Ever been bested by a sickeningly sweet pony, specifically one who wields the Elements of Harmony? Are you just tired of love and hope and kindness filling your world? I know I am. Come to the next meeting of Villains Anonymous, where no unjust deed of cruelty goes unrewarded. Discuss your beliefs of disaster and anarchy with your like-minded colleagues, speak of plans for your next big scheme for world domination, or just be a stuck-up jerk. Here at Villains Anonymous, all evil is welcome.

-Discord, The Spirit of Disharmony

P.S., Chrysalis, it's your turn to bring snacks.

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Updated 11/11/12

Seeing as how some of you want me to write more, I'll get on it soon.

For the first time in over a year, Princess Flurry Heart is left alone, creating the perfect opportunity for any ol' villain to come and take her away.

Those poor bastards.

After thousands of years inside a pocket dimension, the Crystal Empire returned to the Frozen North. Mere moments after a purchase at comic con, a man was sent to a magical world of mythical creatures as Skeletor. After a short amount of time, the Displaced Skeletor stumbled his way towards the Empire. What happened next? Well, only time would tell.

(I don’t own squat except for the story.)
(Not part of the Displaced multiverse.)
(It is HIE Costume)
(We've got Fan art!)

Their secret affair was always forbidden, yet at the same time, they were meant to be. Such a horrible paradox. This is the story of the beginning and the end of Princess Celestia's tragically perfect love life.

Comic spoilers btw
also don't ask how this happened 'cause i have no idea

History is a funny thing--so easily twisted to fit the one pony's opinion, and then that opinion can become widespread, now viewed as unchangeable fact.
The Crystal Empire is one prime example of that. It is very different from what everypony thinks to this day...

(Part of the Eponaverse)

Inspired by the Symphonic Metal Opera by L-Train

Many thanks to my (very patient ) proofreader, The Sound of Loneliness!

Sombra loves the night. It's calm and peaceful, and helps him relax from the stress of the day. He knows that somepony out there controls it, and wishes he could find him or them and thank her, but he dares not leave the empire to it's own devices.

Written for Ice Star because he dared me to.

Silverstream hears about the Ghostbusters NES game, particularly its long flight of stairs, and tries playing it. Will she love the stairs or will the gameplay get too annoying for her? And then, the only other character who loves stairs joins in!

Credit to Angry Video Game Nerd for reviewing the game and making me aware of it. (Warning to anyone who has not seen his videos: They contain coarse language, unlike this story)

Set in an alternate universe with a few differences, most notably the movies and games we know in real life exist there, and that the Crystal Heart purified Sombra instead of destroying him and he is now living in Ponyville.

It's been 500 years since the villainous forces of Equestria teamed up and conquered all of Equestria for themselves, separating territory amongst themselves. Luna, who had barely survived the onslaught, decided to live a quiet life in a land far away from Equestria. But one day an old friend shows up to ask a favour of her.
Inspired by the Old Man Logan comic written by Mark Millar. I must admit, this is darker than the stuff I usually write but I can assure you it ain't going to be that dark. Special thanks to Darkiplier1383 for giving me the idea. Cover art is merely the Sad Luna pic by Aespurus but with the colours changed and Discord and Tirek pasted on it. No idea who made the pic of Discord riding a Death Star though.

Also, special thanks to The Force and DmitriTheWriter for helping me edit this story. Gotta make it the best it could possibly be, you know.

Now has a TvTropes page:

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/OldMareLuna

Troubleshoes Clyde don't ask for much from Hearth's Warming. He don't need no gifts, no festive meal, not even a group of friends to share stories with. No, he's always been happier all by his lonesome anyways.

All he's ever wanted for Hearth's Warming is a nice warm house to spend it in. And this year is the first year he might not have a house at all.

Lucky for him, he's got a whole year to build himself a brand new one.

This was written for Vivid Syntax as a part of the Jinglemas 2019 story exchange.

Cover Art by SourSpot

Aphid is a changeling, stuck in a cage in a circus sideshow. Azure Blue is a colt from the Crystal Empire, the heir of a wealthy family... and looking to make a purchase.

There are some things money can't buy. A changeling's freedom should be one of them...

Cover Art Provided By Pen Mightier.