Low Profile
"Twilight, you around?" Church asked as he opened the door.
"No, she went over to Rainbow Dash's place to talk to her." Spike replied as he sorted through the shelves.
"She left you alone?"
"Well, not completely." Spike said in a strained voice, motioning his head back to the table where the Necronomicon was set upright.
"Hello ghostie." The Necronomicon greeted happily.
"Hey asshole." Church nodded.
"Hey now, how was I supposed to know that those other guys would get revived?"
"I don't know, but there's really nobody else to blame."
"Classy." The Necronomicon huffed.
Tex slowly entered the library and looked around at the shelves that were lined with books. She then looked at the table and saw the Necronomicon, but thought that it was simply just another book. She began to walk towards the kitchen, passing the table and the Necronomicon.
"Hey babe, how's it going?" The Necronomicon asked.
"I can already tell by the sound of your voice that I'm going to hate you." Tex said without turning to look at him.
"Ouch." The Necronomicon muttered. "Is it that time of the month for her?"
"It's always that time of the month for her." Church said quickly. He quickly ducked, allowing a book that Tex had thrown to soar over his head. "But you get used to it."
"I highly doubt that..." The Necronomicon sighed. "Though I suppose as long as she doesn't throw me I should get along fine."
"I wouldn't hold your breath."
"I couldn't even if I wanted to."
"Good point." Church said, watching Tex as she looked into the kitchen.
Tex noted the brightly colored, wooden pantries and let out a rough sigh.
"What's wrong with her?" Spike asked, before instinctively ducking, thinking that Tex was going to throw a book at him as well.
"She's not a fan of the bright colors." Church said quietly.
"Oh." Spike grunted. "Well I don't think she's going to like the rest of this place very much."
"Probably not." Church agreed.
"I'm going for a walk." Tex grunted, walking past Church and out the door.
Spike and the Necronomicon looked at each other, before turning back to Church.
"You're going to let her out?" Spike asked.
"You think I should have stood in her way?" Church asked with a forced laugh. Spike looked away and shook his head. "Didn't think so."
"Are you going to go with her?"
"Nah, I'll let her get her own bearings. Plus it's not like she's one to accept help."
"Think she'll hurt anyone?"
"Probably not. from what I've seen there aren't too many ponies in this place that would openly belittle her."
"That's true. There aren't really any mean ponies that I've seen. They'll probably greet her warmly." Spike said. He went back up to the shelves and started to sort through the books again.
"Why are you re-shelving anyway? I thought everything was already in order."
"Yeah the book titles were, but now we're sorting the book by author, and then once it's sorted like that we alphabetize the books based on that author."
"That... seems unnecessary." Church said, walking up to the shelf.
"Yeah, Twilight just likes the order up a little." Spike said, before looking over to Church. "So will you help?"
"Sure, I guess." Church said quietly.
"Don't forget to leave room for me." The Necronomicon chuckled.
"I would have thought you wouldn't want to be on a bookshelf."
"Yeah, well, maybe I'm just trying to get in good with one of the Daring Do books..."
"You're joking, right?"
"Hey, don't judge me, and I won't judge you ghostie."
"You're not joking..." Church sighed, rubbing his face with one of his hooves.
"What can I say? She is a fine looking book. And she turns me from a dusty, leather cover to a hardcover, if you catch my meaning."
"Dear fucking lord. Now you're a mix of Andy and Tucker..."
"Oh yeah? Well... go back to shelving." The Necronomicon said quietly.
The three fell into a silence as Spike and Church worked on sorting through the books. An hour later and took a break and sat down at the table.
"How much do you think we've done?" Church asked.
"Probably about half. Maybe a third." Spike said quietly. "She has a lot of books."
"Oh really?" Church asked sarcastically. "So do you know why Twilight went to Rainbow Dash's place?"
"I think it had something to do with Rainbow Dash and Tucker not grabbing their schedules for work."
"Do you think they'll get fired?"
"Probably not. I think they just sent in some replacements to clear Ponyville's skies."
"Well that's good, I guess." Church muttered. "I wonder who they sent?"
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"God this place is fucking girly." Tex muttered as she passed an aquamarine pony talking to a yellow pony with a purple and pink mane.
"Hello." One of the ponies said pleasantly, turning her attention to Tex.
"Hi." Tex said hesitantly.
"What's your name?" The other pony said warmly, sensing that she was uncomfortable.
"Tex."
"Well it is nice to meet you Tex." The aquamarine pony said, sticking out her hoof. "My name is Lyra."
"And I am Bon-Bon." The other pony said sweetly as Tex shook Lyra's hoof reluctantly. "Are you from around here?"
"Not really, why?"
"Well..." Bon-Bon coughed. "It appears that you are lacking a cutie mark, and we were wondering why."
"Oh, right." Tex said, looking at her flank, then looking at theirs. "I guess that does sort of make me stick out, huh."
"A bit." Lyra said admittedly. "But don't worry, I don't think anypony will really care. So if you're not from around here, where are you from?"
"Not really anywhere in particular." Tex shrugged.
"What do you mean?"
"I kind of came from that forest." Tex said, nodding behind them.
"The Everfree Forest?" Bon-Bon asked quietly. "Is there a village in there or something?"
"Uh..." Tex trailed off, remembering what Church had said about trying to keep a low profile. Then she remembered that she didn't really care. "Not that I know of. I came from the castle deep inside the forest."
"Oh that's... nice?"
"We'll, uh... talk to you later Tex." Lyra said fearfully, slowly backing away from Tex.
Lyra and Bon-Bon then turned around and began to quickly trot away. Tex gathered that they were running away from her. She looked at the ground for a few seconds, and then looked back towards them with a smirk, happy that she had not lost her touch. After a few seconds she decided to go further into the town and meet new ponies.
"Wow, never thought I'd have seen a blank flank this old." Someone said from above.
Tex looked up to see a large pegasus staring at her with a large grin on his face.
"What are you looking at?" Tex hissed.
"You. You got a problem with that?" The pegasus asked, flying higher. "Hey Dumb-Bell, Hoops, come check this chick out!"
"What is it?" Another pegasus said, shooting towards the one that was flying above her.
"Hey Hoops, look at that grounder." The pegasus said, pointing towards Tex.
"What about her?" Hoops asked curiously.
"She's still a blank flank!"
"Well would you look at that." Hoops snickered as the third pegasus, Dumb-Bell, arrived.
"Why don't you come down here and talk to my face. Sitting up there out of my reach makes you look cowardly.
"You heard the lady." Dumb-Bell chuckled.
Tex watched quietly as the three pegasi landed nearby and began to walk towards her, sizing themselves up.
"Look at her, she's getting scared." Hoops whooped.
"Why don't you have your cutie mark?" Score asked seriously.
"I don't know." Tex said honestly.
"I never heard of an old grounder with a blank flank."
"She must not have any special skills." Hoops laughed cruelly.
Tex's eye twitched and she began to slowly walk towards them.
"Ooh, we got a feisty one." Hoops said, faking fear.
"Allow me to introduce myself." Tex said, limbering up her back and cracking her neck. "My name is Tex."
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FIRST!
also 2 in one day nice. Will make new comment when I Finnish reading.
When they were shelving, *three not thee
But none the less badass chapter..
Tex has a specific set of skills....
Hell yeah! Go tex
Dude, this shit just went so far south it just hit Space Mexico.
im going to be think of this from now on lol
Oh, this is gonna be
good...
They dead.
"how many we got?" "three DOA they look like they were beaten to death with their own skulls" "only Celestia can help them now"
Let the flank kicking begin 0/365 days without incident
...You can screw Nevada
Mess with Maine
Lay Hawaii in a pile of pain
You can beat Virgina 'til she's down on the floor
But if you fuck with Tex.
If You fuck with Tex you'll be on your knees for sure.
Or in this case flanks.
Well fuck. There goes the "don't hurt anypony rule." (picks up T.V. remote) I wonder what else is on...
823014
Well, excu~use me.
Playing tf2 :3
this is going to end so well for those idiots
"Dear fucking lord. Now you're a mix of Andy and Tucker...". Loled so hard at that. Priceless. Also I feal sorry for damn-bell, hoops, and score.
I am also going to rewatch the show and suggest things. Like the worthog music from the reds.
Hoops, Dumb-Bell, and Score are going to die.
Where's my popcorn? Cause this beat down thats about to happen is gonna be like the episode, "This One Goes to Eleven"
.
>>DarkWing
I'm sowwy...
Das a good game..
THey totally deserve it but I hope she doesn't hurt em too bad and have Tex end up not being able to stay in ponyville anymore
Commence pain in 3. 2. 1.
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I wonder if Tex sees the ponies's world the same way Pyro sees his? That would explain her complaining about the bright colors.
*gets videocamera* i gotta record this!
Called it. Now for the not killing to take place.
Her mark is going to be a skull and cross bones I just no it.
Shit is going to hit the fan REAL fast here
Those 3 will not be missed.
823050 make sure one of them constantly gets hit in the balls like Griff
Well well well, look who's back in the featured box. Don't you know that there box is off limits to the likes of you?
Kidding! Not really.
R.I.P the three dumbasses
823236
:c
823106
I doubt it... Pyro believes he is doing good in his little world. If Tex shares the same vision, then all it does is piss her off and drives her to attempt to destroy it all.
THEY SHALL BE THE FIRST TO DIE
YES! Violent Tex death to those three! YES!
823016 But I don't think it took her very long to develop them.
bitch in black hard as stone
need no friends work alone
3 on 1 they shoulda sent 4
every time you stand up your back on the floor
a punch in the balls and a kick to the head
get it on boys or you're gonna get dead
think ya got skills but you're sinking like a stone
next time fuckers you should just stay home
you can screw nevada
mess with maine
leave hawaii in a puddle of pain
you can beat virginia till she's down on the floor
but if you fuck with tex you'll be on your knees for sure
motherfucker
"advantage: texas"--got that right
bet you boys sleep well tonight
lick those wounds, nurse those sores
name reserved and that's who for
you got 9 lives, she's got 10
after that she'll ride again
bit of a badass anyone can tell
that crazy bitch is hell's angel
oklahoma beat down
pennsylvania dead and drown
minnesota castigate
massachusetts flagellate
bitch slap tennesee
dc dead see?
utah is a fucking mess
oregon in great duress
maryland is on her knees
louisiana? bitch....please.
mississippi worst day ever
north dakota not much better
missouri in a stranglehold
montana's corpse is getting cold
bleeding time for old kentucky
indiana not so lucky
vermont could use a four leaf clover
new jersey it is almost over
pick up delaware and slam her
call the meds for alabama
michigan has been destroyed
ditto that for illinois
new hampshire should have brought a friend
west virginia's at her end
colorado crash and burn
kansas point of no return
georgia's underneath a bus
california's really fucked
idaho and south dakota
give it up your time is over
nebraska cancel all appointments
washington we've got your ointments
ohio don't stand a chance
wyoming needs a change of pants
rhode island you cannot not surmount
puerto rico -does that even count?
pummel down on carolina
connecticut you're SUCH a whiner
arkansas eat my dust
alaska is a total bust
you can screw nevada
mess with maine
leave hawaii in a puddle of pain
you can beat virginia till she's down on the floor
but if you fuck with tex
if you fuck with tex
if you fuck with tex you'll be on your knees for sure
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
823133 No, something more badass. Like a broken spine!
823325 you. My Internet.
TAKE IT ALL.
In another note:
Shit has hit the fan, in a fucking epic way.
Oh man, shit just hit the fan now
823325
Is that from something?
Well....they're dead...
823071
NUH DURR.
823076 You wish... These are just three random pegasi...
Mere test dummies or not, at least the Red and Blue teams had armor to help them. These three are defenseless; Tex could break them all with a punch--err--hoof...kick? Whatever, you get it; a hit each...
823383 No, Tex hit the fan so hard the atoms in the fan exploded.
823016 skills that make her a nightmare for ponies like them
823593 we didn't drop an A-bomb on Japan...
We dropped Tex wrapped in aluminum foil
823615 The 2nd time we removed the foil, which allowed for more badass to be released. Most deaths came from people being exposed to lethal amounts of badass.
823675 indeed!
God knows what she did at that one place in Russia who's spelling eludes me
823682
Chernobyl
823739 Thereee we go! Thank you!