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Pinkie Permanently shattered the forth wall in every show ever?143 words
there was a sequel96 words
the Mane 6 ran Planet Express?258 words
60s spiderman fought tirek who had teamed up with elvis presley to steal George washingtons' left shoe which was in a museum in canterlot for some reason?163 words
Luna and Cadance got drunk together?205 words
instead of whatever his plan was, Sombra assaulted Canterlot with an army of undead unicorns, riding into the fray?73 words
the Storm King’s invasion was stopped because Luigi appeared and did absolutely nothing?259 words
the world of Avatar existed in Equestria? i.e. earth ponies (earth tribe), kirin (fire tribe), pegasi (air tribe), sea ponies (water tribe), bat ponies (shadow tribe), unicorns (spirit tribe), crystal ponies (love tribe), etc. And the Avatar is always a f413 words
a cat sat in a chair?268 words
somepony uses ketchup on sushi?62 words
Ronald Reagan, the 40th President of the United States of America broke into Pinkie Pie's house to steal her funions?129 words
Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash fought over who could plan the best idea to break into Fluttershy's cottage and steal all of her animals, including Angel bunny, and when Fluttershy finds out about this she pulls a shed.mov and kills them both. No blood r340 words
Pinkie's eyebrow stopped and repaired a few satellites while it was in orbit?217 words
Pinkie stole Celano's pirate ship, only to get attacked by Mickey Mouse (from Steamboat Willie, no relations with Disney) in an effort to turn Pinkie into a musical instrument as they get crossed-attacked by marines from the Grand Line and Cutler Bec146 words
Pinkies eyebrow was Batpony?137 words
something something Sweetie Giraffe for Starfire111110?155 words
Joker gave Pinkie scars like his own, by making her eat a sharp hamburger?27 words
Pinkie's eyebrow went and got a Subway footlong?174 words
Twilight ate all of Rainbow Dash's McDonald's fries?122 words
Spike invented Bounty paper towels?89 words
TWO prompts were used in this chapter?99 words
Blueblood married King Sombra?253 words
kirins burned down Canterlot in celebration of Chineighs New Year? and part of the Kirin's New Year celebration involves shooting fireworks at each other?156 words
Robo CelestikirenraliCORNgoat?178 words
Luna found a nacho cheese fountain and claimed it was the fountain of youth (while drunk with chrysalis)?68 words
RainbOwO Dash used her powers of cringe to resurrect the Shadowobolts?143 words
applejack stayed with her aunt and uncle orange and become, Orangejack, a spoiled brat that speaks sophisticated, wears elaborate outfit with tons of makeup and her mane styled into a large beehive shape161 words
Big Mac filled the Ponyville reservoir with pop rocks and cola and it wasn't the first time?212 words
the Nacho Cheese made you very smol?83 words
Pinkie managed to turn the cosmos to cupcake frosting but it was pickle flavored?223 words
Nacho Cheese that makes you small was especially effective on a particular character known for being tall? And what ever is in the next chapter of What If became canon?504 words
Prince Blueblood was actually Robot Prince Blueblood?521 words
Celestia kept an infinite supply of Blueblood bot backups and Rarity can never actually be rid of him?148 words
Spike became a mole for Rarity in the BlueBot operation?205 words
Bluebots were secretly plotting against Twilight and Rarity too?71 words
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one of the Bluebots was a mole?80 words
Equestria literally fell?36 words
Shining Armor found the Holy Hand Grenade?117 words
the Elements of Harmony were actually the Elements of Harm Only?283 words
Apple Family went to Applebee's?262 words
Twilight Sparkle was too school for cool?43 words
Celestia and Luna lived in a warehouse?184 words
that mare allowed ponies to temporarily store things within her warehouse form every full moon at a small fee so to make some extra money?266 words
the CMC tried to get their cutie marks in minor evil?189 words
[REDACTED]?133 words
Fluttershy the prussian spy?69 words
Fluttershy suddenly discovered that her Prussian blue paint is actually made of a toxic cyanide salt?87 words
in season 9 of the ending of the end of the final battle, that cozy glow betray the legin of doom and help the mane 6, spike and all the equestria's creatures to stop queen chrysalis, lord tirek and destroy the bell to bring back celestia, luna and d592 words
following her..."reformation"...Cozy Glow was introduced to Sweetie Giraffe? And somehow wasn't immediately incinerated? (and Cheesy Giraffe had the power of osmosis?)156 words
it rained potato soup for three week straight. (and when Rarity is brought back to life, she starts busting out dance moves?)102 words

Fluttershy suddenly discovered that her Prussian blue paint is actually made of a toxic cyanide salt?

Author's Note:

The Spy of the Tiger is rapidly approaching your location.

"H-how was I supposed to know that Prussian Blue is made of a toxic cyanide salt? I'm not a chemist, I take care of animals!"

Fluttershy and Twilight stared at Rarity's unmoving body.

Twilight lit her horn. "Well, I think we both know what we must do now. We must--"

"Respectfully bury her and tell her friends and family of the incident before turning me in to the proper authorities on the accusation of murder?"

"What? Psh, no, don't you know when it's necromancy time, Fluttershy?"

"What."

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