Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
Sleepless in Ponyville
Dear Princess Celestia,
By the moon, why didn't you tell me Luna could enter into my dreams?!? For fuck's sake, I'm never gonna be able to look her in the eye again! Seriously, when you go this long without getting rutted, the mind does what it does, and that's no fucking business of hers!
Damnit...you know what? Fuck this. Fuck all of it, fuck Luna, and fuck you. Now where's the energy drinks, I'm never sleeping again. Pinkie has to have something that causes insomnia.
You soon-to-be sleep-deprived former student,
Twilight Sparkle
Dear Sweetie Belle,
Do you even lift?
Sincerely,
Rarity
Dear Princess Celestia,
Who's got my rusty horseshoe?
You?
...no?
Alright, I'll go ask that Pegasus filly who can't fly.
Sincerely,
The Olden Pony
Dearest Sister,
I do believe Twilight Sparkle's dreams are our key to finally breaking into the pornography industry. This is some seriously hardcore stuff. I'll get the camcorder.
Sincerely,
Luna
Alright, that is seriously it for today. I am officially out of steam.
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Glorious.
Especially loved that Rarity line.
oh Luna...
How the hay do you do it?!
I call BS! Where are you keeping the other fifty chapters?!
I shit a brick when I saw this update for a fourth time.
Four in a day? Someone broke into my stash.
Four updates in one day, to day was a good day.
Check up; on fimfiction, see that you posted and I
Jizzed in my pants.
Oh dear lord. Luna, you win all the awards.
Jeebus author, did your girlfriend screw your brains out last night, or something?
Keep up the good work!
DAMN brah! 4 chapters?
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They were all very amusing, but that last one was like a punchline to the face.
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My guess is he can do it because these chapters are incredibly short, and the content is already given, he just has to alter it. That being said, they're all awesome, not taking any credit away from the author
And on that note, I was a little disappointed that there was no Scootaloo in this chapter. Why no love for Scootaloo?
Luna, this is why you're my favorite princess.
And then my penis exploded.
and that is why luna is best princess (why no Dash or Scoots take on the chapter?)
Haha, awesome having four updates in a day.
And if you do too many more you will be officially out of episodes.
I mean there is what 9 months before new ones and you are at 3/6. That is 7 episodes left. Of course you could always spoof equestria girls.
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My first draft was the lyrics to 99 Buckets of Oats On the Wall.
It it's entirety.
Fortunately, I scrapped it.
Luna...
Why don't we have any luna smilies?
2138592 I was expecting this chapter to make me laugh.
It didn't.
Wow, that's 4 in one day.
Dear Miles.
You deserve a crowning moment of awesome. I would give you one but I don't know how to edit Tvtropes. keep up the good work
your faithful reader
Bookmark
four updates in one day? miles, have you been buying drugs from Pinkie again?
*claps* Wow good job and and other good job for makign 4!
*applauds*
This is hands down the best three lines in the entire fucking fic. You are amazing.
2138879 Shut up! I can stop whenever I want!
This is amazing, fucking great chapter .
This was a glorious chapter. Rarity's "Do you even lift?" was fantastic, and Luna's line was possibly even better.
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Today was hit and miss, in my opinion. This was done fairly well, although I wouldve rather seen Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo's take than the Olden Pony and Rarity's. Too Many Pinkie Pie's was also good.
Your other two... Were insulting. Pinkie Pie I can understand being crazy, but Applejack!? Really? At some point you alter characters too far. Pinkie Pie IS crazy, and Twilight Sparkle being crazy is the basis of the story, but you can't change EVERYone else. Then it just gets degrading (after too long).
XD XD at Luna's message.
2139022 What if I don't find its "charm" to be funny anymore? I'm not even sure what I could be missing here. It's just not that funny for me anymore, simple as that. Over 50 chapters later and I'm worn out by its "charm", so why is everyone missing the point of what I'm trying to say?
Methinks someone is in a hurry to get to the Season 3 finale.
Don't rush it bro!
Lol good shit
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2139277 I'm pretty sure she can juggle roosters, dude.
I'll get the camcorder LOL XDDDDDD
2138715 Still would've read it [sarcasm] because I never know what comes next. /sarcasm
2138662sorry, kill cadence shag Luna acquire crown.
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2139578 I believe what you meant was
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Hey Luna, send me a copy of Twilight's dreams when you're done. Thanks.
...I did not understand Rarity's line.
Twilight's bit fit, but I would have liked to see Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo's take as well...if only to have the heart warming side of bitchery (is that even possible?)
Luna's line, however, broke me.
2140019 i think its about how Sweetie belle carried all her lugashe on the camping trip... did you see that packing?
So much new chapters!
And yes, Luna take camcorder.
So many updates
2140574 It was also easier when Twilight made an appearance in every episode. She didn't appear in One Bad Apple, so I had to do what I could.
Holy Toledo Batman, four updates in one day! That's a new record!