With the hurricane of Pinkie Pies fresh in her memory, Twilight Sparkle only sees a thirty-three percent chance that Rainbow Dash's demand to meet at the Mirror Pool will end in any positive way. But a debt must be repaid, and Rainbow Dash needs her help...

Proofreading done by the one and only Noble Thought.

One hundred percent approved by Twilight's Library.

This is a joke fic about bad fanfics with self insert black and red OC alicorns. The poor writing is intentional. The first person narration is intentional. All the things that make a bad fanfic bad is intentional.

Now that is out of the way, onto the actual description. Mary Sue and her brother, Gary Stu, are suddenly taken to Equestria after their mom tells them to do homework. We all know how this song and dance goes.

After the defeat of Starlight Glimmer, Rainbow Dash comes to a startling conclusion about the villains they fight.

With thanks to JCatt and Lord of Dorkness with their help pre-reading.

Twilight has been to the human world and met her counterpart there. Something about the encounter is bothering her, though. More specifically, something about the other Twilight.

With the help of her friends, Twilight does a bit of soul-searching and arrives at a conclusion that she may not like.

(Possible Friendship Games spoilers)

Twilight Sparkle is facing a crisis greater than Tirek, the Changelings, and King Sombra combined.

She's read every single book in existence.

So it is that she has nothing new to read.

She does not take it well.

Pre-read by The Albinocorn and MythrilMoth.

Review by Gear Tech the Living Robot

Dramatic reading by DRWolf
Reading by Wing T. Spears

Twilight finds a flea on her fur.

Her friends don't take it well.

You forgot your bracelet at my place when you came for your visit. So I came back to Ponyville to return it to you.

And, by the way, Twi—why did you cry?

Written for the Twidash Army's second contest.

Thanks to my prereaders: Invisible Pink Unicorn and He Who Wishes To Remain Unnamed

She asked me over to her house today, told me she needed to talk to me. Of course, being the awesome marefriend that I am, I rushed right over to see what she needed. But no matter what I did, I never would have been prepared for what she told me. My marefriend... Twilight told me she was getting married in a couple months.

And it's not to me.

Mac and Dash end up having drinks with a couple they meet in Manehattan. The couple makes some assumptions they shouldn't have about Dash, and she gets her feathers ruffled.

Applejack gets put in an awkward spot when Twilight asks if she can spend the day staring at her butt.

Proofread by: Majora