"Quit your bitching." Church said while his laughter subsided.
"Hey man, you would be shitting yourself too if you saw what I saw." Tucker said.
"It was a fucking dream." Church said. "Get over it."
"You're pretty helpful, you know that?" Tucker said sarcastically.
"Didn't you need to work there to get some money for something or other?" Church asked.
"Well, yeah." Tucker said.
"So you, rather than actually do shit, ran away because of a nightmare?" Church asked. "I thought you had no fears."
Tucker glared at Church and sighed. "Are you saying I overreacted?"
"No, I'm saying that you're a fucking idiot." Church said.
Spike then exited Twilight’s room, stretching his arms and yawning. He made his way to the top of the stairs and looked at the pair of arguing stallions. "What are you two yelling about?"
"Tucker over here had a bad dream." Church said.
"What was it about?" Spike asked.
"He said it was about Pinkie turning ponies into cupcakes." Church replied. "He had to go to Pinkie’s and help her do stuff but she said something and it sent him running."
"Pinkie turning ponies into cupcakes?" Spike said, scratching his head. "Sounds pretty scary."
"See?" Tucker yelled.
"I'll admit, it sounds fucked up." Church said. "But would you have ran away if presented by some semblance of a nightmare you had the night before?"
"Well, I would feel a bit nervous..." Spike started. "But I don't think I have ran. I may be small, but I'm no coward."
"I'm not a coward either." Tucker mumbled.
"Prove it." Church said. "Go back and help out and try not to pussy out this time."
"Fine." Tucker said.
Tucker slammed the door and started making his back to Sugarcube Corner.
"You would have run too, wouldn't you?" Church asked curiously.
"Yeah." Spike said. "Would you?"
"Probably." Church chuckled. "But Tucker is just too fun to piss off."
Tucker arrived at Sugarcube Corner after a couple minutes of walking. When he got there, he noticed that the door was ajar. He slowly walked in and looked around.
"Yo, anybody here?" Tucker called out.
Tucker got no answer so he sighed. He made his way around the counter and into the kitchen. He looked in the oven, where he saw a couple trays of cupcakes baking. Tucker then heard some muffled noise from his left, causing him to jump away, turning quickly, not sure what to expect. However, the room was empty. The sound appeared to come from a door that had been left slightly ajar.
"Caboose, you down there?" Tucker asked.
"Tucker, help me." Rainbow Dash called out in a strained voice.
Tucker ran down the stairs and looked around. Well, tried to look around, but the room was completely dark.
"Hello Tucker!" Caboose said happily.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing Caboose?" Tucker asked angrily.
"We're making cupcakes." Caboose said. "Would you like one?"
"No I wouldn't like one. Where are you?"
"Hang on a sec." Pinkie said.
The lights then turned on and Tucker slam his eyes shut for a second. He quickly opened them again and saw Pinkie standing on a step ladder with a light bulb in her hoof. He then looked down and saw Rainbow Dash wiping flour off her face.
"What happened?" Tucker asked, confused.
"Well, there was no room anywhere else so we came down here to finish up with the cupcakes." Pinkie said. "But when we came down the lights went pop."
"Oh." Tucker laughed.
"Where did you run to?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"I needed to talk to Church for a minute." Tucker said.
"Oh, I thought it had something to do with your bad dream." Rainbow Dash said.
"Pft, no, of course not." Tucker said with a weak laugh. "I may be a lot of things, but a coward I am not."
"Well you seemed pretty shaken up by it." Rainbow Dash said.
The oven upstairs then made a dinging noise.
"The last batch is done!" Pinkie said, running up the stairs.
After a couple seconds Pinkie then ran back down with a tray of freshly baked cupcakes.
"So Tucker, are you finally going to help or are you going to run off again?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Yeah I'll help." Tucker said, looking over the cupcakes. "How many did you guys make?
"Twelve dozen." Pinkie said, placing the tray down on the table. "Let's get crackin'!"
Tucker nodded and grabbed some icing and started sloppily lapping it onto the cupcakes.
"That's too much!" Pinkie said.
"Oh, okay." Tucker said, scraping most of the icing off.
"Now that's too little. Haven't you ever made cupcakes before?" Pinkie asked.
"No. I don't see what the big deal is about how much icing we put on." Tucker said.
"Well if you put too much on it's too sweet, and if you don't put on enough it doesn't taste sweet at all!" Pinkie said. "You need just the right amount to make them perfect."
"Of course." Tucker muttered, trying to put on the right amount of icing. "Y'know, this doesn't seem like a lot of work."
"That's because you left before we did the actual cooking." Rainbow Dash said.
"Hey, I told you I'm not a good cook." Tucker said. "Besides, it's not like we're cooking prime ribs here or anything..."
"What's a 'prime rib'?" Pinkie asked.
"You're kidding, right?" Pinkie shook her head. "Well, if it isn't one nightmare after another." Tucker muttered.
After a few more minutes of putting icing on the cupcakes, Pinkie collected them all and started to put them into a large box.
"Alright, so we're done?" Tucker asked.
"Yeah, you're done." Pinkie said. "Oh right, you need the bits for those tickets. Silly me. Stay right here."
Pinkie then ran up the stairs and grabbed a small envelope and gave it to Rainbow Dash.
"Thanks Pinkie." Rainbow Dash said. "Who ordered these anyways? Seems like a lot for one pony."
"I don't know." Pinkie said. Pinkie grabbed a piece of paper and looked at it. "It looks like its going to the Cloudasseum to be sold at a concession stand. What a coinkeydink. Maybe when you guys are there you'll end up having some!"
"I doubt it." Tucker said. "I don't think I'll ever eat a cupcake again."
So much lol from Church. The smart one has to be the dick
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My, my, a dead island crossover fic perhaps?
How about Spurna (As in spurs on cowboys boots) for Purna? Cowboys are kind of like cops. Except the opposite.
Instead you should make the Logan a pegasus so instead of a broken foot, it would be a broken wing because that seems like a more important thing to lose. Unicorns don't seem like they would be too interested in sports.
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Church was always kind of a dick
Tucker's last line... Pretty much what I said after reading the story... And I have kept to that.
Tucker's dream was terrifying! Now just sit there for a minute while he tells you all about prime ribs.
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Give them nightmares for a week and make them rethink their ex-human friends.
"Probably." Church chuckled. "Tucker is just fun to piss off."
This line was terrifyingly in character. I damn near heard his voice say it as I read it
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Foot Soldier and Copper Coin.
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"Quit your bitching."
And then Sheila just burst in.
Retard.Retard.Retard.Retard.
It was amazing.
Me neither Tucker, me Neither..
"Well, I would feel a bit nervous..." Spike started. "But I don't think I have ran. I may be small, but I'm no coward."
Is that not meant to be I'd? Sorry for constantly criticizing your work. Mild OCD (Like Simmons but not as bitchy, whiney, annoying, smart or creative)
Downstairs again?
Fuck man you got me worried in the beginning when tucker when in the bakery
383981 This is Dead Island isn't it? Are you going to do a Dead Island crossover?
How about umm.. Log Hoof for Logan, because it's hoofball and Log sounds like Logan, plus, kicking ball around al lthe time really must make your hoof feel like a log.
Now then Purna... Purna... Purna... Purring Case? Because a vibration of a gun almost sounds like a purring noise, anda case like an ammo case. Please let me know if your doing a crossover and if so when it's going to be done plzkkthnxbai!
Hey i know how tucker feels i cant eat a cupcake
Tarnished armor why?
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I read that story and IMMEDIATELY ate a cupcake. Im fucked up like that. Plus when you work with the CSI and disect human bodies you just stop getting grossed out. Plus I dont feel pain. Plus I dont fear death. Plus Im an atheist. So it kinda adds up.
2659079 lol have you ever watched someone throw up then went to eat a PB and mayo sandwich?. dont, the sandwich taste horrible. pb and mayo dont mix.
2842948 fuck that
I legitimately watched my friend get sick
And immediately ate turkey sandwich with BBQ and jam
Just to make him vomit again
Okay, they ran out of room upstairs, so they went downstairs, and the lights went out.
That still doesn't explain why the door to the shop was open.
I've never eaten cupcakes again after reading cupcakes.... I will never think of cupcakes the same way again.
5693600 lol, I was smart enough to not read cupcakes. Lololololol
2659079 Oh look, a child that pretends he's an adult. Definitely haven't seen that before. At least I admit that I'm a child, and don't make up some story about being a secret agent that had all of his nerves removed. Also, if you're going to tell people that you are part of the CSI, make your grammar perfect, because when I saw your run-on sentence I KNEW you were just a kid. Sorry, pal, but you suck at acting.
6057975 omg 105 weeks later
2659079 this person... he made me laugh... I like him
6857295 Yeah. Sounds like something O'Malley would say.
2659079 Liking that comment! I ate a cupcake too!
I mean, it's because I'm literally completely Insane, but still.
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