Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
THE FOAL FREE PRESS
PRINCESS TWILIGHT BUYS TROTTER
News broke today that Princess Twilight Sparkle has purchased Ponyville's largest newspaper, the Daily Trotter, for what she claims is "a flank-load of bits".
Frequently critical of the Princess' mannerisms and controversies throughout town, the Daily Trotter has been a staple of local journalism for years, and many are wondering if this buyout will inevitably be the publication's death knell.
"You all have until Thursday to opt-in to Trotter 2.0. Free speech and news to the hardcore extreme," Twilight said in a meeting of gathered Trotter reporters earlier this week.
The Foal Free Press has had Featherweight staked out in the bushes next to their offices; at last check-in, about 75% of the reporters have walked out.
If this is any indication of how fast Princess Twilight can tank a company, we at the Foal Free Press can only hope she buys Ticketmare next.
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Twitter will always be a shithole no matter who runs it.
Are you going to do something similar for G5 after this story is over?
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Assuming this one ever gets finished, not sure. Jury is still out on that. Waiting for Mix to not be so busy with uni to continue on through G4. If I continue alone, I'm afraid quality may take a hit.
Considering the shitshow the Twitter acquisition has been, from the sales negotiations to Musk's decisions thus far, you really only scratched the surface with this chapter.
I know this parody refers to The Daily Trotter as a newspaper, but I shuddered at the notion of Twitter having become a news source over the years.
To be honest with you, I think Mudbriar would make a more convincing Mark Zuckerberg that an Elon Musk.
Twitter now has a view limit and you need a account to view anything in the first place.