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Slendermare


Call me Slendy, or Slendermare. I really don't care.

May
24th
2014

H-H-How!? · 4:22am May 24th, 2014

Guys, I just read 23 chapters of Daughter of Discord.
In 2 hours flat, due to cleaning. Can someone explain my talent of speed reading? And why I''m suddenly wishing for the author to continue shipping Screwball and Mothball in a spinoff?
Wait, back on topic.
Ok, heres the thing. Each chapter was around 3000 words, except for chapter 21, which was over 7000.
Totally must read. Along with unexpected, which I hope to have finished by tomorrow.

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May
23rd
2014

Run! · 4:05pm May 23rd, 2014

Run guys, my mom is BEYOND pissed at my doctor. Why? Well, let me tell you.
Ok, so I get whether tonsillitis, strep, or a really sore throat once a week, at the least. My mom wants my tonsils removed.
My doctor says that there is nothing wrong with me.

To say the least, she's upset. To say the most, I wouldn't be surprised if she orders a catapult off eBay.

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May
22nd
2014

Funny comic · 10:37pm May 22nd, 2014


Enjoy!

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May
22nd
2014

Flynn the Banana Spider · 6:44pm May 22nd, 2014

This blog post has nothing to do with Banana Spiders or the name Flynn.
Today was the last day of school. Until August. Also, tomorrow I go to McDonalds with Branden, and later that day I go to the doctors office to see if I need to get my tonsils removed. I hope they let me use the I-Pad in the hospital if I need to get them out. Theres a 60% chance I will, seeing how I constantly get soar throats and Tonsillitis. Oh well, at least I'll get strawberry ice cream. :derpytongue2:

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May
22nd
2014

Follow dis guy · 3:02am May 22nd, 2014

All of my followers! Or Proxies! Or whatever I feel like calling you! All of you Whatevers need to follow Shatterwing Shadowslayer, because he's awesome. He wrote a story. Go and read this story. This one, the one with this link. It's called, Do Not Move
Spread the word!

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May
22nd
2014

Clop · 2:45am May 22nd, 2014

Yeah, I don't know how I got myself into this... Ditzy and The Doctor, yep...
Help? :fluttercry:

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May
22nd
2014

FML · 2:21am May 22nd, 2014

#8 · 47m, 55s ago · · · Stiggerzz Stiggerzz
>> Stiggerzz Not happening. Ok, if you can get me 8 followers by 5/26, I will write... A DerpyxDoctor clop fic. They all have to be from YOU, and if they follow me, make sure they comment that it was because of you on my user page.
You'll fail.

Guess who's got 104 followers? :ajbemused:
Well, guess who has gets to write dirty clop?
Fuck My Life. :rainbowlaugh:
I really need to pay attention to who I challenge...

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May
22nd
2014

92 · 1:22am May 22nd, 2014

Wow, 92 followers. Almost 100. Umm, woo-hoo? So, I wanted to do something, but I'm not sure what. :derpytongue2:
Any ideas?

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May
21st
2014

Chair · 3:42am May 21st, 2014

Well, my friend is spending the night tonight and tomorrow, and she gets the floor. That leaves me with the chair. Oh well, good thing I like it. :pinkiehappy: Also, I found a new Slendermare story. :rainbowlaugh:
I'm so famous. :trollestia:

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May
20th
2014

Shipping · 9:16pm May 20th, 2014

My friend is shipping me.
Yeah, at lunch she was annoying him to ask me out, and kept pushing me closer. :rainbowlaugh: At the end, when she gave up and tried pushing our faces together, she said, "Now KISS!"
Dafuq? :rainbowlaugh: She has a bit of a shipping issue, I think...

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