Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Dear Diary,
So today my parents come home out of the blue and decide they want to force me to move down to Destination Fucked.
How about fuck that?
Why can’t they just stay here and tame Ponyville’s most dangerous creature?
I am, of course, referring to Princess Twilight.
Dear Mom and Dad,
Look, I've already told my friends that you're some of 'those' ponies. So let me give it to you straight. I'm not going to move down to where the spiders are so big they have health bars, just because you think Equestria is going to get worse when there's a change of rulers.
So buzz off, both of you.
Sincerely,
Scootaloo
Dear Scootaloo,
Look sweetheart, trust us. When Twilight Sparkle takes over in Canterlot, this country is going to be fucked.
Probably figuratively and literally.
You don't want to be anywhere near Equestria in a few months.
But hey, if you want to take a very real chance of being part of that harlot's harem, knock yourself out.
Good luck,
Mom and Dad
THE FOAL FREE PRESS
PROTESTERS STORM CANTERLOT CASTLE
Canterlotan protesters surrounded and trespassed into Canterlot Castle when news first broke that Princess Twilight would be taking the place of Princesses Celestia and Luna on the throne.
"Keep that hopeless whore in Ponyville where she belongs!" Yelled Sassy Saddles as she crossed into the castle hallways with the crowd.
In addition to those who want to keep Celestia and Luna in town, there are widespread rumors of those who believe that Luna has been secretly plotting to return as Nightmare Moon again. These 'neo nightsie' cultists are ready to serve their eternal night princess upon her inevitable return.
Princess Luna has completely denied these rumors.
"Look, in a way, I've already sort of taken a millennium-long vacation. While my sister is planning on retiring and creating a sitcom titled 'Sunny in Fillydelphia', I'm going to continue dreamwalking from my 'Marelago' resort down south, while also frequently sending pamphlets out containing my thoughts and feedback on the next castle administration for all my loyal totally not-neo-nightsie followers to read and digest."
In this reporter's unbiased opinion, we here in Ponyville don't really care that a tree-shaped crystal castle popped out of the ground just a few years ago for her; get her the fuck out of town. It's time to take her back, Canterlot. That's where she came from in the first place.
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This is more perfect then it has any right to be
Kinky.
Saw a fic of them more or less taming Spoiled Rich like the bad parent hunters from Fairly Odd Parents. So there's always that.
MRW my sister retires us both without asking what I wanted first.
This Twilight being in charge does lead to the G5 situation much more organically.
My dearest Mistress Headmistress Empress Princess Twilight Sparkle,
What? Scootaloo has PARENTS!? I thought she was some sort of potato pony. That would explain why she cannot fly. Her wings are like potato eyes. Useless and ugly, they are edible, but you would still rather cut them out and throw them away than eat them. And not only parents, but casually lesbian aunts as well? Why did it take Scootaloo so long to be interesting? Well... vicariously interesting through somebody else. I cannot believe that after all these years, this town still finds a way to surprise me.
Signed your loyal slave and confused potato farmer,
Neko Majin C.
~KBO.
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This image sums up Scootaloo's aunts well.