Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.
Dear Headmistress Twilight,
No, I'm not going to do a research report on which dragon has the biggest dick for your worthless cunt.
And don't even think about firing me for it. You don't want the whole school to riot on your stupid ass for firing the school's best teacher.
Signed,
Fluttershy
Dear Garble,
Fire from laughter is ten times stronger than regular fire?
Seems legit.
Head of Monsters Inc,
James P. Sullivan
Dear Dragon Lord Ember,
Ship confirmed! Appledash FTW!
Your shipping alicorn,
Princess Cadance
Dear Spike,
So, now that I'm apparently reformed and all, are you gonna return that awesome lava surfboard that you technically stole from me?
Your inspired poet,
Garble
Dear Garble,
Depends.
Are you going to take my blanket and egg-cozy sewing classes so the hatching grounds don't have to rely on your stand-up comedy routine next time?
Sincerely,
Spike
Dear Fluttershy,
I'm surprised you didn't try putting the eggs in some egg incubators and just walk a few kilometers. That always works when I'm trying to hatch my eggs!
Your friendly videogamer,
Button Mash
To Garble the young aspiring poet,
Come by my hut and I’ll pour you a glass of moët.
Your poetry while unique, is not so divine,
You may need some lessons in rhythm and rhyme.
So come and visit Ponyville for aid, just venture into the Everfree,
And find the hidden hut there and you will meet me.
Plus, you’ll have more time with Smolder, so no need to be depressed.
From a possible new friend, Zecora, the Rhyming Enchantress.
Dear Garble,
Don't ever let the hate stop you from being the real you. You have renewed yourself. You are reignited!
Lord of the Dragonflies,
Spyro
Dear Equestria,
So really, how many of you have asshole siblings?
Sincerely,
Smolder
Dear Smolder,
Yep, right here.
Sincerely,
Shining Armor, Fluttershy, Sweetie Belle, Marble Pie, Apple Bloom, Morning Roast, and Princess Luna
Page generated in 0.026 seconds
Total duration
647 users online
683,457 hits today, 2,020,241 yesterday
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
Remind me, who is Morning Roast?
Who is Morning Roast? Sounds like a coffee pony.
10539250
10539253
Moondancer's sister.
IRL, King John & Richard the Lionhearted were brothers.
10539348
Moondancer had a sister!?! Is that in the IDW like with Miss Cheerilee?
10539665
In the show too.
"That's the librarian. The book seller. My sister!"
My dearest Mistress Headmistress Empress Princess Twilight Sparkle,
You know that report Cunttershy would not do for you? Well, I took the initiative, and using the handy equations here:
I was able to measure all the dragon penises. I mean, I died horribly several times, and when they finally realized it was pointless to kill me, they just beat the hell out of me. But it was all worth it to make you slightly less pissed... until Former Dragon Lord Torch showed up. Him. His penis. It is bigger than your body. By leagues. However, if you want a dragon dick that will not explode you, there is this pink dragon that stands on his tail that seems pretty chill. Or he might be a girl, I do not know. Seems some of the dragons have cloacae instead of penises and vaginas. These dragons have really inconsistent genitalia. It is like some being created them with no concern for proper anatomy. It is like the dragons were endowed by their creators with whatever genitalia tickled their creator's fancy.
Signed your loyal slave and amateur dragon sexer,
Neko Majin C.
~KBO.