Rainbow Dash lives an exciting life and is swiftly becoming the most daring, awesome pegasus in all of Equestria. She would gladly give it all up, though, just to confess her love to Applejack.
“Big! Bitchin'! Bitch! Big! Bitchin'! Bitch! Big! Bitchin'! Bitch!”
When Rainbow Dash climbed the top of the metal lattice—which turned out to be the support structure of a massive elevator platform—she found herself staring out onto the hairy legs and legs and legs of an enormous crowd of Diamond Dogs all packed together in a brightly-lit room. The place acted as an auditorium of sorts, in the center of which stood a very familiar canine atop a very familiar mech. Waving a torch in his grasp, the canine leader in shades grinned, posing on the very edge of the B-Cubed.
He wasn't alone. Chained tightly to the top turret of the vehicle with his arms and legs spread was none other than—
“Iron Will...” Rainbow Dash gritted her teeth, murmuring in a hushed voice. “Not cool.”
“Actually, I think it's something of an improvement,” Lancie said with a smirk, peering his stone face over her shoulder. “It's all in the horns. They make half the ornament, really. Very 'country.'”
“Very lame,” Rainbow grunted. She craned her neck and looked out from all corners of the metal platform. “There's gotta be a way to crawl over to him.”
“You mean somewhere that isn't crawling with dog?”
“Shhhh! You're not helping.”
“What's to help? If I wanted to go on a suicide mission, I'd have tossed myself down the mouth of Tartarus and just left you to continue on with your life of doting on an apple-bucker and sobbing yourself to sleep at night.”
“I need to make a list...”
“Of what?”
“Of things to strangle you over once we get back from this mess.” Rainbow Dash slithered out from under the platform. “Here goes nothing.”
“Huh?! What are you up to, exactly?”
“Shhh!” Rainbow Dash shoved Lancie back into her saddlebag. “For once, I'm going to take advantage of how small and petite I am!” she hoarsely whispered.
“Mmmmf—You're small and petite?” Lancie sputtered back.
“Eh...” Rainbow shrugged. “Apparently.” Then, holding her breath, she crept out beneath the legs and knees of the standing, cheering Diamond Dogs. All around and above her, they roared as one, pumping their paws into the air while keeping their eyes locked on the glorious visage of Top Dog.
“Big! Bitchin'! Bitch! Big! Bitchin'! Bitch! Big! Bitchin'! Bitch!”
Top Dog waved a paw from where he stood on the turret above Iron Will's limp figure. He whistled shrilly, silencing the thick crowd of worshipping canines.
“Brothers!” He grinned wide in the torchlight that glittered off the machine beneath him. “Friends! Wagon chasers! Butt sniffers! Lend me your ears!”
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I am not here to bury Caesar.
Also, either you're writing this as you go, or this has to be the strangest coincidence I've seen so far.
And it's Marlon Brando out of left field.
What's next let find out :)
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Mad Max all up in here.
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I'm curious as to what strange coincidence you think there is...
4427848 I had just commented/complained that many authors put Dash as the shortest of the Mane 6 and there being no indication of it from the show (she appears to be about Applejack's size). When suddenly...
LampshadeHanging much?
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Oh. It happens a lot. You get used to it.
The only reason RD and AJ are the same size on MLP:FiM is money. If you notice, with very small exceptions, that all the foals are the same size and all the adults are the same size.
If Austraeoh had C-Squared and Appledashery has B-Cubed, is there, at some point, going to be an A-Tesseracted?
Hah! 100 chapters away from catching up! Here I come
For those following me, good luck. There's a lot of reading to do.
“Friends! Wagon chasers! Butt sniffers! Lend me your ears!” Am I the only one who immediately though of Ace Ventura: When Nature calls?
“Friends! Rodents! Quadrupeds! Lend me your rears!”
6907143 How about "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend me your ears." from The Bard's Julius Caesar which that is probably also referencing.
I can't not laugh when the word hoarse is used in pony dialogue.
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Hello from three years in the future!
That's an understatement. And they say you can't read two Skirts epics at the same time...
They're correct. I've fallen behind on Austraeoh while reading this and that makes me sad.