! As if the bell was actually there.
Well, despite them getting a literal no-bell prize, they are at least working together, now. I may have gotten rusty with my mind manipulation skills over the seasons, but this episode clearly shows that I still got it!
This will definitely be Twilight's greatest challenge yet!
Signed,Grogar
Oh, who am I kidding? You all know who I am by now!
Yours chaotically,
Discord
Dear Chrysalis,
You know, if this whole plan doesn't work out, then I think you just might have a shot at stand-up comedy.
That Twilight bit was hilarious. Impressions seem to be your thing.
Do it again for us sometime.
Because, you know, that was pretty much the reason I gave you your magic back.
Sincerely,
Tirek
P.S. Let me know if you'd like some alone time with another type of wood I could introduce you to.
Alright, believe it or not, I actually have an excuse for all this time before an update.
The page where Mix has all of his content?
Yeah, I actually don't have that link on my new PC.
My bad.
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You know you could have PM me about.
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I'm not the brightest pony in town sometimes.
Dear Grogar
For you information, those three knuckleheads (especially the changeling and Scorpan's prick brother) are now working against you in order to use the bewitching bell, what kind of villain are you if YOU'RE OWN minions are conspired against his back?!
But doesn't matter, the deal is still in the table and turn them in a statue once they Failed, in order to create changeling mimics ability Hat-Bots for undercover mission for the organization
Signed
Lord Black Hat
P.s. I know that you are that clown of a chaos lord Discord, and the Rpg that you request is sensed to our delivery service in 5 episode away
Good to see a new chapter to this series.
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To the sellouts of S.M.I.L.E
Remember this and remember perfectly, I have agents EVERYWHERE even in the agency your already are, remember the K.N.D, that will be all you're next, but I don't worry about that, because Equestria days are already ending... but I not going to spoil when... only when THAT happens...
Black Hat
P.s. the letter you're intercept was part of my plan to know you're localization HAHA HAHA!
At this point I follow this story 50/50 for the letters and the choice memes.
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As luck would have it, that's also why we write them!
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To Furious Nickel
Are you challenge me?, very well, I play you're game, put you're most powerful satellite bean online and see who's have the faster trigger.
Black Hat
P.s. whatever creatures are in casualties involved, the balance is in my side, come on, flip that coin
Dear Chrysalis,
I send this letter to you in hopes that my Mistress Headmistress Empress Princess Twilight Sparkle does not find out about it. I have a request I would like to make of you, Your Majesty. I would like to personally invite you to my Lean-to behind her castle. Please come disguised as Mistress Headmistress Empress Princess Twilight Sparkle. You see, my Mistress Headmistress Empress Princess Twilight Sparkle has been busy as of late and I have not been able to service her for a while. If you grant me this boon, I will make it worth your while by physically feeding you all the love you could possibly ever need.
Signed Mistress Headmistress Empress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave that just needs to have a bug in his throat,
Neko Majin C.
"Okay, my Mistress Headmistress Empress Princess Twilight Sparkle, I finished the letter. Do you really think Chrysalis will fall for it, though?"
It should be fine. I doubt she could resist free love.
"When Rainbow Dash told you to go fuck yourself, you got this thoughtful look on your face, but I did not think you would go to such extremes."
Of course not, you are an idiot.
"Yes, my Mistress, of course I am. I just thought you knew a spell or something to duplicate yourself or you would use the mirror to go to the other world and have sex with the other you."
Just mail the letter, dumbass.
"Yes, Mistress. Right away, Mistress."
~KBO.