Well, the Slendermane fic is a little longer than I thought it'd be. Probably going to top at four or five chapters. However, I couldn't resist adding more world building. So, with that in mind, I've already begun focusing on my next fic.

And by god, I've never been excited to write a fic. Ya know why? Cus guess who stars in the next one?!

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Now with over two thousand new lines, a bunch of grammatical fixes, polishing, and 100% more Captain Jack Black Harness!

IT'S THE MOST RETARDED STORY EVER WRITTEN: THE DOCTOR GETS WASSSTTTEEEEED!

I try to retire, I try to find something else to do, but I keep thinking of new shit for my stories and can't resist the urge to write. Fuckidyfuckidyfuck. So... guess I'll be coming out of retirement :/.

Mah Plans

- Heavily Edit and Finish Nightmare Before Nightmare Night Sequel by Christmas. So far, I'm satisfied with the story, but it does need a little bit of quality control.

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I might as well start from the beginning for any of this to make sense. Now, I suppose most of you have played the Mass Effect series? Yes? Well... I want to let you in on a little secret: it was all my idea, and it was based on true events. How? Well, read on...

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Well, folks. I don't really want to make a big deal out of this, but I'll be quite frank: I don't have the enthusiasm for writing like I used. I don't know what it is, but for some reason I can never seem to finish any of my stories.. I guess I just lose enthusiasm for a project once any grand idea, so epic and awesome, is finally comitted to, it will be is slowly dragged down by the fact that in the end, your 'grand story' is just words on a piece of paper, and forever limited by that. Or

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Joiiiiin us.... in this fun little interactive fanfic. It's somewhat based off that war-map thing I posted.

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Yeah, don't get your hopes up, it's not really a 'game game', though it's still a game. I've done online turn-based strat games before, and I think they're kind of fun. Basically, five or six players take turns moving armies around a grid and maintaining their nations. Well... take a look at this.

http://www.speakingimage.org/images/equestria-world-map

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Honest, brutal opinions bout' my singing, please :).

Well I was walkin’ down the street,
To grab a bite to eat,
And saw this pretty little thing watchin’ me.

She said I never seen a mare,
Who ever looked so fine and rare,
Could you use a little company?

At first she treated me alright,
She made my evening nice,
Then she pulled out a dagger just for me,

But on that freak night she learned,
That Death can’t die,

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Hi friends. It's 3 AM and I just finished dicking around all day with Audacity and finishing up Chapter III. This is when the ball really gets rolling with Twilight's plot. And at the same time, Rainbow will be setting out on her own adventure. Expect a song sometime soon.

Editors, feel free to look at it and post any mistakes you see.

When I said I was going all out with this story, I god damn meant it. I'm a decent singer, and I've just discovered a way to remove vocals from songs using Audacity. As well as use it to make my crappy microphone somewhat decent :). Guess what this means? No promises, as I could just be getting cocky, but we'll see when I post the first song for review on this blog. Gracias. If I can get my girlfriend to sing, maybe we could even do some of the old Nightmare Before Nightmare Night songs, too!