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Slendermare


Call me Slendy, or Slendermare. I really don't care.

May
20th
2014

I Have No Idea What I Am Doing · 3:30am May 20th, 2014

Dates. I grasp the concept of it, but I have no idea what I should do. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING!
Help? :fluttercry:

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May
20th
2014

Laughed so bucking hard · 2:50am May 20th, 2014

Seriously, this is so inaccurate. Take a look. :rainbowlaugh:

Aw man.

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May
20th
2014

Really Life? REALLY!? · 12:45am May 20th, 2014

Ok, so guess who's sick.
Me.
Guess who's chances of getting her tonsils removed tripled.
Me.
Guess who missed going to Wendy's because she was sick and gave into the foul clutches of sleep.
Me.
Also, after I woke up and was feeling better, they made me go to the park. Where I sneezed at least once a minute, and was scratchy, all because of Spring. Well, I was already pissed so I had nothing to lose when I fell to my knees, shok my fists to the heavens, and screamed,

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May
19th
2014

2 AM Rant · 7:19am May 19th, 2014

Well, I admit I like Branden. Umm, yay? Well, he doesn't know I like him. I will tell him on Friday, when we go to McDonalds. I'm not sure if I'm more worried about him liking me back, or if he says no. If he says no, I'll live..
Probably heartbroken, but living.
If he agrees, then we might become a couple. And if we're a couple, we might start kissing.
ITS TOO GIRLY!!!
Also, we'd never hear the end of it, considering we make it through the summer.

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May
19th
2014

READ THIS! · 2:47am May 19th, 2014

Hey, this is a story written by a friend of mine. I think some of you would like it. It's kinda like a monologuey one-shot. It tells not much backstory, and thats a part that makes it awesome. So, give it a read, like it, hand over a star, and hit that follow button, because here it is!

Do Not Move; By Shatterwing Shadowslayer

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May
19th
2014

Tonsils · 12:12am May 19th, 2014

Yes, tonsils. Those things in your throat that most don't know have a purpose. That purpose is to prevent infection and other shit like that.
Well, guess who may have to get them taken out? If you guessed me, then yes. It's not definite, but due to issues lately, my moms gonna check with a doctor to see if it's necessary. With my luck, it probably will be.
Well, lets hope I don't need them removed, because I'm quite attached to them. :trollestia: See what I did there? :rainbowlaugh:

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May
18th
2014

Whats up with me · 4:54pm May 18th, 2014

Well, school gets out in 4 days, my birthday in 8 days, and...
I'm goin to McDonalds on Friday with Branden. AS FRIENDS! :rainbowlaugh: Yay! Friendship that will hopefully end in something different that isn't enemies! :pinkiehappy:

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May
17th
2014

That Cursed Number · 4:18pm May 17th, 2014

63 is a cursed number, or it's just a horrible virus. I RULE 63'd MY OC'S!
May Celestia help you all... And not all of them, just a few.

Name: Arsonya
Age: 14
Race: Pegasus
Gender: FeMale
Mane/Tail: Spiky, red, yellow streaks.
Coat: Light orange
Eyes: fiery orange
Accessories: none
Cutie Mark: a black book with a ghost on it.

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May
15th
2014

What's This? · 8:37pm May 15th, 2014

Hey proxies, hows your day? Or 5 AM morning to the Australians. I'm good, but there is one thing...
MY FRIEND WASN'T THERE! WHY WAS HE GONE!? IS HE DEAD!? DID HE MOVE!? DID HE-
Slendy, take a chill pill, I'm sure that theres a logical expla-
BUT HE WASN'T THERE AT ALL!
Hmm, which friend is this again?
Branden, but why do you ask, subconscious?
Well, did you consider that you may, 'Like' him?
Well, yeah, he's my friend.

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May
15th
2014

NopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopeEENOPE! · 2:14am May 15th, 2014

I let my sister take over the cupcakes.
She decided to 'Prank' me by adding paprika, lemon juice, soap, and other things I didn't wish to question. She said it was all in good fun, and I somewhat forgave her.
But now I feel like utter shit.

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