After Twilight Sparkle discovers a new book of pick-up-lines, she wants to bring her friends closer by complimenting them with cheesy lines.

And it does more than bring them closer...

Something landed on the surface of Mars on August Sixth, 2012. At the time, Twilight Sparkle happened to be staring up into the sky, and a metallic glint caught her eye.

What choice did she have but to visit it? Perhaps taking her friends along for the ride was a bad idea, though. Letting Dash near the salt certainly was.

Authors Note: I have absolutely no idea what came over me. I am so sorry. This was a monumental event and this is the best I can come up with to commemorate it?

Like Reservoir Dogs. Only 20% cooler.

A parody of Quentin Tarantino's classic movie Reservoir Dogs, Reservoir Ponies is the story of six mares united for one job; to pull off a daring gem heist in the middle of Ponyville! Things don't go as planned, however, and one question remains; who is to blame?

Please note, this is a blatant parody. While it closely apes the events and sometimes the dialogue of the source material, the excessive violence and language has been removed to make it enjoyable for all.

Coat and Arms are two pegasi brothers that come from a family tradition of serving in Canterlot's Royal Guard. Just their luck, they were picked for the first watch as personal bodyguards for Princess Celestia herself. Can Coat and Arms make it through their first day without making total mules out of themselves or will they be banished to the moon before they even make it to their post?

Special Thinks to Bronypower for posting on Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k98jirdZmcs&feature=plcp&context=C49320d2VDvjVQa1PpcFOWt-XCj7pwidxn4QyhABQLhfVbr-wiLKY%3D

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Matilda and Cranky Doodle Donkey are recruited as Princess Celestia's personal assassins.

Twilight Sparkle knows better than anypony that an exam is serious business, particularly when the exam in question a final exam. Particularly-er when that final exam determines whether she graduates from the Canterlot School For Gifted Unicorns. But exams aren't always fun. Or normal. Or non-homicidal.

Note: the AI character's voice is funniest when read in this voice from Portal 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85j3S4agycA

What are the chances your favorite pony was secretly a changeling all along?

Yeah, probably about one in one.

After a mishap with a falling star, Princess Luna crashes into Ponyville, only to be saved by Big Macintosh. Overly grateful, Luna calls upon an ancient contract which binds her to the draft pony as his personal servant. Can Big Macintosh co-exist with an overzealous moon goddess, her creepy assistant, and an army of evil looking guards long enough for Twilight to find a loophole to get him out of the pact?

Featured on 9/5/2012

Princess Luna has only just arrived from her thousand year sentence in the moon, and she is new to all forms of technology.

But such a thing as a shower could never best the princess of the Night.... Or could it?

Cover art by JohnJoseco

A single changeling is blamed for making Chrysalis' plan to take over Equestria fail. He's banished and thrown out of the hive, ending up somewhere far away.

Luckily, he ends up not too far from a certain well-known village, where he can feed to his heart's content.

Needless to say, not everything goes according to plan.

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Now with a French version, courtesy of Wansdich, here.
Fanart! Check it out here. And even more here!
Now in ereader-friendly PDF version, by Starflower Hooves! You can view and download it here.
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